...the orderlies have cold hands....
"...my womb is a total spiritual danger zone..."

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25 years old
Frederick, MARYLAND
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2008
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    ...the orderlies have cold hands....'s Interests
Generaltruly the least interesting person you will never meet. I have plants that have more to say than I do. That was a lie, I don't have any plants, but if I did, I'm sure they'd at least have something to do on Saturday nights. Do plants disco?
update: I am, in fact, quite interesting according to several scientists who scream at me day in and day out whenever I leave the pod. help?
MusicAKA "What I listen to in the car"
Billy Talent
MC Chris
Dr. Steel
Mindless Self Indulgence
Sage Francis
They Might Be Giants
Voltaire
Violent Femmes - I walked around singing Blister In the Sun for months
Moviestoo many to list them all..
A Lion In Winter

How To Kill Your Neighbor's Dog

Evil Dead trilogy

Attack the Gas Station

Battle Royale

Versus

Six String Samurai

Bang Bang You're Dead

Killing Zoe

Narcosys (heh, shutup)

Ichi the Killer

City of Lost Children

Thank You For Smoking



Actors/Actresses:
Helena Bonham Carter

Katherine Hepburn and Peter O'Toole

Bruce Campbell

Lori Petty

Klaus Kinski

TelevisionI now have a DVR so I can record stuff and watch it when I want! Woot!
Heroes

Reaper

Pushing Daisies

Dexter

The Tudors

Books
House of Leaves (Mark Danielewski)

anything by Laurie Notaro

Aesop's Fables

Gashlycrumb Tinies (Edward Gorey)

random art history books

I own multiple copies of The Illiad and The Odyssey in several languages - if only I could read them all =P

Anne Sexton and Allen Ginsberg or

any of the beat poets

Heroes..Dave Gray... you don't know him...but you should



Chrissy made my page pretty....
Groups: MC Chris: The Famous Nerdcore RapperBruce Campbell Fanatics...when the drugs began to take hold...I love Team Lando, they are the best!!Days of the DeadThe Joey Deluxe Fan ClubFrederick's counter cultureWTFLOLROFLFURRY

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     ...the orderlies have cold hands....'s Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:meh?
Body type:5' 4"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:Joygasm Button Pusher

   ...the orderlies have cold hands....'s Schools
Hood College
Frederick, MD
Graduated: N/A
 

2001 to 2004
Frederick High
Frederick, MD
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
 

1997 to 2001

   ...the orderlies have cold hands....'s Networking
Film - Art - Other
friends and I are thinking about producing our own low budget Zombie flick...



...the orderlies have cold hands.... addicted to Puzzle Pirates, YARR!

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   ...the orderlies have cold hands....'s Blurbs
About me:
I have no regard for rental due dates.
I buy DVDs like you change underwear, but it takes me a long time to watch what I've bought.
I have an overdeveloped sense of worth which is only encouraged by the many people who feed my ego.
I really don't like people and probably won't like you unless I'm in a good mood.
I'm easily manipulated into competition.
I enjoy Yaoi anime, quirky Sci-Fi, and B Movies. I have absolute horrible taste in movies, but the campier the better! I love weird tv commercials.
..that is all...

AIM - Smurfmessiah


Yahoo - purple_pandas_ate_my_goatee



Who I'd like to meet:
can I bite you? then we can be friends...



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...the orderlies have cold hands....'s Friends Comments
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Leah





Jul 3 2008 9:13 PM


MySpace Comments
Leah





Jun 26 2008 12:14 PM

cool beans! I am excited! I need to unwind. Let me know if you need some sodas or something.
same place as before right? at 6 good?
Leah





Jun 26 2008 9:58 AM

HA! I love the pics of you with babies!!!! Memories... :o) Text me what you want me to bring Sat night.
Care if I crash there or should I plan to be beer lite for the nite?
Leah





Jun 26 2008 9:35 AM

Ummm.... Hell yeah comes to mind! No kids, friends, beer, and crabs? I am so there! I leave Saturday morning to drive up. I plan to have Nathan dropped off by 6 at the latest.
Leah





Jun 25 2008 5:30 PM

I am coming to town on Saturday. Saturday is my only night there. I leave Sunday.
Care to corrupt me for a night?
Little Wolf





Jun 24 2008 3:40 PM

LEsbian jungle animals or just friends????

HMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANyway, hey lesbo best friend ;)


Little Wolf





Jun 24 2008 10:47 AM

Leah





Jun 23 2008 9:58 PM

I lost my phone in the airport a while ago. Do me a favor and text me your number.
I am going crazy without my contacts!!!
Leah





Jun 23 2008 9:58 PM

myspace comments
myspace comments & myspace layouts
Little Wolf





Jun 20 2008 4:42 PM

Little Wolf





Jun 17 2008 11:03 PM

Little Wolf





Jun 17 2008 10:58 PM


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Umbra





Jun 17 2008 8:16 AM

Patrice a Lisa





Jun 13 2008 7:25 PM



(I hope you love it!)
cliff





Jun 10 2008 7:54 AM

I just gave you a sticker for your profile.

Click here to view it full size and send me one back!




[ See more stickers | Share this sticker! ]....

I KNOW I KNOW THEY FORGOT A FEW BUT ANYWAYS

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Little Wolf





Jun 5 2008 12:59 AM

This looks like a good stripper shoe for you ;)

http://www. amazon. com/KISS-208-9-Color-Clear-Floating-Womens/dp/B001845IZO/ref=pd_bbs_6?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1212652692&sr=8-6
Little Wolf





Jun 3 2008 11:24 AM

call me
Little Wolf





Jun 3 2008 11:24 AM

call me
Little Wolf





Jun 3 2008 11:23 AM

call me!!! >:O I want to see when I can come and hang and shit
Little Wolf





Jun 3 2008 11:23 AM

call me
Little Wolf





Jun 3 2008 11:23 AM

call me
Little Wolf





May 15 2008 4:53 PM

http://triumph. oddthought. com/myspace. php?w=10839969

CLICK the link!! Damn it Kelly!!! or I will shoot you!
Little Wolf





May 12 2008 10:53 PM

So it appears that Owen is just as evil as me with game playing.... you could always bug him to gift me back. Good luck with that. ;)

Anyway!!! So we should plan to hang out-- when are you going to take a vacation??
Little Wolf





May 12 2008 12:32 PM

http://triumph. oddthought. com/myspace. php?w=10839969

Join my militia and play the war game :) :) I suck at this-- people keep attacking me. I need people to fight back :) I don't understand how Owen is doing so good.
People keep taking my shit!
Hitman Monkey





May 12 2008 12:28 AM

Hey ... the orderlies have cold hands...., compare movies with me!





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Little Wolf





May 11 2008 11:48 AM

Okay!!! I'll try... I forgot where I got that page from, but I'll look! ^_^
Little Wolf





May 10 2008 1:55 AM

....... dude. I bought bobby lee on own your friends. I think I am now bored, cause I am like... dude, I totally won this game. Boo ya bitches. Boo ya.

Soooooooo yeah...... now that I have him, I don't want him. Go figs, eh??!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh and I couldn't do it without you *WINK* hahahaha!!! Seee yaaaa!!

Oh.
And you know you love me :D
Little Wolf





May 9 2008 8:27 PM

Hey you jerk!!! You bought all my friends!! Oooo! So mad!!!! >:O


BwAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Little Wolf





May 8 2008 10:21 AM

so you don't like umbra and cliff??? EHhhh????
Little Wolf





May 7 2008 11:51 PM

I bought all your peoples!! HAHA!! *metapocalypse fun* You have no ones.... you wills die sad andz lonely ^_^
Patrice a Lisa





May 7 2008 6:00 PM

I just got something in the mail that made me think of you (wink)!
Little Wolf





May 7 2008 1:57 PM

in omnia paratus





Apr 30 2008 2:00 AM

My friend... figger out how to get back into facebookland.... we need you there :)
in omnia paratus