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Dwayne Perkins
I have low tolerance for impatience

Male
103 years old
TARZANA By way of Brooklyn Brooklyn!), Hawaii
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2009
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    Dwayne Perkins's Interests
GeneralStand-up Comedy, Movies, Movie making, Classic novels, People watching...
MusicEverything under the sun, but my theme music is supplied by Jay-Z
MoviesSnatch, Snatch and more Snatch. Collateral. Fight Club!! And good comedies of course
TelevisionClassic Sitcoms up, Reality TV down. There should be a Law and Order channel.
Books"The Little Prince" -- my favorite. "Great Expectations" is up there too. And anything by David Sedaris. I'm still playing catch-up so I'll have to revisit this one.
Groups: Sports loversComedians of MySpaceTattooed And Pierced Freakazoidals!Comedians ClubDANE COOK at LAUGH FACTORY 10pm this TUES 4/1/2008LA ComediansComedians CornerL2S Allstars

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     Dwayne Perkins's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Brooklyn, NY
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 12 2009 8:00P
Mbar Hollywood (Spoken Funk Show) Hollywood CA
Jul 17 2009 7:30P
Tommy T’s Ridgecrest CA
Aug 2 2009 7:00P
Comedy Store Midnight Mission Comedy Show Hollywood CA
Aug 15 2009 8:00P
Hollywood Bar & Grill (Laugh Pack Show) Hollywood CA
Sep 2 2009 8:00P
Punchline San Francisco CA
Sep 3 2009 8:00P
Punch Line San Francisco CA
Sep 4 2009 8:00P
Punch Line San Francisco CA
Sep 4 2009 10:00P
Punch Line san Francisco CA
Sep 5 2009 8:00P
Punch Line San Francisco CA
Sep 5 2009 10:00P
Punch Line San Francisco CA
Sep 24 2009 9:00P
Morty’s (Indiana) Indianapolis IN
Sep 25 2009 8:00P
Morty’s (Indiana) Indianapolis IN
Sep 25 2009 10:30P
Morty’s (indiana) Indianapolis IN
Sep 26 2009 6:30P
Morty’s (indiana) Indianapolis IN
Sep 26 2009 9:00P
Morty’s (indiana) Indianapolis IN
Sep 26 2009 11:45P
Morty’s (indiana) Indianapolis IN
Sep 27 2009 7:00P
Morty’s Indianapolis IN
Oct 6 2009 8:30P
Zanies Chicago IL
Oct 7 2009 8:30P
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Oct 9 2009 8:30P
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Oct 9 2009 10:30P
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Oct 10 2009 7:00P
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Oct 10 2009 9:00P
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Oct 10 2009 11:15P
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Oct 11 2009 8:30P
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Oct 15 2009 8:00P
Zanies Vernon Hills IL
Oct 16 2009 8:00P
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Oct 16 2009 10:00P
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Oct 17 2009 7:00P
Zanies Vernon Hills IL
Oct 17 2009 9:30P
Zanies Vernon Hills IL
Oct 23 2009 7:00P
Bob & Tom All Star show/ Lima, Ohio Lima OH
Oct 24 2009 7:00P
Bob & Tom All Star show/ Toledo, Ohio Toledo OH

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   Dwayne Perkins's Blurbs
About me:
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About me... From Brooklyn. I used to wear one white glove with a windbreaker. Probably dating myself. I’m 100 years old so Al Roker should be shouting me out on my next birthday. Now, I get on stages and tell jokes.
Come check me at a joke telling venue near you.

Read my Blog
It’ll make your teeth whiter
The entries are funny short and sweet.

JOIN MY MAILING LIST!
Email:
Who I'd like to meet:
Peeps that want to be met. Actually any fans of comedy and good music

   


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Jun 24 2009 4:52 AM

Just dropping by to show your page some love. Keep doin what you do!
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Jun 16 2009 4:56 PM

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Jun 13 2009 9:37 AM

greetings from ensenada, baja mexico, thanks 4 being a friend,
great stuff, keep feeding us ur art n words, will do the same
thanks...have a wonderfull week!

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Jun 13 2009 12:49 PM

Thanks for accepting ignite the passions dating game request! Be Spontaneous and Have Fun!!!
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Jun 12 2009 9:40 PM

Is the month long blog-a-thon over?
Bravo!
Encore!
And other accolades that double as movie channels!
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Jun 12 2009 8:53 AM

Whats up funny man??? Nat King Cole ate my strawberries!!!!
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Jun 10 2009 9:20 PM

hayyy dwayyyne!! just wanted to haller boo..c-ya liz
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Jun 10 2009 10:22 AM

Wazzup man???
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Jun 9 2009 10:11 PM

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Jun 9 2009 8:05 PM

hey dwayne-
thanks for the add dude.
you're awesome man, love ya.
have a good day =J
Fatima





Jun 9 2009 7:06 PM

Hey D....how you been? weren't you the one that said black people don't swim? :P
LIL ANGEL





Jun 9 2009 6:28 PM

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Jun 9 2009 8:36 PM

Open mike comedy- $0. Kmafia's comedy show- $20. Kmafia's new comedy track "I Got Small Equipment," where he admits being Asian is a problem- priceless. Love your comedy, DP.
Jen Wilkinson





Jun 9 2009 9:44 PM

YOU are priceless
and the laughter you
give!!!!!
~jen
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Jun 9 2009 9:26 PM

we are sending our love from az :)
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Jun 9 2009 5:45 PM

Man, I really love yer stuff!!! Keep on keepin' on!!!
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Jun 9 2009 5:45 PM

Often times people ask me the question: Where do you see yourself in 10 years? I say "On a big piece of land, growing my own food maybe. Just as long as I have a place to live, food to eat, and teeth as white as Dwayne Perkins, everything will be okay."
Max Alexander





Jun 8 2009 7:57 PM

great to hear from you...you...you... good looking comedy g-d!
living in nyc. you get here, let me know. getting better every day. getting life in order... or at least alphabetically.
r u on my space, i go there more offten.
<3 Candi





Jun 8 2009 8:04 AM

Nothin much! How are you? :)
Lyda





Jun 7 2009 1:31 AM

Yep. Enjoying my new pre in granada hills. Thanks for the comments. ;) actually going to nyc again this wed. I'll have to try junior's. Thanks for the tip!
billy barnes





Jun 5 2009 10:53 AM

saw you on the carson show tonight
i am happy to see good people getting exposure
keep doing your thaang
take care
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Jun 5 2009 7:18 AM

Fa SHO
Aye Do Plan On Doin Any Gigs In San Diego
Cuz A lot Of People Like Your Comedy Out Here
You Should Check Out Spreckles Theatre In San Diego When You Get a Chance
Smoked-Ham





May 28 2009 4:47 PM

-2Bcon10U-d!!!
..........SMoKeD-HaM
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