I like the Presidents Of The United States Of America.
Movies
I like Star Wars and Indiana Jones.
Television
I like Seinfeld and The Office.
Books
I like Jurassic Park and Harry Potter.
Heroes
Superman, My Dad, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jim Henson, Tony Hawk, Mr. Incredible, Steve Martin, Indiana Jones, Brian Regan, Albert Einstein, Homer Simpson, Manny "The Shark Man" Puig, Taylor Marcello
About me: I'm ridiculously handsome, I have the ability to turn semi invisible, i am a ninja, I once ruled Lima, Peru with an iron fist for a weekend, I hate cats with the passion of ten passionate men (that's a lot of passion my friend), I almost survived the Challenger explosion (may I rest in peace), due to the radiation of the earth's yellow sun i am endowed with powers and abilities far beyond those of mere mortal men, i am allergic to sad things and fond memories (and cat dander), i can smell like a hippopotamus if i don't shower for two days, I can shout loud enough to level a house. I am able to fit both of my feet into my mouth at the same time. I can recite the alphabet forwards and backwards in every known language on the planet. I was one of the architechts of the original Death Star. I can bend steel bars with my bare hands. I once scaled the outside of the Empire State Building without using my feet. I can stare into the sun indefinitely. I memorized the 1955 edition of the Encyclopedia Brittanica in its entirety. I can telepathically communicate with sea creatures. I can jump out of an airplane without a parachute and land on my feet. I built a fully operational spaceship from scratch. I can taste fear. sometimes if you listen really closely you can hear me sizzle, when it gets cold outside steam rises off my head and shoulders (no shit!), i spent two years searching for the magical subterrainian world of fraggle rock before learning it was only a tv show (wink-wink!)
Who I'd like to meet: Racecar drivers, ex-presidents, super heroes, research scientists, professional assassins, ninjas, ANY member of G.I.Joe, Jedi Knights, supermodels, celebrities, rock stars, and monkeys.
what the fuck danny!!?? I THOUGHT I WAS UR HGE??? I see how the fuck u do me!!!after all these fuckn yrs of me getting naked 4 u!!n u probally never even paid attention!! i still love u though!! and miss us bein naked in ur bed!!lol hit me back biotch! i love ur drawings!!thats from snl with mike myers what the fuck was his name?? oh yea simon?? maybe??
you'll get it. i have faith in you. i tried to find more info about it and i could not find that exact one but i fucking swear to you it is real. i heard about it on npr.
well i did see ur buletine a while back.....wow i didnt relize u were hurt that bad !!glad to hear that you are able to obtain the physical therapy that you need though. I totaly...totaly .....would love love to hang out with you~~~~~~~
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