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Edward Almost
Folk / Experimental / Indie

"There's a Monster in my House"

DENVER, Colorado
United States

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Last Login:  10/7/2008
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   Edward Almost: General Info
Member Since12/9/2005
Band Websitemyspace.com/edwardalmost
Band MembersEdward Almost, Shellacopter Collective
InfluencesInsects of All Sorts, Tight Pants, Amanda Maddox, The Moon, Dylan, Volkswagen Vanagons, Devendra Banhart, Cigarettes, "The Blues", Malando, Flannery O'Connor, Bryan Comer, Red Orange Yellow, The Elderly, Brandon Johnson, What Brandon Posts on the Internet, The Be-Atles, Kaleidoscopes, Psychomachia, The Soundlessness of Dinosaur Park, Senor Pancho, Ginsberg, Mr. David Byrne (The Cat and the Musician), Casa Bonita, Bears, Matt Wallace, Love Itself.
Sounds LikeProportion of mass to gravity, the way a camera can fall in your mouth a make a video of your insides and then reappear only to vomit out the tape. "Oh, God," shouts Camera. "That's was terrible, and everything smelled like rotten eggplant." It nourishes the ground and then lets it make its own decisions, what to grow, what to bury. Dig deep enough and there's blood down there, but stay on the surface and you'll never see. Bring a tape recorder on your journey, stuff it in a bag. "I want to live out my secret fantasies." "If you do that, you won't have anything left to keep inside." Over the horizon is another horizon, but don't get confused; it isn't the same. Jump up, jump up! Tomorrow is calling you forward.
Record LabelGrizzly Bear Records (or yours?)
Type of LabelNone



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   About Edward Almost
A hammock of cake and unkindness of crows, community attic or basement cavernous: scent of iron. Edward Almost in the classifieds, or best offer, specialized acrylic showcase and marbles in felt ashtrays. The plastic parade participant is weary of thunderbolts and cotton candy post-it notes, waving blithely and sycophantic in her girth and weight. Plug in the hollow banjo you're already owning, it owns it, a sound of common nails in a glass maraca tripping down a styrofoam fire escape, dead bears brick pressed duck breast, thump thump thumpang. Old woman young man, corn liquor evenings, this hummus is stale. Rivers flood and birdhouses crack, de-lah-pah-day-teh, cereal bowls full of teeth, merry breakfast cocksty jokester.

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Edward Almost has 102 friends.
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 Denton 


 Mr. Bear: The Ectomorph 


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24th Peak Project





Oct 6 2008 9:39 AM

Check us out Thursday Oct. 9th with The Corduroy at Quixote's in Denver.




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Mister Rubber Burner





Sep 18 2008 12:30 AM

gonna dip my pooh piece in your honey pot.
24th Peak Project





Aug 31 2008 11:21 PM

Phil! Check us out Tuesday night at Dulcinea's 100th Monkey on Colfax!



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lion of panjshir





Aug 21 2008 11:30 PM

like the way you think man. long live the movement.
Louis Vuitton Night





Aug 21 2008 6:09 AM



Louis Vuitton Night
"Denver's Most Undemocratic Anarchist Variety Show"
Thursday, August 28th 9:30pm
Mercury Cafe (2199 California)

Fashion Theme: Riot Porn (photos by kittysnax)
Benefit for Legal Aid
Co-host Geyl Scumbag Princess of Denver, Pictureplane, Sybil Vane, Slight Harp, Tovio and Friends, DJs Stevyn Ironfeather and Magic Pony, Onemanna, Tranzcend Drag Act, Serious Ad Hoc Art Show, Hobo Contortionist performs The Good Fight, Tango Dancing, Rez Crew Michael Jackson Impersonation, Flying off the Axe Handle Tap Routine, Damaris Performance Artist, Zine Reading: Wigdan, Riot Cuddle, Solving Leftist Infighting Through Pistol Dual, Powerballad Singalongs and more.
Sparkle Anarchy





Aug 18 2008 2:11 AM



Please come dance your pants off and support the wonderful Free Boutique, Denver's only fashion-forward free store! This is the last dance party before Denver gets invaded by the DNC, let's make it count! We have a perfect lineup of amahzing dj's for your dancing enjoyment as well as a sunset over the ocean photo booth. There will be a dance off as well, winner receives a trophy, lets just hope there isn't an interpretive dance fight. Get $2 off if you dress to the theme! Think Miami Vice, florals (no no no hawaiian shirts), sunglasses, adult contemporary, ultra slick or your dapper dan designer jumpsuit.

Fri Aug 22, 10pm.
At the Glob, 3551 Brighton Blvd.
$5
Denton





Aug 12 2008 11:09 PM

I am the cockmaster....dont you forget it.
24th Peak Project





Aug 4 2008 8:06 PM



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Ian





Jul 5 2008 6:09 AM

last night when you left here
you left here in a rush...leaving no time for goodbye words or a single farewell touch...
Denton





Jun 18 2008 10:26 PM

you naked in only a belt and a cowboy hat = good times, great oldies.
ashleigh





Jun 8 2008 3:15 PM

Well, I don't know what is wrong with me, but I am loving Wichita. I think it's the tornadoes, keeps me on my toes!
I think I'm coming back to visit soon, you'll have to let me know if anything exciting is happening! How's the C store?
Denton





Jun 4 2008 7:59 PM

screw you with your use of the semi-colon.
Don't belittle me like that in front of my kids; goddamnyou!
Fondue with Cheese





Jun 4 2008 5:57 AM

HI Phil, I see you are online, I feel a little bit like a stalker. Cassie says Hi! LOve YA see you bright and early. Hope the Paper is going well.
Denton





Jun 2 2008 8:00 PM

im just a freak on a leash.
DEAD Orange Yellow





May 28 2008 8:46 PM

stupid bears.
File 13





May 23 2008 1:54 PM

Hey! We enjoyed your set.
Fuck Yeah!
Panda





May 21 2008 4:15 PM

Clever post on Devon's wall, but I don't care what you guys say; you are not men... Maybe if the others could grow mustaches that would bring them a little closer.
You're online right now- get back to work you slacker!
DEAD Orange Yellow





May 20 2008 4:03 PM

you make me wet.
Denton





May 20 2008 3:49 PM

you cocksty Jokester.

you really know how to cut to the core of me.
Panda





May 12 2008 6:17 PM

Great show last night, babe! No No on Acid had everyone cracking up! "LSD..." (in creepy vocoder voice)
Fondue with Cheese





May 12 2008 5:19 PM

You were quite amazing last night. Brilliant really, absolutely brilliant.
Fondue with Cheese





May 7 2008 11:52 PM

I was thinking that we absolutely must make buttons for your show.
Any ideas?
Fondue with Cheese





Apr 26 2008 3:20 AM

Giraffes are sycophantic as well.
Ian





Feb 26 2008 10:32 PM

Mina's holding those hot tracks we recorded hostage. I think she plans on using them as leverage in negotiations with Sony, who she hopes will fund her indulgent lifestyle of sex, drugs, and illicit bingo. Comeonbacknow, ya hear.
DEAD Orange Yellow





Jan 4 2008 3:57 AM

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Friends. Lovers. Embrace the dead breath
K Bizzle





Dec 1 2007 3:18 AM

booked any shows in LA yet so I can see you?
Mister Rubber Burner





Nov 28 2007 7:07 PM

don't spend all your fantasy credits. gotta save some to personally appreciate in the end. keep it mysterious. enjoy the york of new guys.
Denton





Nov 27 2007 1:16 AM

howdy friend.
music is art





Oct 26 2007 11:51 AM

thankYOU :)


Jennah





Oct 25 2007 10:24 PM

wow i'm so amped! okay...ya see those deals shootin to one another? personally, undoubtably i figured it had to be a gimmick..., but i took a sec to do it the other day, for a free cash card worth like $500 for Macys, and amazingly it did work i can't believe it. you should click here and grab one too, see...?

pearl





Sep 13 2007 3:40 AM

nice performance at devendra :)
Ian





May 30 2007 4:23 PM

Edward Almost should move to NYC and join Mina, Ian, and Brandon in an a potentially grammy-winning side project yet to be named. Our one song so far, "Mina Has Paint On Her Shoes" is gonna be a hit with the kiddies.
Jillian





Dec 14 2006 9:31 PM

Edward, are you hiding? I seem to miss you wherever you go --- was it something I said, or am I looking beneath your shoes?
Liz





Nov 10 2006 6:16 PM

The city of Miami is breathlessly awaiting the release of your new album. When can we expect copies to be distributed?
Januar





Nov 7 2006 5:36 PM

FREE Tickets to our CD Release Show (11/11 @ Larimer Lounge)...
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This poster makes us look like the death metal band that we are!
Laura





Oct 4 2006 3:55 AM

I think you should incorporate some of this into your sound:
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Januar