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Dwayne Perkins
Dwayne Perkins I have low tolerance for impatience

Male
103 years old
TARZANA By way of Brooklyn Brooklyn!), Hawaii
United States



Last Login: 11/13/2009
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    Dwayne Perkins's Interests
GeneralStand-up Comedy, Movies, Movie making, Classic novels, People watching...
MusicEverything under the sun, but my theme music is supplied by Jay-Z
MoviesSnatch, Snatch and more Snatch. Collateral. Fight Club!! And good comedies of course
TelevisionClassic Sitcoms up, Reality TV down. There should be a Law and Order channel.
Books"The Little Prince" -- my favorite. "Great Expectations" is up there too. And anything by David Sedaris. I'm still playing catch-up so I'll have to revisit this one.
Groups: Sports loversComedians of MySpaceTattooed And Pierced Freakazoidals!Comedians ClubDANE COOK at LAUGH FACTORY 10pm this TUES 4/1/2008LA ComediansComedians CornerL2S Allstars

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     Dwayne Perkins's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Brooklyn, NY
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate


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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 12 2009 8:00P
Laughing Boy London
Nov 13 2009 8:30P
Purple Cactus NORTHWICH, Chesire
Dec 4 2009 8:00P
Improv, Hollywood, CA Los Angeles CA
Dec 9 2009 8:00P
Skyline Comedy Cafe Appleton WI
Dec 10 2009 8:00P
Skyline Comedy Cafe Appleton WI
Dec 11 2009 8:00P
Skyline Comedy Cafe Appleton WI
Dec 11 2009 10:15P
Skyline Comedy Cafe Appleton WI
Dec 12 2009 8:00P
Skyline Comedy Cafe Appleton WI
Dec 12 2009 10:15P
Skyline Comedy Cafe Appleton WI

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   Dwayne Perkins's Blurbs
About me:
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About me... From Brooklyn. I used to wear one white glove with a windbreaker. Probably dating myself. I’m 100 years old so Al Roker should be shouting me out on my next birthday. Now, I get on stages and tell jokes.
Come check me at a joke telling venue near you.

Read my Blog
It’ll make your teeth whiter
The entries are funny short and sweet.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Peeps that want to be met. Actually any fans of comedy and good music

   


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Nov 6 2009 6:41 AM

Hello Pictures, Images and Photos
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Oct 22 2009 10:07 PM

You were great last night on Leno!!!
Lynn Gentry

Lynn Gentry



Oct 22 2009 12:43 AM

No hard feeling I just thought it was funny that you even walked past me.
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Oct 19 2009 8:13 PM


happy halloween





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Oct 16 2009 8:16 PM



Hey, I just want to keep you posted on what's going on this way.

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Don't be a stranger. Let me know what's going on in your neck of the woods.


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Oct 12 2009 3:42 PM

Wuddup Mr Perk, Did U C Da End Ov Steve Harvey's Stand-Up On BET? Wut Da F#!&? Then He Slapped Rickey Smiley Name Innit. I Aint Criticizin', But Monkeys in AFRICA Stiq'n They Hand Up His Ass!!! I Kno' Every Artist Watch'n Da Show Felt Da Same Ass I. I Thank He Had Stage Time Left But His Written Material Had Left! Holla Baq (I Was Kinda Let Down, Datsol).
......................................SMoKeD-HaM
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Oct 8 2009 10:56 PM

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Oct 5 2009 7:31 PM

I have been enjoying your segment on The Jay Leno Show "Great White Moments in Black History".
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Oct 4 2009 6:19 AM

I figured, I'd drop a dose of Drk Chocolate on ur page.. make sure
you're staying healthy, with an abundance of Antioxidants... so you can
thank me later, lmao
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Oct 4 2009 6:18 AM

Thank u so much.That's very nice of u.
It's good to be me!! Life is good right now!

It's good to be me!! Life is good right now!



Oct 3 2009 9:34 PM

Hey Dwayne,
I saw you on Jay Leno, very funny. Can't wait until you come back to N.Y.
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Sep 30 2009 2:55 AM


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Good Morninnn!
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Sep 27 2009 1:31 AM

omg!
I finally found you on the Leno show!!
http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/episodes/#vid=1156260
lookin good
Mz AKG

Mz AKG



Sep 21 2009 8:48 AM

Just dropped in to show your page some love.
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Sep 18 2009 4:02 AM

Hi Dwayne,

You were great on Leno last night!
TheIntriguingOne

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Sep 9 2009 5:32 PM

Thanx 4 accepting my request..Greatly appreciate it..God bless
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Sep 2 2009 10:49 PM

hey thanks for the add :)
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Aug 25 2009 8:50 PM

What it izz funny man???
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Aug 22 2009 7:36 AM

HEY D.P. THANX SO MUCH FOR THE ADD.
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Aug 21 2009 6:26 PM

Have a kinktacular weekend! =)

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Jul 22 2009 4:33 PM

Gee whiz, what happened to the blog-a-thon?
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Jul 11 2009 2:52 AM

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