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Thugs Don't Wear Flip Flops
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Thugs Don't Wear Flip Flops
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Released: Jan 1, 2007
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General Info

  • Genre: Comedy / Punk / Rock

    Location CINCINNATI, Ohio, US

    Profile Views: 70338

    Last Login: 12/30/2010

    Member Since 3/28/2005

    Website way to poor to afford those

    Record Label I'll take three

    Type of Label Unsigned

  • Bio

    ] Hear what the skeptics have to say:.... ..I'd rather tickle a limp dicked dead hyena than ever listen to that poppycock again.. - ..Larry the Satellite Installer Guy.. .... .. Whoa!.. - ..Keanu Reeves.. .... ..I wouldn't let Eatafetus drink my cum if they were dying of thirst .. -.. Dr. Phil.. .. ......!!BUY OUR SHIT!!........ ..all prices include postage. click the image to buy online through paypal....... ....-CDs-........ .. .. .. .. .. .."Shitty Songs for Shitty People" cd $8.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .."We Are The Lunch Rush" e.p. $5 .... ....-Shirts-...... .. .. .. .. .. ....A real american hero. S-XL $12, XXL $13.. .. .. .. .. .. .. ....Mr. T ain't scared of shit, except planes. S-XL $12, XXL $13.. .. .. .. .. .. .. ....He had sex with my mama. S-XL $12, XXL $13 .. ..

  • Members

    .. .. ug .. .. ..drunk dialers, unite!.. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ......Get Your Own Voice Player....Manage.... ..

  • Influences

    Cheese Coneys, Male Models, Crave Cases, Garbage Pail Kids, Jason's boyfriend Joey, Women (only below the belt), Karate, Dripping Nipple Wax, all of our Dojos, Jean Claude Van Damme (Lionheart only, although kickboxer 2 is the tits), TJ Houshamanzadeh, and Danny Devito.

  • Sounds Like

    Imagine walking into an orgy with your mother wearing nothing but boots and bling. Your mom looks at you and asks you for a diet rootbeer, then you spit in her face and tell her that you never liked watching "Hee-Haw". A giant bird then comes out of the sky and bites Micheal Bolton's third nipple off. He belts out a few notes while a train runs over a herd of homosexual llamas a few feet away. It sounds like a mix between that and James Taylor. .... ........ we use these strings. niiice.

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    Hey guys if you could, please email me your shows for June so that I can post them on the page. I love helpin out and promoting, so if you could help me promote you, that'd be awesome!! Thanks!!

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    Hey guys, June's coming soon (crazy) SO, to help me help you, please email any june shows you have so I can post them on the myspace. Scenecinnati isn't huge yet, but its growing fast. (over 500 views in its first week isn't bad). So help me tell people about you!
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Bio:

] Hear what the skeptics have to say:

I'd rather tickle a limp dicked dead hyena than ever listen to that poppycock again - Larry the Satellite Installer Guy

Whoa! - Keanu Reeves

I wouldn't let Eatafetus drink my cum if they were dying of thirst - Dr. Phil
..!!BUY OUR SHIT!!..

all prices include postage. click the image to buy online through paypal.

..-CDs-..
.. .. .. .. ..
"Shitty Songs for Shitty People" cd $8
.. .. .. .. ..
"We Are The Lunch Rush" e.p. $5

..-Shirts-..
.. .. .. .. ..
A real american hero. S-XL $12, XXL $13

.. .. .. .. ..
Mr. T ain't scared of shit, except planes. S-XL $12, XXL $13

.. .. .. .. ..
He had sex with my mama. S-XL $12, XXL $13

Member Since:

March 28, 2005

Members:

.. .. ug

drunk dialers, unite!


Influences:

Cheese Coneys, Male Models, Crave Cases, Garbage Pail Kids, Jason's boyfriend Joey, Women (only below the belt), Karate, Dripping Nipple Wax, all of our Dojos, Jean Claude Van Damme (Lionheart only, although kickboxer 2 is the tits), TJ Houshamanzadeh, and Danny Devito.

Sounds Like:

Imagine walking into an orgy with your mother wearing nothing but boots and bling. Your mom looks at you and asks you for a diet rootbeer, then you spit in her face and tell her that you never liked watching "Hee-Haw". A giant bird then comes out of the sky and bites Micheal Bolton's third nipple off. He belts out a few notes while a train runs over a herd of homosexual llamas a few feet away. It sounds like a mix between that and James Taylor.


we use these strings. niiice.

Record Label:

I'll take three

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