Craig Gass is DOING TOP SECRET SHOWS in Seattle!!!'s Comedian Bio
Website
Check me out at twitter.com/craiggasscomedy
TV Shows
The summer of 2007 FEATURED on ABC’s "NEXT BEST THING"...
Best known TV appearances include appearing as Miranda’s "Glazed Donut Boyfriend" on HBO’s "SEX AND THE CITY", the comedian known as "The Portland Dangler" on NBC’s "LAS VEGAS", and recently being introduced as "The New Guy" at Kevin James’ work on CBS’s "KING OF QUEENS"............................................. Also "QUEENS SUPREME" for CBS (Produced by Julia Roberts), "LAW AND ORDER" on NBC, "Celebrity Deathmatch" on MTV, and numerous apperances on "THE HOWARD STERN SHOW" on E! Entertainment Television as well as Howard TV.
Films
Check this out... Me roasting Tommy Lee before all hell broke loose... It’s a loooong story....
Here's another roast I did of Gene Simmons which was fun. Lota of friends roasted: Jim Norton, Jeff Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, Andrew Dice Clay, Carrot Top... And lots of friends came to sit in the audience and support.
Good times. Check it out.
Craig Gass is DOING TOP SECRET SHOWS in Seattle!!!'s Interests
General
Hanging up on people, honking at complete strangers walking down the road and watching them wave back in confusion, watching girls cry when their favorite scene from Armageddon comes on, trying to hold back my own tears when my favorite scene from Armageddon comes on, giving the finger, smelling your finger, and COPS.
Music
Something I can shake my junk to.
Movies
Go see My Life. That movie will completely drain you...
Television
To Catch A Predator, Family Guy, 48 Hours Mystery, and anything with people lying on TV...
Books
Why Are There No Skinny People with Down Syndrome? by Reid Tarded, 20 People I'd Love to Pork by Craven Morehead, People Whose Names Aren't Spelled Right by Jil, Where Am I? by Nick Nolte, How to Properly Give The Shocker by The Guy Behind You... And too many others I can't remember...
Heroes
Anyone with an amazing package.
Craig Gass is DOING TOP SECRET SHOWS in Seattle!!!'s Details
Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits Believe in yourself Consider things from every angle Don't give up and don't give in Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches Give more than you planned to Hang on to your dreams Ignore those who try to discourage you Just do it Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier Love yourself first and most Make it happen Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal Open your eyes and see things as they really are Practice makes perfect Quitters never win and winners never quit Read study and learn about everything important in your life Stop procrastinating Take control of your destiny Understand yourself in order to better understand others Visualize it Want it more than anything Xcellerate your efforts You are unique of all God's creations and nothing can replace you Zero in on your target and GO FOR IT!
Hi there, I know It's kind of early but I wanted to make sure I get to everyone on my friends list because this is one of my favorite holidays of the year. I am a proud American and the 4th of July is a day to remember all those who have fought and are still fighting for our freedom. While we Sleep They Wake, While We enjoy our bbq's and swim in the pool.. They're defending our borders and eating sand. I salute all the men and women who make it possible everyday for my children and I to live a free life and if you are one of them ~~ From the bottom of my heart I THANK YOU!!! So Please take a moment on the 4th and remember what it really stands for... That Red White and Blue is not just a piece of cloth.. It is a SYMBOL of our freedom and the men and women who fight for it.
Happy Independence Day!!!! ~Kim
I'm Proud To Be An American Written By Lee Greenwood
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life, And I had to start again with just my children and my wife, I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today, 'Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away.
I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me, And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, ' Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A.
From the lakes of Minnesota to the hills of Tennessee, Across the plains of Texas from sea to shining sea. From Detroit down to Houston and New York to L.A. , There's pride in every American heart and it's time we stand and say:
I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me, And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, ' Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A.
A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your
strengths; feels your fears but fortifies your faith; sees your anxieties but
frees your spirit; recognizes your disabilities but emphasizes your
possibilities.
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