Apostatus Maximus (efferus)

About me:

I am an esoteric syncretic eclecticist with an excess of energy, desire, and inspiration unhesitatingly unleashed on passionate hopes and dreams. I am a dexterous multi-form articulator and a mirror of everything wonderful and monstrous you show me. I accept you as you are (as you could not be otherwise) and appreciate the fullness of our time and attempts in this small shared speck of eternity. I like doing things big and small and find pleasure in intelligent action as well as naturalistic rites and simple labor. I will tell you everything and am unafraid of truth, whether wonderful, uncertain, or unpleasant -- you are welcome to touch the rawness without needing to hide behind a second face. I am durable but beg you to please not squander me. I cannot be offended; any attempts to "shock" will only succeed in boring me. I am curious about all things and effortlessly dissemble systems into their constituent parts, identify systemic interconnections, and uniquely reassemble the devil's work. I am equally comfortable in the first and third worlds and travel anywhere if there is a purpose. I laugh freely and often, perhaps last also.

What is off limits? Nothing that seems a good idea. Much is possible, all is permitted.

Join me for total victory!

Reality Über Alles:
Your illusions, fears, and paranoias are personal errors of perception and perspective. You are your own jailer and government hired torturer.

What is really here? This is easily answered after you remove your entangling assumptions.

Turn Ons:
..Timelessness, blood oaths, wild salmon, dignity, metaphors, feral minds, laughter, trust, transcendence, uninhibition, kindness, provisionalism, tuning out, limitlessness, unconventional conversationalism, eloping, daring, anti-suicide pacts, dredging, waking up next to an angel, haleem, minimalism, excess, relentless unconditional love, purposefulness, forest berries, nobility, essentiality, quality writing utensils, multilingual pillow talk, abstraction, jaywalking, self-awareness, hard cover books, enthusiasm, good posture, correcting and being correct, tenderness, fast driving, hallucinations, accidental chastity, creativity, action, direct honesty, non-pharmaceutical seduction, Princess Madeleine, reckless passion, fluidity, sweet little things, independence (I will give everything to someone who appreciates but does not depend on me. We all must live -- comme compagnons, pas des esclaves -- tu n'es pas d'accord, mon ami?)..
Playfulness, curiosity, ambition, a pretty nose.

Turn Offs:
..Noise, passive aggression, psychic vampires, physical zombies, literalism, inferiority, most rapists, tanning, dogmatism, habits, academics, slow walkers, economic based decisions, burglars, superfluous tattoos, overcrowding and traffic, self-flagellation, needless complexity, habits, mosquitoes, lack of artistry, safety, fear, virtuality, slaves, robots, beaten down spirits, cancer, wastefulness (of self, others, time, objects, possibility)..
Relenting.