Dave Lease
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What's popular isn't always right, and what's right isn't always popular.-Howard Cossell
Male
29 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States
Last Login: 7/20/2009
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Dave Lease's Comedian Bio
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Dave Lease's Interests
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| General | Stand up Comedy, meeting chicks who are into stand up comedy, Keeping in touch with my Calvert County hood rats, hearing how fat my ex-girlfriend has gotten, not hearing how fat I've gotten, softball (slow pitch of course), and yes, I know this sounds generic, but I like hanging out with friends. | | Music | Something Commercial, anything on the radio except country and techno. I know that sounds terrible, but how am I supposed to know what's good? All though watch out for After Midnight Project...They will be on the Radio soon. | | Movies | Spaceballs, Young Guns 1 and 2, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, Casino, Big Lebowski, Sin City, STAR WARS anything STAR WARS, Kids, Requiem for a Dream, Man on Fire. | | Television | Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, Seinfeld, King of the Hill, Chappelle Show, Mr. Show, Con (That was for you Skyler) E True Hollywood Story, Behind the Music, Sopranos, Entourage, Curb your Enthusiasm. | | Books | Any Biographies, or auto biographies, right now I am reading Jenna Jameson's. | | Heroes | Billy the Kid, Muhammad Ali, Lavar Arrington, Chris Rock, Dave Attel, Peter North, Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chappelle, John Stewart. Any dude who has slept with Brittany Murphy. |
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Dave Lease's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Calvert County, Maryland | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Stand up comic |
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Dave Lease's Schools
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Towson University
Towson,Maryland
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Mass Communications
Clubs: 4:20 club, choir
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Total Plays: 197 |
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Plays:
197
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About me:
I like to Rock it. I'm a stand up comic, when I'm not on the road I like to hang out anywhere, as long as it's on Lankershim Blvd, or within a 50 foot Radius. I have my own show every monday at the Rumba Room on Citywalk, (conveniently located right off of Lankershim Blvd.) I'm down with frenching mildly hot chicks, making fun of my friend Andy's crooked dick. name dropping I am friends with people who were on a TV show that was cancelled three years ago after 5 episodes. I like real people not the people who are fake, and tell you they hate fake people, only to lure you into a friendship with someone who is fake themselves. I hate comics who talk to me just to get on my show. I like taking short unromantic walks to the Dairy Queen on "you know what" blvd. And I love to bust balls. (in the comedy way not the Trunks in West Hollywood sort of way.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Cool people and chicks who are SOLID 7's I know my limits and you should too.
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