Abner Doubleday is credited with inventing Baseball.
Music
hath charms to soothe a savage breast. (I said "breast").
WARNING: CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE
Movies
are due back by midnight the next day (please be kind and rewind).
Television
Pronunciation: 'te-l&-"vi-zh&n especially British "te-l&-'
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: French télévision, from télé- tele- + vision vision
1 : an electronic system of transmitting transient images of fixed or moving objects together with sound over a wire or through space by apparatus that converts light and sound into electrical waves and reconverts them into visible light rays and audible sound
2 : a television receiving set
3 a : the television broadcasting industry b : television as a medium of communication
Books
tap the wisdom of our species -- the greatest minds, the best teachers -- from all over the world and from all our history. And they're patient.
-Carl Sagan
About me: I am approximately 1300 feet tall, with great bulbous nodules extruding from my dorsal appendages every 47 feet or so, consume several metric tons of an organic mixture composed of back issues of Redbook magazine and a four-lobed hybrid of wheat and rye every 98.2 seconds, and emit highly charged radioactive particles from openings along my anterior cleft once every 19 weeks. Either that, or I'm a voiceover actor in LA, I can never keep those two straight...
(Assuming that I AM in fact a voiceover actor, here are some of my recent projects...these are clickable links):
One of my new Jimmy Dean TV spots:
Me as the voice of Al's attorney on FlashForward (MAJOR SPOILER ALERT):
One of my new McDonald's spots:
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Phil LaMarr and I are most of the voices in this:
Behind the scenes of 'Condemned 2'(I play Agent Dorland)
If you want more details, you can check out my IMDB page (though IMDB tends to be a bit slow in updating, so a lot of recent stuff is not yet listed there). And yes, I am in every video on this page. If you can't figure out who I am in each one (and I am more than one voice is most of them), email me and I'll tell you (although figuring it out is half the fun...).
Feel free to add me as a friend, I will accept friend requests from any REAL person (and not spammer or bot), and I'd love to hear from you. Thanks for the continued support!
For booking information, contact Bradford Bricken at Abrams Artists Agency, Los Angeles
Who I'd like to meet: Myself going in the other direction...and YOU.
