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Dan Newbower
Dan Newbower $$$ GanGsTA Boo !!! $$$ CaSH $$$ PlaYA $$$ SmILEy FaCE $$$

Male
30 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/27/2009
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   Dan Newbower's Comedian Bio
BioComedian, been on some TV, done some things, been written up in things, made people laugh, made some videos and short films, produced some stuff. For the full bio read it in the blog portion that is right over there...
Websitedannewbower.com
InfluencesMy mom, dad, brother, Steven Wright, David Spade, George Carlin, Billy Crystal, Howard Stern, Casper Van Dien.
TV ShowsThe Whitest Kids U Know on the Independent Film Channel, VH1’s Best Week Ever, NY1’s The Call, Howard Stern TV, Fuse Network, Comedy Central’s Laugh Riots... hopefully the Food Network someday because I AM AN AMATEUR GOURMAND!

    Dan Newbower's Interests
GeneralComedy, fun, enjoyable things, cooking, smells.
MusicJosh Groban, period.
MoviesAnything with swords.
TelevisionAnything with swords.
BooksNon-fiction, involving people fighting with swords.
HeroesSwordsmen.

     Dan Newbower's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Boston
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Dan Newbower's Schools
Duke University
Durham, NC
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Economics, Markets and Management
Minor: Religion
Greek:   Delta Sigma Phi

1995 to 1999
Acton-Boxborough Reg High
Acton, MA
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1991 to 1995


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   Dan Newbower's Blurbs
About me:
I am Dan Newbower. I am a comedian. I am a writer. I am an occasional television personality. I am a financial systems programmer. I am a humanist. I am a sensualist. I am a philanthropist. I am a patriot. I like pasta.
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Who’s Available Tuesday Nights

Who’s Available Tuesday Nights



Aug 21 2008 8:21 PM

In response to his recent scandal John Edwards releases his own version of Katy Perry's pop smash hit.

CROATIAN TEMPTATION

Gloria Bevanda



Jun 24 2008 5:09 PM

Photobucket
Pat O'Shea

Pat O Shea



Jun 18 2008 5:34 AM

If me and you were in the backcourt for the Celtics, we still would have won by 20!
ChickyCarla

ChickyCarla



May 8 2008 2:23 AM

I know you are very busy, but if u find the time to check out this video & leave a comment on the official page, that would make you the greatest person on the planet (for reals) beside its worth it, cause its crazy funny!!!! Please leave a cool comment & a “booyah”, Thank you, I really appreciate it.


The 2008 MTV Movie Spoof Contest


http://myspacetv. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=vids. individual&videoid=2109469200

ChickyCarla

ChickyCarla



May 8 2008 2:21 AM

I know you are very busy, but if u find the time to check out this video & leave a comment on the official page, that would make you the greatest person on the planet (for reals) beside its worth it, cause its crazy funny!!!! Please leave a cool comment & a “booyah”, Thank you, I really appreciate it.


The 2008 MTV Movie Spoof Contest


http://myspacetv. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=vids. individual&videoid=2109469200

King Hell

King Hell



Apr 15 2008 10:53 PM

KING HELL REPORT IS #7 ON YOUTUBE!

Hey Dan!

We got a twisted fistful of new King Hell Reports for ya. Episode #5, where I read a fan letter about a hot, triple jointed Daarvsven elf called Lolitheraxx, is so bent it was the 17th most discussed comedy vid on Youtube! Check out our latest report #7 about the plight of the singer for Nickleback, who has super-mega downs syndrome, and catch us live next week at Dinbatz in NJ, or Snitch in NYC. Info below!

Yours in loudness,
Doc Thompson



REPORT #5: About Lolitheraxx - Best fan letter ever! Click HERE to listen!

REPORT #6: Lolitheraxx has been kindnapped! Click HERE to help!

KING HELL LIVE!

Friday, 4/18 ñ Midnight show!
DINGBATZ
620 Van Houten Ave
Clifton, NJ
www. dingbatznj. com
(Buy $2-off tix from us outside the club!)

Saturday, 4/19 ñ 9:30pm
SNITCH
59 West 21st St (corner of 6th ave)
Manhattan, NY
www. snitchbar. com
Larry Murphy

Larry Murphy



Apr 14 2008 8:19 PM

T minus 12
Larry Murphy

Larry Murphy



Apr 9 2008 5:37 PM

T minus 17
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MAtthew LEe



Apr 7 2008 5:54 PM

YO! Thanks for the ADD!
Assy McGee

Assy McGee



Mar 25 2008 1:25 PM

4-06-08 Scumbag!!
King Hell

King Hell



Feb 4 2008 4:40 PM

Whats shakin', Danny?

This video, I'm afraid, speaks for itself.

Apologies,

-thompson

Melissa

Melissa Teran



Feb 2 2008 4:02 AM

Someone's making a living by impersonating you!

Larry Murphy

Larry Murphy



Jan 26 2008 2:11 PM

Like the new pics Danny. Those were good days. Bowling days.
james

james



Dec 19 2007 10:02 PM

I think the high five between me and Vanessa is the highlight of the video. Along with Johnson's gutter ball.
Madison

Madison



Dec 16 2007 4:38 PM

happy birthday. are you doing bowling this year? if you are why am i not invited? :)
Bryan Fox

Bryan Fox



Dec 16 2007 3:58 PM

Happy birthday! Hope you have a great one!
Larry Murphy

Larry Murphy



Dec 14 2007 11:22 AM

Happy Birthday Denny - Looking forward to Saturday.
Furry Planet Productions / PAR3

Furry Planet Productions / PAR3



Dec 13 2007 8:13 PM

(Alomst) Happy Birthday!!! May This Year Be Your Best!!

Live Hip Hop Show & Tribute to SUBLIME on Dec 22nd @ Nokia Theater - Time Square in NYC!!! Get at us for tickets before they sell out! Hope you can make it!

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Peace & Respect
Furry Planet Productions
james

james



Dec 2 2007 9:48 PM

Pat O'Shea

Pat O Shea



Nov 7 2007 7:12 AM

How did it go last night?
Walsh Bros.

Walsh Bros.



Oct 26 2007 4:10 AM

I don't think we've had the chance and I'll try to give you a ring to say it in person but until then Congratulations.
-Chris
james

james



Oct 5 2007 4:39 AM

270 perfect games bowled in 1955
56,000 bowled in 2005
the balls are juiced
King Hell

King Hell



Oct 1 2007 8:08 PM

...What's up, Newbs?!?

Just stopping by to say that if you're looking for something to do around 9:00 on Friday October the 5th, we're playing a classy joint called the Trash Bar...

...remember Dee Snider of Twisted Sister? His kid Blaze's band is playing there that night too! So come on, feel the noize! No, wait, that was Quiet Riot...

Anyway, we hope you can come and help us ROCK THE JOINT!!!

Yours in Metal,
-Doc Thompson

Jessica

Jessica Lavoie



Sep 14 2007 1:39 AM

Damn it Newbower, I can't believe it's been so long since we've seen your pretty face! Congratulations on your engagement... does that mean you have to come to the Halloween party in a matching couples costume instead of the usual this year???
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Madison

Madison



Sep 10 2007 11:26 PM

Hey... congratulation...we have to go out and celebrate. Can't wait to see you guys... xoxo
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