Keeping track of the neighbor, scoring points in certain games/activities, playing any album by Full Force after 2am, leaving copies of the Crazy Dave Tape at Blockbuster video every Thursday, and teaching Hatha yoga.
Music
Wyld Cobraz, Grim Reaper, Loudness, Celtic Frost, Najee, Deicide, Judas Priest,
The Scorpions, Kenneth G, Cannibal Corpse, Ted Nugent, and The Fat Boys
Movies
Cobra Force 1, 2, and 4 (three was crap), Ultimate Whore Clash, Naked Women Against the Demon, Brutalizing the Innocent (a love story), Miracle on 34th Street, Tenderloins 17, and The Last Starfighter
Television
American Ninja: The Series, Albert (spin-off of Alf), Commando: The Series (starring Lou Ferrigno, not Schwarzenegger), Breakdance Academy, Romper Room, Get Fit With Sgt. Slaughter, and Hamburger Training Camp
Books
The Cobra Thought Pattern: How to Understand it--by Larry Johnson, Secrets of Ninja Power and Invincibility--by Jerry Jones, Understanding Football--by Terry Bradshaw, How to Abuse Household Substances--by Gregory Birch
Heroes
The director of "Over The Top", the vocalist for that one band who performed at the 2002 "Serious Rib Roast", Carey Mahoney (not Steve Guttenberg though), Arnold Schwarzenegger's hairstylist, and Alex Van Halen of Rush.
We are the Crazy Dave Tape Crew, born and raised here in Chuck Norris, Ohio.
In 1987, we formed Operation Cobra, a small organization that rescues and councils stray Cobras. For that we have been given the "Serious Achievement" award from the American Ninja Fan Club. In 1992, we took up reading windsurfing magazines and acquired lots of back issues.
In 1997, after a serious job at Blockbuster, we quit and decided that it would be better to start taking illegal substances back at our parent's house. Just when things were looking up, a delivery truck crashed into Burger King, and we couldn't get our double decker cheeseburgers anymore! After watching Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol over 150 times, we knew it was time to stop getting prostitutes. As a result, we decided to make the Crazy Dave Tape. Then we listened to Deicide and made the Crazy Dave Tape Part II.
In 2001 we briefly moved to JOHN RAMBO, Ohio....but it didn't work out because nobody carried Score Magazine there. So we moved back to CHUCK NORRIS, Ohio and are now working on the Crazy Dave Tape Part III.
On a side note, we fully support the right to destroy your neighbor's personal belongings when you're mad, frustrated, sad or bored. You always regret breaking your own stuff...and the neighbor's stuff is right there, all out in the open. Plus, if you break in to your neighbor's house--they usually have good chips to eat, and that helps the voices go away.
Every actor from the film Commando (briefly), that one guy who turned into a giant booger in the original Swamp Thing, a cobra or python who's thoughts we CAN'T read, Sgt. Slaughter, Eugene Levy, and a totally radical Scorpions tribute band.
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Heya homeslice, we're gonna be sending a 3-song demo to small labels, and we REALLY need help deciding which of 3 of our 5 songs to send. Seriously, your input is wanted! XO Kurt
INFIDELS! BackAlley Allah is not impressed with animal background. BAA suggests you use advanced controls so background might be viewed by other people without ridicule. BAA also wants to say that he takes much joy that you will be crushed by mighty heel of Islam and thrown from gates of paradise like shoe thrown at Warlord Bush's head!
Hi there! Thanks for your friendship and for your support! Now you are part of our circle of friends and PAINSTYLE fans are the best of the planet! ;-) And here we have some short news from the front for you: The recordings to our album IN BLACK DESPAIR (IBD) are finished! The mastering of the tracks will follow. Then we will try to find the right label, to come out with IBD as soon as possible!
We can promise to you, right now: IBD is going to be really, really sick! And that’s how it should be!!! The album was recorded at RAPE OF HARMONIES, Triptis & Schmölln. (Germany) There will be a Makin-Of-Video also. If you are much interested, you better should subsrcibe to our blog, cause this is the best way to stay in contact! We will post blogs about all important news with the band! Stay brutal - So long! Cheers Joe
OK so how do I go about getting a copy of the Crazy Dave Tapes?? Ive only seen like I wana say the first and sencond one but I have to have them all! You guys are incane I love it!!
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Dec 14 2009 4:59 PM
Thanks for the link up Crazy Dave Tape! Much Respect! We really appreciate your support (:
Please check out our official web site www.thebotsband.com, Facebook www.facebook.com/pages/The-Bots/93384124079?ref=mf, Afro-Punk http://afropunk.ning.com/profile/TheBots and myspace.com/thebotsbandDec 14 2009 4:54 AM
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XO
Kurt
Nov 11 2009 6:51 PM
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Nov 9 2009 4:28 AM
BAA also wants to say that he takes much joy that you will be crushed by mighty heel of Islam and thrown from gates of paradise like shoe thrown at Warlord Bush's head!
Nov 4 2009 7:09 AM
"THE RED MASS"!
(For fans of Autopsy, Obituary, & Impetigo!)
Oct 31 2009 12:48 AM
Go easy on your neighbours!!..
A Halloween VHS Massacre
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Oct 29 2009 4:17 PM
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Oct 23 2009 10:12 PM
HEIL CHUCK NORRIS!
Oct 17 2009 11:03 AM
hey


die letzte party war gut, diese wird noch besser!
bis heute abend
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Sep 20 2009 5:20 AM
And here we have some short news from the front for you:
The recordings to our album IN BLACK DESPAIR (IBD) are finished! The mastering of the tracks will follow.
Then we will try to find the right label, to come out with IBD as soon as possible!
We can promise to you, right now:
IBD is going to be really, really sick! And that’s how it should be!!!
The album was recorded at RAPE OF HARMONIES, Triptis & Schmölln. (Germany)
There will be a Makin-Of-Video also.
If you are much interested, you better should subsrcibe to our blog, cause this is the best way to stay in contact!
We will post blogs about all important news with the band!
Stay brutal - So long!
Cheers Joe
Sep 18 2009 7:30 AM
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