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The Dictatortots
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Member Since2/22/2006
Band Websitehttp://www.dictatortots.com
Band MembersiDr.Ass, Snake (or Huggie Bear), The Reaver, Trü, Bo Bender, The Rev. M.C. Hatchet, Soo Bawls, Dale Differential, Baron von Bone, Marcus Canus, Belle Buster, Lord Richard "Big Dick 'Dick, My Friends Call Me "Real Big Dick"'" Worthington, Sprechen Sie Kate 2.0, Hung America, Willie $kilz, Mattsamillion, Pimpy B, Mr. Bag, Sgt. Reacharound, FBBX!
InfluencesThe Dictatortots, Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer (it wouldn't have the blue ribbon if it wasn't the best so shut up), Norse mythology, Edward Teach (look it up), your mom, Sonny and Cher, muscle cars, Ninjitsu, fatness
Sounds Likechamber pot music. buy "where are they now" here: Where Are They Now? buy "dung shui" here: Dung Shui buy " döömläüt" here: Döömläüt buy "that which does not rock" here: That Which Does Not Rock
Record LabelWe are available and we are whores.
Type of LabelUnsigned


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   About The Dictatortots
BOOKING REQUESTS AND INFORMATION: booking@dictatortots.com_____________ From the bowels of er.... (well, anyway the bowels of something somewhere) came these so-called The Dictatortots. Croaking a tongue unknown to civilized lands, they stirred fires deep within the loin of our decadent and despised republic. Twisting words and melody against all who came, they rendered art from depravity and spectacle. The cry was a warsong on tyranny, on meaning, on care. They gave not one shit, brooked not one insult. They drank as lords and whored likewise. They stood exemplar, serene as their schtickkreigge plowed forth, leaving butts, bodies and bartabs. Who are they? Perhaps even they know not. Perhaps charade has become life; masque become face; game, RL. Perhaps. Why are they? Rousted from sloth by gilt promises of fame and fortune; their drive has mired in a plateau of free drink. Yet... Fat on success, still they rage. What vile fountain vomits this? What evil dyne powers such stupidity, such offensive malevolence? What sickly pheremone draws the masses forth to flare out against this stuttering, yet blazing torch? Examination yields no understanding. It may, however, yield enlightenment. Out of the postgrunge fallout came a band unlike any before them, to smite heavily upon the heads of any who would come to share the joy of bleeding ears and frosty lagers. They were called The Dictatortots, and it was good, and they begat much verminous children of poetic disfructure. And so it was said: Ye who shall follow these The Dictatortots shall be numbered among the blessed. Thou shalt consume great quantities of beverage, until all are beauteous and beloved to thine eye. And thou shalt thrash thy heads until the heavy crick enters thy necks. And when the magic panflutes play, then shalt thou rejoice, all whilst shedding happy tears and soiled garments, hurling thou at each other with a great frenzy and nudity until all is still again. And the mark of these The Dictatortots shall be placed upon the clothing of the chosen; yea, also onto their beverage cups, and conveyances, and computer workstations, and key fobs. And those marked shall be raised above other men, for they are the chosen of the one true band. And so it is foretold: these The Dictatortots would inherit the world, and all worlds beyond it. They shall reap the piles of wealth, cases of fine drink and vast seas of adoration they so richly deserve. And all people of the worlds shall rejoice, for their love will nearly burst from their chests, and their laughter and upraised fists shall shake the land.   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) BOOKING REQUESTS AND INFORMATION: booking@dictatortots.com

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Chilled Monkey Brains starts tour Thursday!





Jul 8 2009 12:41 AM

CHECK OUT OUR SUMMER TOUR DATES!!


7/9 - Tallahassee, FL
7/10 - Pensacola, FL
7/11 - Metairie, LA
7/12 - Gulfport, MS
7/13 - Jackson, MS
7/14 - Birmingham, AL
7/15 - Memphis, TN
7/16 - Knoxville, TN
7/17 - Peachtree City, GA
7/18 - Lawrenceville, GA
7/19 - Atlanta, GA
7/20 - Dalton, GA
7/21 - Gainesville, FL
7/22 - Sanford, FL
7/23 - Tampa, FL
7/24 - Orlando, FL
7/25 - Jacksonville, FL


COME OUT AND PARTY W/ US!
VISIT OUR MYSPACE FOR DETAILS!!!
XOXO - CMB




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DEMAND CHILLED MONKEY BRAINS TO COME TO YOUR TOWN!

Sharkheart





Jul 7 2009 4:57 PM

Night Shark huh. LOL
Reeks Of Failure [@ Little Kings July 20th]





Jun 21 2009 12:24 PM

Chilled Monkey Brains starts tour Thursday!





Jun 13 2009 1:46 AM

CHECK OUT OUR NEW TUNES!!!











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DEMAND CHILLED MONKEY BRAINS TO COME TO YOUR TOWN!
CockFight





Jun 10 2009 12:27 AM

Hahhah! Thanks for the add, fellas! But, I think we're more like, in the nutsack of America, as opposed to the schlong itself...
Reeks Of Failure [@ Little Kings July 20th]





Jun 5 2009 10:45 PM

Flyer June 5th
Thieves Market





May 29 2009 10:42 PM

Thanks for popping our cherry.
Misty Dawn





May 27 2009 5:54 PM

If you are flying a canoe across the desert and all of the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof?

Click me!
Steven Binko





May 25 2009 9:58 PM

Hey there!

Thank you for your friendship!
Also, thanks for your continued support with my music!
Keep in touch!

-Steven


Reeks Of Failure [@ Little Kings July 20th]





May 24 2009 8:01 PM

May 28th Flyer
Helen, Dodge





May 21 2009 1:37 AM

Thanks for the add and glad to be a part of dictatoropia!
burt





May 19 2009 1:09 AM

So that's what I have to do to get on your top 16 friends list, eh?
Steven Binko





May 18 2009 8:34 PM

Great page! Adding you to my top friends!
S T E W !





May 6 2009 8:19 PM

Man I am so out of it right now. This band has lost a lot of momentum. I know that. Although I will say we had a pretty good gig at Dada last Saturday, our turnout sucked. The fact that it rained harder than I've seen in a long time may of had a lot to do with it, but still. Partly it's because we aren't a cover band. People love covers man. Many people don't realize that we used to be Holy Diver. The bottom line is we have been working behind the scenes, and we've got some pretty good material. In a way, we are starting completely over in our pursuit of playing in an amazingly entertaining band, which is necessary because we needed to shake off the Holy Diver cover band aspect of our band, while keeping our instruments miniature. Our songs have a much more serious tone now, and I know a lot of people love to hear "I'm in love with a mannequin man again," but the songs we are writing are truly the kind of music we like. Power-trio classic-rock-sounding rock and roll. I heard Nickelback's new song the other day. It sucked so fucking hard I couldn't believe it.
s
Brendan Velasquez





Apr 22 2009 4:28 PM

thanks for the love :) check out my music video on logo next month and an interview in instinct magazine!!!:) xoxo, BV
Clower





Apr 20 2009 1:38 AM

Nice tunes! Nice top 16 also!
♫ Marina ♫





Mar 24 2009 6:29 PM

You guys rock!!!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY...muah.
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Mar 24 2009 4:02 AM

FDISK





Mar 23 2009 1:07 PM

Thanks for befriending FDISK. We appreciate the support.
Thrash 'til fucking death!

-Central Punishing Unit
THE DEVIOUS TIT-MOUSE





Mar 16 2009 2:36 AM

i dont know what that word means...so that makes me angry...
STORMTROOPERS OF DEATH & METHOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!!





Mar 16 2009 12:49 AM

SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC, CHECK OUT OUR FRIENDS & FAMILY!!!
CHECK OUT THE (ATTACK OF THE VAMPIRATES)!!!
YOU CAN COPY & PASTE THESE PLAYLISTS TO YOUR PROFILES
& EVERY TIME NEW SONGS ARE POSTED THEY WILL BE ADDED TO THESE PLAYLIST WIDGETS, DIG IT!!!

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eliza





Mar 15 2009 10:15 PM

Appreciate the add----lurv your stuff!!
THE DEVIOUS TIT-MOUSE





Mar 15 2009 6:20 AM

and dont you EVER kick a cock...whats wrong with you?
THE DEVIOUS TIT-MOUSE





Mar 15 2009 6:18 AM

ninjitsu AND fatness..i got you covered.
VAMPYRE





Mar 15 2009 12:39 AM

Coming Soon in May '09 . . . The Gathering III, featuring 4 goth/industrial/metal bands at a top ATL venue, all vampires welcome! The Gathering is an all-ages show, only $5.00 admission, and will be videotaped for a TV program. Local bands that want to play at The Gathering, please contact us on our MySpace page. Date will be announced soon, hope to see u there . . .

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