They Might Be Giants; The Kronos Quartet; Philip Glass; Assassins (the musical); Ralph Vaughn Williams; White Stripes, The; Holst; Mozart; Pirate Jennie; Eminem; Mr. Bright Eyes, The Roches... and so forth and so on (fart).
Movies
Brazil; Wet Hot American Summer; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze; Spaceballs; The Brood; Tron; Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind; Kill Bill: Volumes 1 and 2; Meet The Feebles; Dead Alive; The Evil Dead Trilogy; The Indiana Jones Trilogy; The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy; Pulp Fiction; Being John Malkovich; Adaptation; Punch Drunk Love; Alien; Aliens; Cannibal: The Musical; Once Upon A Time In The West; King Kong (original); It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World; War Of The Worlds (original); Jaws; Chinatown; The Exorcist 1 and 3 (3 was Dahmer's fav flick!); The Jerk; L.A. Story; Brain Candy; The Life Of Brian; Monty Python And The Holy Grail; The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen; The Fisher King; Napoleon Dynamite; and so forth and so on. SHORT LIST: Gilliam, Coens, Jackson, Kaufman, Russell, Landis, Raimi, Scott, Polanski, Lynch, Cronenberg, Harryhausen... er, whatever... lots of others. Sheesh!... Get off my neck!!
Television
Here's some stuff I've done on the T.V.-
Moon Office
American Gods; Guns, Germs and Steel: The Fates Of Human Societies; A Confederacy Of Dunces; Slaughterhouse Five; One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest; 1984; Still Life With Woodpecker; The Empty Space; Good Omens; Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas; Cruel Shoes; AmphiGorey Vol. 1; Strange Stains And Mysterious Smells; Breakfast Of Champions... and so forth and so on (poop).
About me:
Something about me?
Um...
When I was nine, I was run over by a van. A Herman Plumbing van. I don't remember it, because apparently I was in a coma for a couple days. Ask me about it later; I'm tired.
Wait!
Why are you reading this, when you could learn so much more about me by purchasing THE BOOK OF LISTS: HORROR, to which I contributed? Head over to http://www.amazon.com/Book-Lists-Collection-Featuring-Introduction/dp/0061537268 and do yourself a favor.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet a nice plate of scrambled eggs. And Jack Horkheimer.
Garage Comedy holds Davey Johnson's hand as he throws himself the most narcissistic birthday show you've ever seen.
Thrills guaranteed to wow!
Performances by: Bennie ARTHUR Susan BURKE & Hari Leigh (THE COUNTRY CLUB) Chris FAIRBANKS Derek HUGHES Randy LIEDTKE Ron LYNCH Kate MICUCCI Johnny PEMBERTON (also providing sounds) Matt PETERS Tony SAM Joe WAGNER Chris WALSH & OTHERS (?)
With awesome video shorts by the brilliant ZZalgern0n!
Listen, I'm really sorry, I had no idea that you and that pizza were supposed to hang out tonight and I ate it up and everything and really if I would have known. It's just..really, blame that pizza for smelling so good and being so nice. Please don't blame me.
I looked up Charles Grodin. Are you saying I'm cranky a lot? cause he always plays cranky, depressed old guys. Of course the only things I can remember him in is "Beethoven" and that small part in "So I Married an Axe Murderer" where the cop tries to commandeer his car and he won't let him. You better not be saying I'm cranky.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081809/
Something about me?
Um...
When I was nine, I was run over by a van. A Herman Plumbing van. I don't remember it, because apparently I was in a coma for a couple days. Ask me about it later; I'm tired.
