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El Schlong
Metal / Lounge / Rock



London, London and South East
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  11/9/2009
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Member Since8/1/2005
Band Websitewww.elschlong.cjb.net
Band MembersNick - bass and vocals,
Leah - guitar and vocals,
Jordan - drums and vocals
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Record LabelWould you keep your labels for the homemade jam


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 26 2009 8:00P
Hobgoblin Brighton - FREE ENTRY Brighton
Nov 29 2009 8:00P
The Gaff - with Tacoma NBD & guests London, London and South East
Dec 5 2009 8:00P
The Unicorn with Humanfly, Tacoma NBD & Penicillin- FREE ENTRY London, London and South East
Dec 19 2009 5:30P
DJ Beerman’s Birthday Bash - FREE ENTRY Birmingham, Midlands
Feb 13 2010 8:00P
Bull and Gate - with Diminished 5th and Pure Negative London
May 8 2010 8:00P
The Old Wharf, Birmingham - FREE ENTRY Birmingham, London and South East

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   About El Schlong
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In the beginning there was nothing. After the Big Gravy Stroke, the myriad of splatterings pulsed with life and congealed into planets, lifeforms, and El Schlong. Their numerous musical influences combined with their own creative juices leaving the stiff cloth you hear today. El Schlong's music is metal with a twist of random. Like satan in the bath puzzled by the ginger pube on the soap. Like a bloodied 2 by 4 with tinsel trim. Like Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the meat tenderiser.......... After being chased out of New Zealand by a crazed mob, the band relocated to the bright lights of London where they are slowly gathering a following of confused young men in white makeup, and others. In April 2008 they released their debut album The Baddies Are Coming. You may purchase this through iTunes, by messaging them, by clicking the "buy now" button below, or from the sifty one-eyed man in the alley down yonder. If he tries to sell you the "coathanger combo", politely decline.

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Live98 Radio (world wide)

Live98 Radio (world wide)



Nov 9 2009 8:56 PM

You seriously need to check out 98spot.com and promote your self over there too.
ERADICATION

ERADICATION



Nov 9 2009 5:46 PM

Hey guys, cheers for accepting our request. Tunes sound
wicked!  Hope everything is goin well for
you! What you up to at the moment?

Would be sick if you could give our music a listen and let us know what you
reckon!

Cheers,

Nick

ERADICATION

frieda

FRIEDERIKE bach



Nov 9 2009 10:14 AM

LEEEEAAAAHHHHH..... WHATS UP? I HOPE YOU ARE FINE! I AM PLANING A WOURLD JOURNEY NEXT YEAR. WOULD BE COOL TO MEET YOU ANYWHERE ROCKER
Incarnate - TWO NEW SONGS UP!

Incarnate - TWO NEW SONGS UP!



Nov 9 2009 6:53 AM

Hey guys hope all is well over in G.B.

We got a couple of new tracks up to have a hoon on. Check them out if you want

Cheers Mike
Quickmix™

Quickmix™



Nov 7 2009 4:54 PM

thx for your friend request.
let's rock n roll :)
Ceremony of Opposites signs w/ PAINKILLER RECORDS

Ceremony of Opposites signs w/ PAINKILLER RECORDS



Nov 7 2009 3:39 PM

Hello you :). Thanks for the friendship!
Come over and check the new MySpace layout, and our new tunes.

SEE YA ON THE ROAD!!
Greets, Ceremony of Opposites.



5 december 2009 M.A.C.C. fest - Deerlijk (BE)
12 december 2009 Nederland Drie - Wateringen (NL)
9 january 2010 Nieuwjaarsbeuk - Alkmaar (NL)
30 january 2010 Metal Manifesto - Hoorn (NL)
20 february 2010 Wizzfest - Aalter (BE)







CAVILRY on iTunes

CAVILRY on iTunes



Nov 7 2009 10:03 AM

£leŦriKa {[|(NEW+TUNE=v3.1)|]} [╬BrazilianM£ŦAL]

£leŦriKa {[|(NEW+TUNE=v3.1)|]} [╬BrazilianM£ŦAL]



Nov 6 2009 5:28 PM

£leTriKa sounds completely different from any Metal band you have ever heard. The Brazilian rhythms and the Portuguese language added to the songs makes its style unique, giving birth to a new kind of Metal. If you are really looking for something new about Metal, you should check £leTriKa out!

Hugs from Brazil,
Claudio David

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[BrazilianM£TAL]

Maelstrom

Maelstrom



Nov 6 2009 3:33 PM

Thanks for the request!
Official website:


Orange Distortion (searching for a new drummer)

Orange Distortion (searching for a new drummer)



Nov 6 2009 12:51 PM

really interesting style you guys got there...i like the amient & dark parts in your music. thanks for finding and adding us.
cheers from berlin
dissident sound industry

dissident sound industry



Nov 5 2009 11:47 PM

Hello Leah,

How did you find me?

I've been spinning that disc quite a bit, my favorite is the one I like the best : )

Hope the second party was good too !

Gollum
Divine Chaos

Divine Chaos



Nov 5 2009 11:23 PM

Hey hows it going? Hope all is good.  New Divine Chaos T-shirts now available from the DC merchstore, follow the link and go pick one up and represent!!!!!

http://divinechaosmerchstore.bigcartel.com/

Safe DC
Thrashfire (2 New Samples Up!!)

Thrashfire (2 New Samples Up!!)



Nov 4 2009 9:27 PM

2 new samples up !! please listen and send comment

www.myspace.com/thrashfire

2 yeni sarkımızın sample versiyonlarını myspace sayfamızdan dinleyebilirsiniz!!

www.myspace.com/thrashfire

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IRON-BULL Streetshow & Action

Jug Puskaric



Nov 4 2009 5:29 PM

Thanks!!





Hardest Part of IRON-BULL Streetshow 2 ++Violent++


++Real hardcore++
Weib und Seele

Weib und Seele



Nov 3 2009 7:56 PM


Katerina

Katerina Vlachou
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Nov 2 2009 7:29 PM

Thanks for the friendship! I welcome you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greetings and kisses from Athens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
katerina Vlachou
Dakesis

Dakesis



Nov 2 2009 5:47 PM

Hey guys,

Looking forward to seeing your set at The Beerman's Bash!

All the best
Gem
Dakesis
JassandtheBoys

JassandtheBoys



Nov 2 2009 8:21 AM

hello,

thänx for the add

always have a great time... and always rock it loud.

many greetings from Jass & the Boys

WE`RE LOOKING FOR SOME GIGS, FESTIVALS ALL OVER THE WORLD


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INNER RAGE

INNER RAGE



Nov 2 2009 12:05 AM

easy, hope your well.

hope you can make it to our last show.
rage flyer
Pure respect. TWIN CLAW!!!
Cait

Cait



Nov 1 2009 9:25 PM

thanks for the request :)
coldheartedworld

coldheartedworld



Nov 1 2009 2:11 AM

love your shit man....fucking great!!!  i got your album!!!  will deffo see you guys at the old wharf next may!!
September Murder

September Murder



Oct 31 2009 10:32 PM

Thanks for supporting September Murder!




***NEW SHIRTS AVAILABLE NOW!!!***


avocado

avocado



Oct 31 2009 4:05 PM

thanks for the friendship!

website: www.avocadomusik.de


www.avocadomusik.de..

The Outsiders

The Outsiders



Oct 30 2009 7:54 PM

Yo! Big thing in one of the wellington newspapers about Mike & your filmclip last week, front page & all. Pretty slick dudes!

Thanks for letting us stink up your lounge last week, good times. Saturday night was a great party.

Hopefully we'll be back some time next year for some more Gary's Grotto action.
/stu
DEAD EYES GLOW (FEAT. IN REVOLUTION MAG NO.101!)

DEAD EYES GLOW (FEAT. IN REVOLUTION MAG NO.101!)



Oct 30 2009 2:29 PM

Hye there,
thanx a lot for approving us!...btw,we would love to invite you guys to drop by our page and lend some ears to our new single 2009.this single is downloadable for free(refer to our blog for downloading site details).it's meant a world to us if we can get some feedback from you.:)

safe

x

aren.deg.malaysia
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