S/T LP:
"Duo gets a nice vinyl release for it's official debut. Totally rocking, this is one of the rare times when the recording actually does justice to the intensity of live performances" ---End of an Ear
"There's that pair of pants you keep tucked away in the very back of the closet, behind the empty shoeboxes and moldy wife-beaters, that you could never bring yourself to throw away but try not to think about to often. They only come out when punks need to be taught a lesson and shit needs to be totally fucking destroyed. Or you have to put in some drywall." ---Austinist
"There's a lot of things you can say about Damage Pants. They are a two-piece. They're too loud. What you can't say is that they are pussies. majestic and powerful yet resonant with the bleak realities of modern rock. Their new drop comes on tasty 180 gram vinyl and is worth every cent...!" ---Misprint Magazine
"drums and vocals and more bass than guitar... the sound coming off this vinyl rocks! Bass heavy yet minimal, with understandable, non aggressive vocals. A song about not being able to dance... and one about ATM machines" ---Maximum Rock n Roll
LIVE:
"Damage Pants may have come up with its name while drunk, but the trashy, thrashy drum/guitar exchange sure sounds good after four or five Lone Stars." ---Soundcheck AC
"Damage Pants think outside the box, tear the box to shreds, and then shit all over the pieces." ---The Onion
"Prepare for your ears to be assaulted by the ferocious garage punk of Damage Pants. Luckily the Austin duo's sonic storm is much better than band name." ---Devil Has The Best Tuna (UK)
"I saw Damage Pants last night at Trailer Space Records and GOD DAMN were they amazing. They sound like if you took early Queens of the Stone Age's rhythm section and gave them a bag of crack and a distorted bass guitar and said, "Here, smoke this, then play this LOUD." It's hard to believe two dudes can be that loud." ---Nites
NAME:
"a name so bad it ranks alongside Japansterdam, Dumpys Rusty Nuts, Neds Atomic Dustbin, Puddle of Mudd, Archers of Loaf, Toad The Wet Sprocket and Limp Bizkit."---Devil Has The Best Tuna
"there's no amount of marijuana that would make that a good band name. Surely at some point they sobered up and realized that nobody should actually name their fucking band Damage Pants"---Misprint
"they sounded like Karp, but dude... I don't know about that name"---guy at our first show (and still considered our BEST review ever)
ate a shit ton of bbq on the way back from SA this afternoon, will have to get back to you on that thing, sorry (not really) for writing this here but my reply mutton wont work. fuckin tom....
hey this is mike from realbook fakebook i cant seem to get this freakin myspace mail to work, so im going to try here. get a hold of us about a show at mix on sunday the 30th realbookfakebook@gmail.com
