Ethan Nicolle

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It was at the age of fetus that Ethan Nicolle decided that he wanted to draw comic books. In his own mother's uterus he would use embryonic fluids to draw silly cartoons on the fleshy walls surrounding him. His ultrasounds read similar to a primitive Far Side collection, which the doctors often rolled their eyes at, saying "these jokes are soooo immature." When he was finally born, he soon switched to other mediums, such as crayons, chalk, and his brother's feces. It was his love for sitting and drawing flip books of people falling off cliffs, and beating the living hell out of each other, that lead to a morbidly obese 8 year old with a passion for watching Looney Tunes, and using as little physical exertion as possible in life.

Ethan's first published comic book, at age 10, was called "the Drug Busters" and was printed by his local D.A.R.E. program. The ninja turtle rip off team of drug fighters would rescue hip, mullet-bearing teens from the Marijuana Monsters: large, robotic foot soldiers who wielded needles full of liquid marijuana. The team consisted of a rabbit, a panda bear, a bird without a beak, and a man without a nose. All of them were not only just as awesome as the Double Dragons at fighting evil, but they all had black belts in 80's slang.

From there, at age 11, Ethan won the nationwide "James Bond Jr. Create-a-Villain Contest." A Super Nintendo and a box of Spy Gear toys was shipped to his low-income duplex on the meth-laden streets of Coos Bay, Oregon. He would later use that Spy Gear as a vigilante, cleaning up those meth infested streets, until one day he had another idea for a comic. He self published comics in high school about a sumo wrestler on a blind date, and the suicide of Smokey the bear. Later, as a senior in high school he'd create a book called the Chronicles of Hernia, which would be later shunned by publishers across the nation.

As he morphed into a pretty unimpressive adult male, Nicolle joined the rock band Lunaractive, with whom he rocked, and rolled, for seven years. During that time he illustrated four more comics no one would ever really know about, and wrote and drew a graphic novel called "the Weevil", published by Bad Karma Productions, which sold a record four copies at a recent comic convention. After 3 albums, Lunaractive broke up after it became apparent that the rock scene has a strict "no fat guys on the mic" policy.

Ethan Nicolle's most recent creation, "Chumble Spuzz", was picked up by Independent comics mega-super-giant SLG Publishing. As Dan Vado, head honcho at SLG commented, "Wait. Who approved this?". Starring a couple of toothy-faced idiot vermin, the first volume of Chumble Spuzz featured a satan-possessed swine and a trip to hell, as well as a vampire chicken. Released in January 2008, Chumble Spuzz has since floated in the vast sea of crap known to hipsters as the "Indy Comics Scene," like a mentally handicapped sea bird.

Nicolle's second installment of Chumble Spuzz is due out in July, which is about a naked old man. Nicolle himself aspires to one day become a naked old man. He currently resides in Portland, Oregon and is almost always not naked or old.

Ethan Nicolle loves new MySpace friends, but if he has no idea who you are, or why you added him, he may deny your allegiance. So if you want to be friends, say something, like "Hey, I knew you back when we were in that armadillo anatomy class", or "dude, I like your art. DUDE." That's all. Communicate. Be a communicator. Communication.

If you want to buy any of my books (you should right now), click the annoying links below, and get your credit card ready. Lick it for good luck, then enter the information and await your awesome fate. Check out my art blog here.
Here's some of my illustrations, there's more in my pictures section...

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My graphic Novel, the Weevil, BUY IT HERE!:

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