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Some people say I'm very mature, but I wake up early every Saturday to watch cartoons.

I'm often told that I'm very smart, but have yet to see any direct evidence to support this accusation and quite a bit to the contrary.

Some people say I'm too serious, but I judge how successful an event was by how many people I made laugh. I like my life to be ordered and stable, but I dream of running away and following a band around the world without knowing what's coming next.

I'm an atheist but listen to lots of songs about God.

I alternate between feigning arrogance and being self deprecating.

I'm curious about all the things the world has to offer, but seldom leave my room.

I've been told I'm eccentric, but think I'm the dullest person ever.

I'm told that I'm pessimistic but I believe that the world can change for the better. I like expensive cheese and wine.

I hate spending money on myself, but love buying gifts for others.

I enjoy looking my best, but haven't yet found my style.

I like to be independent but often rely on the help of others.

I like tidiness but my room is a mess.

I try to be as practical and logical as possible, but still play the lottery occasionally.

I'm a self-described skeptic, but am convinced that my iPod can read my mind.

I love to read but am very slow at it, and usually can't remember most of what I've read.

I've been accused of being shy but love being the center of attention.

I enjoy video games but rarely play any.

I want to be a musician, but never play my guitar.

Musicians interested in forming a band that's similar to any of the ones listed in my Music section. And the following people: Penn & Teller, all of the Mythbusters, Willie Nelson, Kinky Friedman, James Randi, Phil Plait (who commented on my profile), Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Richard Dawkins, Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Sam Harris, PZ Myers, Christopher Hitchens, John Lowery AKA John 5, Steve Burns (who has replied to an e-mail of mine), Stephen Colbert and more to come.

Who I'd NOT like to meet:

Women who're proud of how bitchy they are. They think that being a bitch makes them unique and cool. It doesn't. Trust me there is no shortage of irrational and belligerent women (or men) in the world. They're not special.

Anyone who brags about how much they drank, smoked or whatever. The list of things i care less about is a very short one.

Anyone who's going to try and determine things about me based on the day I was born. Saying you can tell how a person will act based on their astrological sign is no different than saying you can tell how a person will act based on the color of their skin. If you do either you're an ignorant bigot.

People who pretend to be depressed. I group you right along with people who park in handicap parking places. There are people who really are depressed and you people prevent others from recognizing that they have a problem and getting them help.

People who say "don't judge me". To judge means to form an opinion, telling people not to do that makes just as much sense as saying "don't see me!". It's moronic, and you're a moron if you say it.

People who say "too much information". If I have to censor myself around you then i'd rather just not waste my time.