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elbow macaroni After 2 years and 200 comics, 2010 = elbow macaroni Mondays. Details in today's elblog: http://bit.ly/elbowMondaysPosted 6 hours ago from Twitter view more
About me: elbow macaroni: The comic
Published every Monday, elbow macaroni is a weekly comic starring elbow macaroni (yes, that's his name) and his friend Colin. Some might call elbow the star, but Colin would slap them in the face with a pancake for saying it. He loves breakfast foods, but he won't hesitate to put them all up in your grill.
Jon Darcel: The artist & writer; CEO of elbow macaroni Productions™
Jon likes Zach Galifianakis, the smell after a hard rain and maraschino cherries.
Everyone at Team elbow macaroni is thrilled that you're here. We're just doing this to amuse ourselves. We won't spam you with glittery pictures or links to whatever the latest scam is. You'll also never see a 'Showin U some LUV' note from elbow macaroni. Comment boxes are not toilets, thankyouverymuch. The point is this! We're not going to comment you telling you we have pictures of boobies. We do not. Ok, we do, but not ours. And we made a promise to keep them private. Also, there's really no 'we' or 'our,' but it looks better to pretend there's more than one dude making this. We think. And The Dude abides.
p.s. Eat Reese Sticks, they are awesome.
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Who I'd like to meet: Anyone, really. Except a scrub. I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me, hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me.
do you know how awesome it was to have spent my youngest summer vacations spying daily on my grandfather while he was in the bathroom? i would hide in the stand up shower and wait for him to come scuffling down the hall and try to muffle my laughter while he shit his poor old brains out. it was awesome to hear him yell GODDAMNITSONOFABITCH!! as he stuffed his pale old booty crack full of toilet paper before pulling his pleated pants up. he never did wear adult diapers. too proud i suppose. but how proud can you be when that wad of t.p. falls out and you step into your own anal leakage when your fresh from the shower?
oh well. it ain't my toilet. or bathroom. or carpet. actually i don't even know whose house this is. but i wiped my mouth on their hand towels and my hands on their face towels.
u know the only reason i joined twitter was to stalk your noodle ass, right? this social networking shit is getting out of control... this ain't no way way to live...
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