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is there a pill that I can slip my realtor to make her more aggressive?Mood: annoyed annoyedPosted at 4:41 PM Nov 17 view more

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  • ...the orderlies have cold hands....

  • 26 / Female
  • Frederick, MARYLAND, US
  • Last Login: 12/2/2009

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  • General

    truly the least interesting person you will never meet. I have plants that have more to say than I do. That was a lie, I don't have any plants, but if I did, I'm sure they'd at least have something to do on Saturday nights. Do plants disco?
    update: I am, in fact, quite interesting according to several scientists who scream at me day in and day out whenever I leave the pod. help?

  • Music


  • Movies

    too many to list them all..
    A Lion In Winter

    How To Kill Your Neighbor's Dog

    Evil Dead trilogy

    Attack the Gas Station

    Battle Royale

    Versus

    Six String Samurai

    Bang Bang You're Dead

    Killing Zoe

    Narcosys (heh, shutup)

    Ichi the Killer

    City of Lost Children

    Thank You For Smoking



    Actors/Actresses:
    Helena Bonham Carter

    Katherine Hepburn and Peter O'Toole

    Bruce Campbell

    Lori Petty

    Klaus Kinski

  • Television

    I now have a DVR so I can record stuff and watch it when I want! Yeay!
    Heroes

    Reaper

    Pushing Daisies

    Dexter

    The Tudors

  • Books

    House of Leaves (Mark Danielewski)

    anything by Laurie Notaro

    Aesop's Fables

    Gashlycrumb Tinies (Edward Gorey)

    random art history books

    I own multiple copies of The Illiad and The Odyssey in several languages - if only I could read them all =P

    Anne Sexton and Allen Ginsberg or

    any of the beat poets

  • Heroes

    ..Dave Gray... you don't know him...but you should



    Chrissy made my page pretty....

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: meh?
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 4"
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Joygasm Button Pusher

Schools

Networking

  • friends and I are thinking about producing our own low budget Zombie flick...

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About me:

I sing or hum funny songs when I'm really happy.
I have several Monty Python skits memorized and available for recitation upon command.
I am scatterbrained when it comes to dates.
I have no regard for rental due dates.
I am almost obsessively compelled to buy DVDs and so my collection is absurd.
I enjoy Yaoi anime, quirky Sci-Fi, and B Movies. I have absolute horrible taste in movies, but the campier the better! I love weird tv commercials.
I really don't like people and probably won't like you unless I'm in a good mood.
I'm easily manipulated into competition.
Me likey bread sticks! Me likey bread sticks!
..that is all...
(forgive this empty spot...it's where my profile's coding is, heh)

Who I'd like to meet:

can I bite you? then we can be friends...

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  • FreekshowFreek show

    Nov 18 2009 2:20 PM

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    TICK, TICK, TICK...

    Greenies, time is running out... I just sent you an energy boost, but it won't last long. Act fast and get the power you need to run a bigger mission!

    And don't forget to send me some energy back! A favor begets a favor, capisce?

  • Jimmy Fungus

    Nov 17 2009 5:59 PM

    Ok...I will watch it post haste, and if I hate it I will still tell you I appreciate it.  (I will probably like it, but hey that rhymed, sooo...) 

    And by all means check, and double check that contract!
  • Jimmy Fungus

    Nov 17 2009 5:24 PM

    Crazy timing...  "Six-String-Samurai" just arrived from Netflix today.  I think I also had "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog" and "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter"  in my list.  I think your other suggestions are buried in my comments section somewhere... I forgot you had a blog comment in my blogs which I deleted.  I deleted them because myspace disabled the link to my personal blog for some reason, but then I forgot you had a comment there until it was too late.  Dam you myspace for these constant mind games!!! Damn youuuu to hellll, myspaaace!!!  (I would dam that Tom guy..., but everyone knows he has about as much to do with running myspace as Ronald McDonald has to do with running McDonalds).
  • Jimmy Fungus

    Oct 10 2009 6:40 PM

    Thanks.  I wanted to rent this kooky movie called "It Couldn't Happen Here" starring the British pop duo the Pet Shop Boys...but it's not on DVD!  Did you just give away the ending to "Keeping Mum"??  What a Roger Ebert thing to do.
  • Jimmy Fungus

    Oct 1 2009 5:23 PM

    Ok, I joined Netflix...  Now what should I rent first??
  • Jimmy Fungus

    Sep 29 2009 7:58 PM

    Keep the suggestions comin'  (I have seen a few of them).  I may have to get Netflix just to see some of these films, but it would be so worth it.  I have been renting nothing but crap lately.  Most of the time I don't even finish the movie.  Ok, what is this "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"....a blog or a movie?  Whichever it is, I'm there.  "Idiocracy" was one of the first film reviews I wrote for my real blog http://jviz.blogspot.com/2007/07/idiocracy-directed-by-mike-judge.html    "Idiocracy" is also the reason I didn't get hired when I applied for a job at Blockbuster.  The guy asked me to name a favorite comedy, and he apparently really had a probem with the movie "Idiocracy" which was one of my answers. 
     
    P.S. What did you think of "Big Man Japan"?
  • Jimmy Fungus

    Sep 29 2009 6:44 PM

    I've considered Netflix, but I just don't be watchin' that many movies lately.
  • Jimmy Fungus

    Sep 28 2009 5:25 PM

    Hmmm.. I will check out Blindness then.  The other movies i'd be too embarrassed to rent at Lackluster Video.. Yeah i have heard of Hard Candy,but... too embarrassed to rent it.  I did rent this movie called "Good Dick" that turned out to be about these 2 lovebirds that are addicted to porn.  They didnt say that on the DVD box, they said they were addicted to DVDs.  Ehh, I haven't watched it all yet.  It seems alright.  On that DVD there is a trailer for this movie which bills itself as a documentary (though I am suspicious there is a Blair Witch thing goin on there) called "Confessions of a Porn Addict".  It looks kind of entertaining..but I'd be too embarrassed to rent it.. So, yeah.
  • Jimmy Fungus

    Sep 28 2009 4:02 PM

    No no no.  I sent out gobs of friends requests at once to help usher in this new era, and by the time you got to approving mine I had 108 friends.  That is all. 

    Jimmy Urine sings "Bithces"?  I always thought that was Alanis Morissette because she was always going around on South Park singing "stinky bitches! stinky bitches!!"
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 17 2009 11:42 PM

    You're welcome to ;) hahahaha!  I loveeee youuuuuu.. I got a pet bed with a water bottle hooked on teh cage with YOUR name on it        
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 16 2009 11:03 PM

    You had to plan ahead to make it readable from top to bottom... not the other way around... I just realized.... seriously...... you have too much time! HAHAHA
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:35 PM

    Take that >:O HAHAHAHA
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:34 PM

    Oh, I forgot to refresh.. I've like filled up...
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:34 PM

    I have big house <3
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:33 PM

    so you should come for winter break <3
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:33 PM

    I don't like hearing "idear" aahhh.. idea... where did the r come from?!!!!!
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:31 PM

    la la la
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:31 PM

    ®
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:31 PM

    cause ill laugh, hahaha
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:31 PM

    tell me if you read this all
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:30 PM

    mnoooooooooo
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:28 PM

    AWWWAAHHHH!!!!
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:28 PM

    Don't ever delete me again!!!
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:27 PM

    rawr!!! >:O
  • Helper DolphinM M

    Jun 15 2009 11:27 PM

    and postin!!!