In the beginning there was nothing. After the Big Gravy Stroke, the myriad of splatterings pulsed with life and congealed into planets, lifeforms, and El Schlong. Their numerous musical influences combined with their own creative juices leaving the stiff cloth you hear today. El Schlong's music is metal with a twist of random. Like satan in the bath puzzled by the ginger pube on the soap. Like a bloodied 2 by 4 with tinsel trim. Like Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the meat tenderiser.......... After being chased out of New Zealand by a crazed mob, the band relocated to the bright lights of London where they are slowly gathering a following of confused young men in white makeup, and others. In April 2008 they released their debut album The Baddies Are Coming. You may purchase this through iTunes, by messaging them, by clicking the "buy now" button below, or from the sifty one-eyed man in the alley down yonder. If he tries to sell you the "coathanger combo", politely decline.
You can get FREE download's of our first MCD 'Internal Bleeding' (KKKK - Dom Lawson @Kerrang!, 4/5 - Darren Sadler @Rocksound) and New songs demo at the following links. Go to individual tracks to download.
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