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PLASTERED BASTARDS(The Worst Band In Pittsburgh)
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Member Since5/28/2005
Band WebsiteThis Is It,Bitches
Band MembersDirty Bastard - Vocals and Guitar and Sweet Assed Raging Boners+ Delish Bastard - Guitar and Vocals+ Tiny Bastard - Guitar and Vocals and Rage+ ChaChi Bastard - Bass Guitar+ P.Rick Bastard - Drums,Vocals,and Sweet Assed Beards+ Jackassius Clay-Engineer,Musical Assassin and Apathy= FUCKING CRAZY
InfluencesRutger Hauers scarey icy blue gaze, Keith Moon, Manowar, 80's hardcore and punk, RJD, metal, Jim Dandy, Your momma, Squatter punk, blah blah blah Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Sounds Likeyou dumbass, you can listen to the songs right here>>>>>>>
Record LabelA totally fuckin huge one!


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Dec 11 2009 8:00P
The Mouse Trap Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Dec 12 2009 10:00P
31st Street Pub Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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   About PLASTERED BASTARDS(The Worst Band In Pittsburgh)
The Plastered Bastards story is a tale wrapped in intrigue and mystery. It all started with the movie "Beastmaster"(no really). Having conquered the world of "heavy rock" by the sword, the bastards could have sat on their thrones and gazed over the firery landscape and said "fuck it dude, I'm goin' to Vahalla or somethin" but FUCK NO DOG!!!!!, you ain't so fuckin lucky. They gathered their "steel" and other assorted weapons and raised them up to the Dark Lord and cried "Fuck You Too"! In a barren wasteland of fuckbags and "thrashers" or "punkers" and other stupid words dumbasses use to describe themselves( cause they are lame), the Bastards have destroyed their enemies with whiskey, weed and other ill shit! The landscape burns with evil and the rivers run red with blood! I think one of them is related to Vlad the Impaler( even though vampires are pussies). So remember when you bust out your "metal" Reeboks and Slayer vests, you are scum and we will crush you with our bad habits and stank. Know the "True" warriors of satanic rock , man, woman or child, will drink the blood of our enemies and make bongs from their skulls! Hail Satan baby jesus!!!!!!

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Liverball

Liverball



Dec 17 2009 8:35 PM

YINZ!!!
Oh Shit They're Going To Kill Us

Oh Shit They're Going To Kill Us



Dec 16 2009 11:18 PM

2 new trax of furious punk/metal/thrash from the upcoming CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL ATTACK L.P. are up!

LIVE IN A LEATHER AGE and WEREWOLF APOCOLYPSE! check them out!
edhochuli

edhochuli



Dec 16 2009 9:49 PM

do it!
Dregs (3 NEW SONGS UP NOW!)

Dregs (3 NEW SONGS UP NOW!)



Dec 14 2009 10:48 PM

MorgueMart

MorgueMart



Dec 13 2009 8:58 PM

I had so much fun with you Basturds! last night that I got out of unloading because I was puking!
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Dec 12 2009 6:21 AM

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Cheers and Merry CrustMass!!!!
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Dec 12 2009 12:32 AM

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THE WRECKING DEAD

THE WRECKING DEAD



Dec 10 2009 11:13 AM

CHEERS!
WE ARE THE WRECKING DEAD
SBUPENNSYLVANIA

SBUPENNSYLVANIA



Dec 8 2009 3:55 PM

Thank you for adding SBU. Take a minute and listen to our tunes let us know what you think.
OUT OF SCHOOL ACTIVITIES

OUT OF SCHOOL ACTIVITIES



Dec 3 2009 5:21 PM


helloha !!
cheers from south france !
suzie

Justin

Justin



Dec 2 2009 4:55 PM

Testosteroso

Testosteroso



Nov 26 2009 5:30 PM

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM TESTOSTEROSO!!!


Charlie Brown Christmas Special (Directors Cut)

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Nov 26 2009 4:08 PM


 

A Fight with Sledgehammers

A Fight with Sledgehammers



Nov 25 2009 6:00 PM

Thanks! It was awesome seeing you guys again.
Let me know when you want to do something.

Cheers!
Chuxema
The Side Effects are pretty mediocre!

The Side Effects are pretty mediocre!



Nov 23 2009 9:41 PM

we had a blast playing with you guys.  let's do it again!
Lord of the underground

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Nov 23 2009 4:26 AM

Hey thanks for coming to Aldos in Altoona on saturday night! Come back soon.
brian

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Nov 22 2009 8:31 PM

RICKY HICKY SLIMEBASTARD
 

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Dregs (3 NEW SONGS UP NOW!)



Nov 18 2009 6:37 PM

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Punk Rock ProMo™



Nov 16 2009 5:14 PM

Spread the word !!















Rustbelt Homewreckers

Rustbelt Homewreckers



Nov 12 2009 9:52 PM

New updated flyer!
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Nov 11 2009 12:24 PM

Hey compadre queremos reeditar todo el material audio–visual que hizo esta divertida banda de Punk-Oi!-Hardcore entre 1987 y 1997. Los mismísimos TOY DOLLS de Barcelona!!!
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Pon fotos sin limite en slide.com GRATIS!!!
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Rustbelt Homewreckers

Rustbelt Homewreckers



Nov 8 2009 3:52 AM

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edhochuli

edhochuli



Nov 6 2009 7:08 AM

Monday night keys to victory:

1: edhochuli and bastards watch game together, get real drunk.

the end.


MorgueMart

MorgueMart



Nov 5 2009 3:05 AM

We're ready for an Aldo's anchovy pie! LONG LIVE THE BASTARDS!!!!!
Oh Shit They're Going To Kill Us

Oh Shit They're Going To Kill Us



Nov 3 2009 10:38 PM

COME TO ME(DUSTY),JIMMY,JASON ANGST AND MOHAWK MARCS 30TH BIRTHDAY PARTY!THIS FRIDAY NOVEMBER 6TH! 7:00 ! AT BELVEDERES!

11/06/09
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