derek m ballard (aka The Line Tamer)
derek ballard
derek ballard Just call me angel of the morning, angel

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31 years old
just moved to Gainesville, Florida
United States



Last Login: 11/10/2009
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    derek m ballard (aka The Line Tamer)'s Interests
GeneralComics, espresso, Day-quil, drawing, holding it down, scamming,illustration, soft rock (like talc), collating, stapling, pornographing, inking, mailing stuff... drawing flyers, album covers, comics, magazine covers, zine stuff, thug murder
MusicTechnotronic and Flux of Pink Indians
YOKO ONO FOREVER
MoviesI hate it when pictures move.
TelevisionAre you serious?
BooksSCREW magazine, Bacter-area by Keith Jones, The Secret Voice by Zack Soto, The Fall by Camus, Nausea by Sartre, the essay Simulacra and Simulacrum by Baudrillard, Musclecrap Anthology, Paralysis by Hellen, Superfly by Mike Diana, Jonathan Livingston Fuck-all-y'all
HeroesSHE-RA, HE-MAN, THUNDARR, JAYCE AND THE WHEELED WARRIORS...y'know, motherfuckers who don't put up with bullshit.
Groups: Giant RobotArt ProstituteSquares Soundtrack Invitation and News UpdatesShameless Illustration NetworkingMad Terrorist Pressunderground comicsNational Press ComicsComic Party!

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     derek m ballard (aka The Line Tamer)'s Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 1" / Body builder
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Cartoonist
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   derek m ballard (aka The Line Tamer)'s Networking
Publishing - Art - Illustrator
Comics

   derek m ballard (aka The Line Tamer)'s Companies
SCREW magazine, freelance illustrator
US


Alabama Society for Activity vs Inactivity
greater Hillsdale Heights, US
I get paid to knock people out




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   derek m ballard (aka The Line Tamer)'s Blurbs
About me:
My design, Silence On Neptune, is now available from Threadless Select.

Silence On Neptune


Check out my interview in dxi magazine in Spain. If you live in Europe or South America you should be able to get it...I'm not sure if it's available in the states.Here's a pic:
d(x)i magazine interview


I AM AN ARTIST FOR HIRE
I'm currently accepting paid work.
For any booking, press or business related questions, contact me at: derekmballard@gmail.com



New limited edition shirt from ARTCOTIC


THE DRAMA issue 9
Buy it! I'm in it!
Currently I'm doing some covers and comics for SCREW magazine. I'm in issue 8 and 9 of The Drama magazine, the new volume of Faesthetic,

I'll have lots of new stuff in Seoul, Korea's CHILLZINE as well

year of the rat
UP-CUMMING STUFF

All Systems Go!: the Space Show
Oglesby Gallery
Tallahasee, FL
Sept 21

Custom CIRCUS PUNKS Show
October 13, 2007
The J Flynn Gallery
Orange County California

November Group Show at Bogda
Nov. 1st, Opening Party on Nov. 3rd
Jacksonville, FL

UNITED NATIONS CUPCO
Damien Minton Gallery
Sydney, Australia
April-July 2008


TYPHON comic anthology:
transformorphosis

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Who I'd like to meet:
I'm most interested in meeting other motivated, creative individuals.
If you are a band, an editor, or another artist seeking to employ me I most likely want to meet you.
instant message: derekmballard

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Ahmond

Ahmond



Nov 11 2009 12:14 AM

Greetings. I just wanted to thank you for your continued support and invite you to have a first listen on myspace to the tracks off the new EP "Monster & Minstrel" due out later this month. Bright stars to you! Ahmond
Travis Brooks

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Nov 10 2009 9:06 PM

Thanks for your friendship! Enjoy the music!

HUMOR & COLOR

HUMOR & COLOR



Nov 10 2009 3:43 AM



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! - HUMOR & COLOR


The Dirty Cream (shop/gallery)

The Dirty Cream (shop/gallery)



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Sik World

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Nov 9 2009 6:23 PM

Happy Fuckin' Birthday from the Sik Fux at SikWorld.com

DUTCH BLACK

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Nov 9 2009 12:04 AM






Hey check out the Debut EP from The Ghostwitch Family Band at www.gfbstuff.com. Also on Itunes!
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Nov 8 2009 9:38 AM

We are glad to announce the launch of the new Otaku Magazine issue, which has the theme “THE END OF THE WORLD” and encompasses various themes, from Godzilla and Gundam, to otaku survival methods. (more info: otakumag.com)

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hey whats up :D

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RS Tipton

RS Tipton



Nov 4 2009 4:08 PM

Thanks for the friend add... I look forward to checking out your page

much respect

RS Tipton
my robot says kill kill!

my robot says kill kill!



Nov 4 2009 2:20 PM


Spi Sci (Rock)

Spi Sci (Rock)



Nov 4 2009 2:01 AM



Hi and thanks for connecting to Spi Sci! Very cool Art, keep up the strong vibes

Hugs and a smooth inspiring week,

Dave



 



 



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Mystic Metals and Organics

Mystic Metals



Nov 2 2009 11:40 PM

We are running a myspace friends only promotion that we thought you'd be interested in. Thanks so much for your support!


Thanks again!

-Dave, Mystic Metals and Organics
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Vincent CHERIB

Vincent CHERIB



Oct 28 2009 5:55 PM

Thank you for the friendship.
ThanX for sharing.

 

Kind regards,

Vincent
agripine

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Oct 28 2009 3:46 PM

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Mon dessin te plait ?
Fais le savoir autour de toi et vote pour lui !

Concours illustration de T-shirt Agnès b.
Un vote par jour autorisé jusqu'au 2 novembre.

A gagner par tirage au sort, le t-shirt gagnant, choisi par Agnès b. parmi les 10 propositions qui ont rencontré le plus de succès ou des mallettes Posca.

Tu peux voir ma propositon en cliquant ici :
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Merci pour ton vote !

Agripine


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You like my drawing ?
Make it known around you and vote for it !

Agnès b.'s T-shirt competition.
You are allowed to vote once a day until november the 2nd.

You can win a T-shirt chosen by Agnès b. among the 10 first most loved propositions or a Posca's briefcase.

You can have a look of my own proposition following this link :
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Thanks for your vote !

Agripine

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