The Plastered Bastards story is a tale wrapped in intrigue and mystery. It all started with the movie "Beastmaster"(no really). Having conquered the world of "heavy rock" by the sword, the bastards could have sat on their thrones and gazed over the firery landscape and said "fuck it dude, I'm goin' to Vahalla or somethin" but FUCK NO DOG!!!!!, you ain't so fuckin lucky. They gathered their "steel" and other assorted weapons and raised them up to the Dark Lord and cried "Fuck You Too"! In a barren wasteland of fuckbags and "thrashers" or "punkers" and other stupid words dumbasses use to describe themselves( cause they are lame), the Bastards have destroyed their enemies with whiskey, weed and other ill shit! The landscape burns with evil and the rivers run red with blood! I think one of them is related to Vlad the Impaler( even though vampires are pussies). So remember when you bust out your "metal" Reeboks and Slayer vests, you are scum and we will crush you with our bad habits and stank. Know the "True" warriors of satanic rock , man, woman or child, will drink the blood of our enemies and make bongs from their skulls! Hail Satan baby jesus!!!!!!
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Happy pill, Stupid Pill...the greatest Bastards song ever. The new album is so good that I drank myself drunk and shook my fist in the air as it played in my car while driving to work. The hot tub picture has been banned in all of the bible belt states.
What's up? Garblejunk is the featured artist this month in X Magazine. Just click the link below and it will take you to X Magazines site. Add them and check out the Garblejunk interview in the Featured Artist Blog. Thanks - B.T.S. and Garblejunk
p.s. - A new recording of "You Got Fisted" is also debuting all this month EXCLUSIVELY on X Magazine! Be sure and check it out while you're there! This may be your only chance to hear it until the release of our full length, "ACockBlockApocalypse".
BURNING HAMMER GIG PRESENTS: "AHHHHHH WHAT A RUSH!" A Brutal Tag Team of Shows!! ============================== Thurs September 25 @ Kopec's Bar, 3523 Penn Ave 9PM $6
MORNE (The Darkest Heavy from Boston - ex members of Grief, Disrupt, and Filth of Mankind!!!) RAMMING SPEED (Metal Thrashing Mad from Boston) SLICES WRATHCOBRA ============================== Mon September 29 @ Mr. Roboto Project, 722 Wood St (Wilkinsburg) $7 7PM
COP ON FIRE (Fucking Raging Crust from Barcelona, Spain - ex-members of Ekkaia, Leadershit and State of Fear!!!) BEHIND ENEMY LINES PLASTERED BASTARDS
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