push ups, pull ups, mile long sprints, caffeine, the billboard top 40, traffic jams, burpees, dumbbell snatches, deadlifts, metabolic conditioning, lactic acid buildup, tweaked zone diet, muscle ups, pliometrics, handclap pushups, handclap pullups, interval training, mostly just drop and gimme 50 style stuff y'know? I am not accepting bookings to play music outside of South Florida, thanks for asking though. I have spread myself around enough and now choose to farm my fitness and that of others in my small Miami facility. If you are interested in turning yourself into a faster, stronger, and fitter individual get in touch.
Sounds Like
The 90's spent in a blender with too much beer and a whole lot of distortion.
414 Tracks (12") Digitalhut Sounds 1996
Body Partz (12") Digitalhut Sounds 1997
Body Partz (12", W/Lbl) Digitalhut Sounds 1997
Fuckin Doormouse (Cass, C90) Distort Records 1997
Digitalhut Noisecore Vol. 1 (CD) X-Sight Records 1998
Distort 1 (12") Distort Records 1998
Distort 2 (12") Distort Records 1998
Insideout Liver Meat Balloon (12") Digitalhut Sounds 1998
Your Drugged Future (12") Deadly Systems 1998
Distort 3 (12") Distort Records 1999
Distort 4 (12") Distort Records 1999
Soft & Gentle (Cass) Massive 2000
Mama Didn't Raise No Punk, I Made Myself One EP (12", EP) Addict Records 2001
Unibomber Ate A Donkey Dick E.P. (12") Distort Records 2001
Broken (CD) Planet Mu 2002
Freaked Out Mess (CD, Album) Addict Records 2002
The Album? (CD, Album) Addict Records 2002
Zod 06 (12") Zod 2002
Bowelcore (CDr, Album, Ltd) Addict Records 2003
Broken EP (One) (12") Addict Records 2003
Broken EP (Two) (12") Addict Records 2003
Freaked Out Mess (12") Addict Records 2003
Messed Out Freak (12") Addict Records 2003
Night On Earth 03 (7") Night On Earth 2003
Say, Is That A Pickle In Your Pocket? (12") Combine 2003
The Method Vol. 1 / Freaked Out Mess (2xCD) Violent Turd 2003
Distort 7 (12") Distort Records 2004
Distort 8 (12") Distort Records 2004
I Country (12") Addict Records 2004
I Metal (12") Addict Records 2004
I Rap (12") Addict Records 2004
Skelechairs (12") Addict Records 2004
Fractured Hearts (12") Peace Off 2005
Hand Hammered (12") Distort Records 2005
I Polka (12") Addict Records 2005
Major Changes (CD, Album) Sublight Records 2005
Major Changes (LP) Hymen Records 2005
Return Of The Gung Gung (12") Epileptik Productions 2005
Stanley Yershinowski Presents... Xylophone Jism As The Ridiculator (CD, Album, Dig) Cock Rock Disco 2005
Stanley Yershinowski Presents... Xylophone Jism As The Ridiculator (LP) Addict Records, Cock Rock Disco 2005
Distort 10 (12") Distort Records 2006
Ghosts (12") Addict Records 2006
Hard Drive Clearance Sale (12") Addict Records 2006
Hard Drive Clearance Sale (12", W/Lbl) Addict Records 2006
I ? Everything (12") Addict Records 2006
I ? Everything (12", W/Lbl) Addict Records 2006
I ? Kraftwerk (12") Addict Records 2006
I ? Kraftwerk (12", W/Lbl) Addict Records 2006
Mama Didn't Raise No Punk, I Made Myself One E.P. (2006 Version) (12") Addict Records 2006
Unibomber Ate A Donkey Dick E.P. (2006 Version) (12", RP) Distort Records 2006
I'm A Hoe (CDr, Ltd) Addict Records 2007
Remixes:
Shapeshifters (The Remixes) (2xLP) Shapeshifters (Queen O... Zhark International 2004
Armpit Buffet (CD) Vomitar (Diarrheamix) Schematic, Detroit Underground 2005
Grindkrusher (12") Grindkrush (Remix By D... Ad Noiseam 2005
Mashed Up And Beat Down (12") Beatdown (Doormouse Re... Ad Noiseam 2005
Remixxes (12", Whi) Dresden (Doormouse Remix) Angelmaker Records 2005
Armpit Buffet (2x12", Album) Vomitar (Diarrhemix) Schematic, Detroit Underground 2006
Full Metal Racket (CD, Album, RM) GrindKrush (Doormouse ... Ad Noiseam 2007
Girls ? Breakcore (CD, Album) Backyard Wrestling (Do... Daly City Records 2007
Girls ? Breakcore (LP) Backyard Wrestling (Do... Daly City Records 2007
Re:Mixed (CD, Album) Dresden 1943 - Doormou... Angelmaker Records, My First Sonny Weissmuller Recordings 2007
Stars N' Bars (12") Stars N' Bars (Doormou... Distort Records 2007
Co-production:
Reggin Beats A La Erwood EP (12", W/Lbl) Full Frontal Face Fire Anonymous 2003
Appears On:
Epileptik Mix 4 - Momentum (CD) Six Million More (Ever... Epileptik Productions 2002
Epileptik Mix 15 - Maintain Uncontrolable (CD) Doyodamnthing Epileptik Productions 2006
Tracks Appear On:
Extra-Galactic Dimensional Distortion (2xCDr) 80/160/320, Taking Dru... Deadly Systems
D.J. House Mix Vol. 1 (CD) LA Beast Records 1997
Addict 1 (12") Morning Star Addict Records 1998
Digital Empire (2xCD, Comp) 414 Cold Front 1998
Midem Miami 98 (CD, Promo) 414 Brooklyn Music Limited (BML), Cold Front, X-Sight Records 1998
Post Modern Broadcast (2x12") Jakson Christ Sinthetic Records 1998
Addict 2 (12", W/Lbl) Alice Cooper Addict Records 1999
Biomechanik2 (CD + CD) For Mama's Level 2 1999
Turntable Junkee Vol.3g (CD, Mixed, Comp) Bbody Partz Kill The Rest 1999
Addict 3 (12") Untitled Addict Records 2000
Be Sure To Wear Baggy Pants And A Visor E.P. (12", EP) Puddy Tairs, Gay, Unti... Addict Records 2000
Be Sure To Wear Baggy Pants And A Visor E.P. (12", EP, W/Lbl) Untitled, Untitled, Un... Addict Records 2000
Electron Abuse (2xLP) Cut Six Low Res Records 2000
System Decay (CD) Drunken Mozart Style Conceptual Chaos 2000
Destro: Zod Mix.01 (Cass) Skelechairs Zod 2001
Lieder Aus Dem Kinderland (2xCDr) Dadaism (VIP Remix) Appareil 2001
The Cosmic Forces Of Mu (2xCD) Skelechairs (Venetian ... Planet Mu 2001
Twenty Five (CDr) Puddy Tairs, Toxic Jun... Bruits De Fond 2001
Zod 01 (12") Gerald Zod 2001
Afterbirth 01 (12") Infectisound Afterbirth 2002
µ Allstars Criminal 2 (LP) War Pigs Planet Mu 2002
Darkcore 3 - Embrace The Madness (CD + CD) Skelechairs Darkcore 2002
Epileptik Mix 4 - Momentum (CD) Six Million More (Ever... Epileptik Productions 2002
Inoue Madness 6 (CD) Untitled Murder Yacht School 2002
Why Does This Keep Happening To Me? (12", W/Lbl) Untitled Distort Records 2002
Zod Sampler Volume 1 (CD) Double-Sided Dead-End Zod 2002
Blasted (CD, Dig) Dolomatik Psychik Genocide 2003
Closet Full Of Clothes (LP) Chmura White Denim 2003
Dance Crazy, Till A Meal Gets Rotten (CD) Untitled, Double-sided... ROMZ 2003
Darkcore 5 - Underground Nutrition For The Paranoid Souls (CD + CD) For Mama's Darkcore 2003
Epileptik Mix 7 - Under Sufferance (CD, Dig) Gay, Skelechairs Epileptik Productions 2003
Ye Olde Barn Compilation (CD) Whiskey Soak Addict Records 2003
Ye Olde Barn Compilation (12") Whiskey Soak Addict Records 2003
Zod Sampler Volume 2 (CD) Chocolate Cream-Filled... Zod 2003
Adult Contemporary (CDr) Diffrint Nois, Jackin ... Not On Label 2004
Adult Contemporary (CDr) Diffrint Nois, Jackin'... Not On Label 2004
Diskore Mix (CD) Gangster Boh Darkmatter Soundsystem 2004
Epileptik Mix 11 - The Silver Ghost (CD) Waking The Pig Epileptik Productions 2004
Invasion From XXX Dimension (CD) Bumpy Genital Mutant Sniper 2004
Weapons Of Ass Destruction (File, MP3) There's A Mouse In My ... Evolution Controlled Creations 2004
Crimson (CD, Comp) El Diablo En Botas Negras Terminal Dusk 2005
Drop Name Records Volumes 1 & 2 (2xCD) Cos N Efec Painfree Foundsound Institute 2005
Invasion From XXX Dimension (3xLP) Bumpy Genital Mutant Sniper 2005
Jagoff Uprising: A Rhinoplex.org Compilation (Box + 2x12" + 2xCDr) Skelechairs (Venetian ... Thac0 Records 2005
Kläng Kläng v4.0 (12") Marriot Mashooop Mash Up 2005
Kläng Kläng v4.0 (CDr) Marriot Mashooop Mash Up 2005
The Cock Rock Disco 2006 Free Compilation (File, MP3) Dizzay Cock Rock Disco 2005
Tsunbosajiki (CD) Untitled Renda 2005
Baseck vs. SDR (CDr) David Allen Coe Megami... Not On Label 2006
Drop Name Records Vol. 2 (2x12") Cos N Efec Painfree Foundsound Institute 2006
Epileptik Mix 15 - Maintain Uncontrolable (CD) Doyodamnthing Epileptik Productions 2006
Helping Beautiful People Not Having Sex Since 2005 E.P. (12") Xylointro, Sing Along ... Intellectual Violence 2006
Mp3 For October 2006 (File, MP3) Fried Chicken Cock Rock Disco 2006
Recorded Live @ Reactor 4 In Tijuana , Mexico On "The New Flesh Tour" Saturday April 30th 2005 (CDr, Ltd) Toxic Jungle Not On Label 2006
Temple Of Terror (CD + CD) Keishaka Kore Cuup 2006
Smell The Stench Compilation 2007 (File, MP3) Skelechairs On My Fron... Smell The Stench 2007
H2O (CDr, Mixed) Untitled Bruits De Fond 2008
Unofficial Releases:
Strength Of Speedcore - Official Edition Vol 1 (CDr) Untitled Hardgroove Technologyz 2002
Harder Speedcore 4 Pack (4xCass) Doormouse PA Species Manchester 2003
No to G8! Yes To Breakcore! (CDr) Face In The Gutter, Fa... Not On Label 2004
Eit Mjukt Handverk - Ein Mixtape (CDr) Whiskey Soak Healthy Boy Records 2005
Morsure (CDr) Skelechairs (Venetian ... Bruits De Fond 2006
don't worry if people look at you funny while you swing from telephone poles. they are old and depressed and just want the dog to dump so they can get back to 'who wants to be a millionaire'
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