Death Boat are not so much a band as they are role models. They have spent the better part of the past decade earning minimum wage and dealing with evil on the high seas working for the sinister Captain Boneface aboard his Death Boat. What they originally thought would be a well paying alternative to college quickly descended into a twisted nightmare of terror, bones and vomit. Once being considered well-respected members of society, they quickly fell victim to the diabolical way of life aboard the boat. No longer being able to control their urges, they began engaging in activities that would be considered unacceptable in a normal society. On several occasions they tried to leave the boat, but to no avail. The lure of the Death Boat and all it could offer was far too strong for these mere mortals and they constantly found themselves returning to Captain Boneface's cesspool of depravity. Wanting to tell their tale, they enlisted the help of world-renowned rock drummer, Lou P. DeLoupe, and quickly penned a trilogy detailing their experiences aboard the boat. Within days, they were signed to Boner Death Records, and, with an enormous budget, headed into the studio to begin recording their epic. Presented here will be various songs from the trilogy, featuring such incredible songs as "Fuck the Captain", "Shit Storm", "Lesbian Tsunami" and "The Mystic Stone", it is not so much a musical masterpiece as it is a warning to others that may be tempted to follow in their footsteps. Throughout "Trilogy", Death Boat bare their souls and discuss their terrible and humiliating experiences on the boat. From being force-fed feces, to necrophiliac felatio, it's all here and none of it is sugar-coated. Heralded as "...the greatest band to ever exist...", Death Boat present the first chapter of their saga, which has been referred to as "...the most important piece of music to have ever been written in the history of the world..." All aboard!
YOU ROCK! I DOWNLOADED ALL YOUR SONGS WHEN YOU COULD STILL DL OFF MYSPACE, NOW THEY TOOK THAT OPTION AWAY! I REMEMBER YOU GUYS SAID YOUR POLICY IS TO GIVE YOUR SONGS AWAY FOR FREE, IN THE PAST, I'M WONDERING IF THIS STILL APPLIES? & HOW AND WHERE I CAN DL YOUR ENTIRE ALBUMS / ALBUMS? WHAT ABOUT THE PIG GRIND BAND ALSO? DO YOU KNOW THEM? WHERE CAN I DL THEIR ENTIRE ALBUM!? IT RIPS!
YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR LABEL BONER DEATH RECORDS TO PUT THESE TUNES IN .ZIPS
AWESOME SHOW at Cafe Campus, once again!..But man are you guy's bad businessmen..I come all the way down there with wads of cash ready to buy the new CD's for me and my friends and guess what!?!?!..NO CD"S!!!..so I say Ok, I'll get me a few black large T-shirt to console myself and guess what???..No Large Black t-shirts!!!....You guy's really don't like money do you???
