Death Boat

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Death Boat are not so much a band as they are role models. They have spent the better part of the past decade earning minimum wage and dealing with evil on the high seas working for the sinister Captain Boneface aboard his Death Boat. What they originally thought would be a well paying alternative to college quickly descended into a twisted nightmare of terror, bones and vomit. Once being considered well-respected members of society, they quickly fell victim to the diabolical way of life aboard the boat. No longer being able to control their urges, they began engaging in activities that would be considered unacceptable in a normal society. On several occasions they tried to leave the boat, but to no avail. The lure of the Death Boat and all it could offer was far too strong for these mere mortals and they constantly found themselves returning to Captain Boneface's cesspool of depravity. Wanting to tell their tale, they enlisted the help of world-renowned rock drummer, Lou P. DeLoupe, and quickly penned a trilogy detailing their experiences aboard the boat. Within days, they were signed to Boner Death Records, and, with an enormous budget, headed into the studio to begin recording their epic. Presented here will be various songs from the trilogy, featuring such incredible songs as "Fuck the Captain", "Shit Storm", "Lesbian Tsunami" and "The Mystic Stone", it is not so much a musical masterpiece as it is a warning to others that may be tempted to follow in their footsteps. Throughout "Trilogy", Death Boat bare their souls and discuss their terrible and humiliating experiences on the boat. From being force-fed feces, to necrophiliac felatio, it's all here and none of it is sugar-coated. Heralded as "...the greatest band to ever exist...", Death Boat present the first chapter of their saga, which has been referred to as "...the most important piece of music to have ever been written in the history of the world..." All aboard!

Members:

Moppy McMoperson - Lead Guitar/Vocals/Rugged Good Looks**Slappy McScurverson - Rhythm Bass/Vocals/Sex Appeal**Captain Boneface - Rhythm Guitar/Vocals/STD's**Skippy the Misunderstood - Drums/Vocals/Couch Lust**Shifty McFuckface -Owner/Manager/Sexual Predator**Old School Lady - Keyboards/Filthy Whore**Balls McGee - Lead Bass/Oily Balls**Crappy Von Shitpants - Guitars/Weak Bladder**Baconface - Drums/Delicious**Admiral SkullFucker - Guitars/Gay Tendencies**Dr. Phil Asheo - Promoter/Total Scumbag**Joe the Rapist - Roadie/Guitar Tech/Rapist**Jacques le Merde - Solo Guitar/Baguettes

Sounds Like:

.. Fire and brimstone, The torured wails of lost souls, Crap.