GWAR!!!!! Green Bean Attack, Dimebag! Pantera, DVDA, Slayer, Psychostick, Deftones, Rage Against the Machine, The Dead Kennedys, Tenacious D, Cold, A Failed Escape, The Grateful Dead, Anti-Flag, Alice Cooper, Lamb of God, Meshuggah, Rehab, Brutal Breakdowns, Dr. Dre, AA Meetings, Hed PE, Kottonmouth Kings, Court, Church, All That Remains and ham sandwiches. Tater Salad. Green Jelly, Family Guy, Bitches that swallow, so we don't have to clean SHIT! Cheba Hut, Cheech and Chong. Anything that moves us and makes us laugh. midgets.
Funny story, in a small place in a small town on a tiny street there lived a tiny man that went by the name Mac A. Roni. He was a peaceful little man you see he only did a little bit of drugs and only drank a little. When he was a young lad he noticed that he was different than the other boys in school and other........... little people. He got shit from the so called "Normies". Mac noticed that he was not quite as tall as the normies and a little bit bigger than the little people. He then knew that he was meant for something in this strange and dark world, so he did what everybody does, he moved to Vegas and became a dancer. One stormy night on the strip of Las Vegas three people were on an agenda, Matty, Messy and McKibblez were determined to see a midget show. After a whole day of drinking and gambling they were ready. When Mac got to the party he danced a little bit and he went down like a folded towel, a sudden heart attack and kidney failure. As he was dying he told his tale of womanizing and inner specie erotica to the three drunken horny fucks that stood over his body trying not to laugh as you see he soiled his g-string and puked a little bit on himself and he was farting the whole time. So in his honor the three fucks whose lives were changed forever made a band to spread his word of joy and happiness. Dwarf Among Midgets... We may suck but your mother swallows!
Hey i would like to personally take the time out to thank you for giving my band a chance! we are building a nationwide fan base extremely quickly because of amazing people like you who support us :D im not sure if anyone in my band has talked to you yet so i just thought id comment you anyway! we have a new online merch store with really cheap merch and american apparel shirts :D please comment me back WE ALWAYS REPSPOND! -TJ
Guys I hope the your set went well last night. Sorry I had to leave early, but I was starting to feel bad, and my arm was getting sore. Thanks again for coming out. Next time we play I'll be better.
hey manaids......i really thought i gave you the most disgusting pic on your phone. sorry to have disappointed you, that shit is truely the most fucked up shit i have ever seen....damn. i guess i have to come back with some really sick stuff....
HEY guys! I loath yall so much! Just the other day I was kickin it with Mr. Wiggles, and while he was caressing my BALLZ! He talked bout how great you guys are! And I thought DAM your right!
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