CRAZY DAVE TAPE

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  • Aragulak Sirton Fifth Fourth

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  • CHUCK NORRIS, OHIO, US
  • Last Login: 12/22/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Keeping track of the neighbor, scoring points in certain games/activities, playing any album by Full Force after 2am, leaving copies of the Crazy Dave Tape at Blockbuster video every Thursday, and teaching Hatha yoga.
  • Music

    Wyld Cobraz, Grim Reaper, Loudness, Celtic Frost, Najee, Deicide, Judas Priest, The Scorpions, Kenneth G, Cannibal Corpse, Ted Nugent, and The Fat Boys
  • Movies

    Cobra Force 1, 2, and 4 (three was crap), Ultimate Whore Clash, Naked Women Against the Demon, Brutalizing the Innocent (a love story), Miracle on 34th Street, Tenderloins 17, and The Last Starfighter
  • Television

    American Ninja: The Series, Albert (spin-off of Alf), Commando: The Series (starring Lou Ferrigno, not Schwarzenegger), Breakdance Academy, Romper Room, Get Fit With Sgt. Slaughter, and Hamburger Training Camp
  • Books

    The Cobra Thought Pattern: How to Understand it--by Larry Johnson, Secrets of Ninja Power and Invincibility--by Jerry Jones, Understanding Football--by Terry Bradshaw, How to Abuse Household Substances--by Gregory Birch
  • Heroes

    The director of "Over The Top", the vocalist for that one band who performed at the 2002 "Serious Rib Roast", Carey Mahoney (not Steve Guttenberg though), Arnold Schwarzenegger's hairstylist, and Alex Van Halen of Rush.

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  • Status: Single
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Occupation: Snack Cake Consultants

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About me:

We are the Crazy Dave Tape Crew, born and raised here in Chuck Norris, Ohio. In 1987, we formed Operation Cobra, a small organization that rescues and councils stray Cobras. For that we have been given the "Serious Achievement" award from the American Ninja Fan Club. In 1992, we took up reading windsurfing magazines and acquired lots of back issues.

In 1997, after a serious job at Blockbuster, we quit and decided that it would be better to start taking illegal substances back at our parent's house. Just when things were looking up, a delivery truck crashed into Burger King, and we couldn't get our double decker cheeseburgers anymore! After watching Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol over 150 times, we knew it was time to stop getting prostitutes. As a result, we decided to make the Crazy Dave Tape. Then we listened to Deicide and made the Crazy Dave Tape Part II.

In 2001 we briefly moved to JOHN RAMBO, Ohio....but it didn't work out because nobody carried Score Magazine there. So we moved back to CHUCK NORRIS, Ohio and are now working on the Crazy Dave Tape Part III.

On a side note, we fully support the right to destroy your neighbor's personal belongings when you're mad, frustrated, sad or bored. You always regret breaking your own stuff...and the neighbor's stuff is right there, all out in the open. Plus, if you break in to your neighbor's house--they usually have good chips to eat, and that helps the voices go away.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Every actor from the film Commando (briefly), that one guy who turned into a giant booger in the original Swamp Thing, a cobra or python who's thoughts we CAN'T read, Sgt. Slaughter, Eugene Levy, and a totally radical Scorpions tribute band. CRAZY DAVE TAPE PART TWO

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Comments

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  • Dec 22 2009 7:06 AM

    Debut album now available on iTunes.

  • Dec 17 2009 12:02 AM

    Hottest Mixtape Out Free 2 Listen/Download
  • Dec 14 2009 4:59 PM

    Thanks for the link up Crazy Dave Tape! Much Respect! We really appreciate your support (:

    Please check out our official web site www.thebotsband.com, Facebook www.facebook.com/pages/The-Bots/93384124079?ref=mf, Afro-Punk http://afropunk.ning.com/profile/TheBots and myspace.com/thebotsband
  • Dec 14 2009 4:54 AM

    OK...IT'S "DNEPROPETROVSK MANIACS VIDEO" it's pretty rough but you gotta watch the whole joint, take a look and tell me what you think
  • Dec 10 2009 6:39 PM

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  • Dec 6 2009 11:24 PM

    GIVE US A NEW BLOG DAMMIT..
  • Dec 3 2009 3:37 PM

    Heya homeslice, we're gonna be sending a 3-song demo to small labels, and we REALLY need help deciding which of 3 of our 5 songs to send. Seriously, your input is wanted!
    XO
    Kurt
  • Nov 11 2009 6:51 PM

    GRISLY BITS
  • Nov 9 2009 8:10 PM

    HEY THANKS FOR ADDING US...VERY COOL OF YOU..YOU ROCK!!
  • Nov 9 2009 4:28 AM

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    BAA also wants to say that he takes much joy that you will be crushed by mighty heel of Islam and thrown from gates of paradise like shoe thrown at Warlord Bush's head!
  • Nov 4 2009 7:09 AM

    CLICK BELOW TO ORDER


    "THE RED MASS"!


    (For fans of Autopsy, Obituary, & Impetigo!)

  • Oct 31 2009 12:48 AM

    Halloween Powers!
    Go easy on your neighbours!!..
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  • Oct 23 2009 10:12 PM

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP!
    HEIL CHUCK NORRIS!

  • Oct 17 2009 11:03 AM

    hey

    die letzte party war gut, diese wird noch besser!

    bis heute abend





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  • Sep 20 2009 7:10 PM

    Thanks for adding my hank 3 hellbilly fan page! Respects dammitt!
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    Sep 20 2009 5:20 AM

    Hi there! Thanks for your friendship and for your support! Now you are part of our circle of friends and PAINSTYLE fans are the best of the planet! ;-)
    And here we have some short news from the front for you:
    The recordings to our album IN BLACK DESPAIR (IBD) are finished! The mastering of the tracks will follow.
    Then we will try to find the right label, to come out with IBD as soon as possible!

    We can promise to you, right now:
    IBD is going to be really, really sick! And that’s how it should be!!!
    The album was recorded at RAPE OF HARMONIES, Triptis & Schmölln. (Germany)
    There will be a Makin-Of-Video also.
    If you are much interested, you better should subsrcibe to our blog, cause this is the best way to stay in contact!
    We will post blogs about all important news with the band!
    Stay brutal - So long!
    Cheers Joe

  • Sep 18 2009 7:30 AM

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  • Sep 11 2009 6:03 PM

    OK so how do I go about getting a copy of the Crazy Dave Tapes?? Ive only seen like I wana say the first and sencond one but I have to have them all! You guys are incane I love it!!
  • Sep 9 2009 2:02 PM

    a friend of mine has made a crazydavetape style vid': less funny