i just wanna dance dance dance! Oh, and makeup artist to the stars. I already have a few Major clients lined up. Major. Big. Huge.
Pauly Shore's comeback? My agent has totally got a ton of calls into his agent's voice mail. Totally.
Music
Toby Keith. Ford Truck Commercials.
Movies
Saturday Night Fever; Urban Cowboy; Battlefield Earth; Look who's talking now; Jingle all the Way; Over the Top
Oh, I have my own YouTube channel for my Reality Rejects series. Go look it up.
Television
Reality Rejects starring me.
Books
I love books! US Weekly is good; so is Star Magazine, and the Enquirer, and People. Tomcat - you two are freaky crazy. Angelina honey, how many kids are you planning to adopt?!
Heroes
Becky from the TV series Roseanne; fraternity boys; Prince.
About me: Hi, I'm Danny, and I'm fabulous.
Well let's see, I'm into dancing, fashion, & Arctic game hunting.
I'm currently working on my own fashion line at the moment, but it's probably too pricey for any of you so don't bother asking me about it. I've taken orders from celebrities such as Matthew Perry, Silvester Stallone, the entire cast of The Goonies. Oh, and Paula Abdul's senior assistant.
In my spare time, I set dance floors on fire. Literally. I've been arrested for it. Spent a few months in county. Been, done, sooo bought the T shirt.
What else about me?
Hmmm, there's so much to say about me, but I am not sure I want to share with all you crazy freaks.
I'm just kidding with you guys; geez don't be so sensitive!
But seriously, I'm better than you are.
I'm kidding!
But really, I am much, much better than you, all joking aside. Don't hate the player, hate the game boys and girls.
much love and kisses to the fine females, Danny
Who I'd like to meet: I'd so love to meet Oprah, so I could tell her her wardrobe sucks. And her hair - it looks like a rat's nest. I'd love to meet Pammy Anderson - a red hot hottie - and ask her why she hooked up with that scrub, Kid Whatever his hillbilly name is. Hey Kid, try some conditioner to fix those tangles in your greasy hair.....
Pammy, kisses!
Oh, and Toby Keith.
