There are few things on Earth more awe-inspiring than the Cosby Sweater. This almighty beacon of fashion is an extraterrestrial fusion of arresting colors, robust fibers and sheer awesomeness. Its powers are too unfathomable to comprehend in mere words. Normal humans are reduced to wide-eyed gawkers at the woven menagerie of bright hues and visionary patterns. It truly is a gift from a more powerful being than you or I.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 was the fifth celebration of the sweetness known as the Cosby Sweater. Thank you for making this day as a turning point in human history, much like episode 129 when Theo discovered his dyslexia and became a solid student.
The next National Cosby Sweater Day will be January 20, 2010. Celebrate this miraculous milestone by wearing your own Cosby Sweater proudly. Search your closets, empty your parents’ drawers or take a trip to your local thrift store or transient.
Wear this magnificent garment proudly! Such a gift is too good not to share with the unknowing world.
(Oh, and please share your pictures. The message must be spread of this supernatural covering.)