In the beginning there was nothing. After the Big Gravy Stroke, the myriad of splatterings pulsed with life and congeled into planets, lifeforms, and El Schlong. Three homosapiens on a righteous crusade to create. Their numerous musical influences combined with their own creative juices leaving the stiff cloth you hear today. El Schlong's music is metal with a twist of random. Like satan in the bath puzzled by the ginger pube on the soap. Like a bloodied 2 by 4 with tinsel trim. Like Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the meat tenderiser.......... After being chased out of New Zealand by a crazed mob, the band relocated to the bright lights of London where they are slowly gathering a following of confused young men in white makeup, and others. In April 2008 they released their debut album The Baddies Are Coming. You may purchase this by through iTunes, by messaging them, by clicking the "buy now" button below, or from the sifty one-eyed man in the alley down yonder. If he tries to sell you the "coathanger combo", politely decline.
Hey guys I just wanted to thank you for joining us at With Full Force!!! I'm already couting the days to next year^^ I had a fuckin great time with all of you crazy bitches! All I can say is:
yeah wff was fucking great! absolutely the best festival in the whole wide world! i hope you enjoyed it too. see you next year, same place, same time! keep it going strong! see yeah!
he how are u?? thx for the vid love it :) i hope we keep in contact maybe if we save some money we come over to london and visit you guys at one of your shows and always remember dimmu borgir kicks the fotz from the teller :D
yeah it would be so awesome, if you get a gig here. than we can meet each other and go crazy together to your music :D host vorstandn? hehe you remeber vorstandn? ;) hmmmkay screw you guys i'm going home...
hehe thx xD good vid :) how are u? wff was sooooo awesome :D I want to go there now again! I miss all of you crazy guys and the tents xD will see you next year?? greez karo
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