Concrete Sausage and a fire breathing pig,
Dump truck snow face he’s wearing a wig,
Talking about a glass nostril and a hard-on made of soil.
Check my sick for grated onions and foil,
Carpet nose and the sanitary handouts,
Clock smashing, plastic touching,
Wanna be oil drum?
Glass moustache and injecting rum,
Ti tum tum tum, ti tum tum tum
Chorus
Girls you really need to see my cock and then Boys you really need to touch my lungs,
Boys you really need to touch my lungs and then Girls you really need to see my cock.
Kick in the cock with a massive book, aaahhh!!
She’s got tranquillisers for tits,
Blood worm 6 and 96,
Fast socks and a bra made of gold,
I’m guna drive, swim and dance and dance all day,
Just like Colin Macrae.
It’s all about 55 tigers riding a boot,
I worked in Halfords and stole a goat,
Snail Race, Snail Race, we’re guna have a snail race.
Pushed an owl into a garden gnome,
Pushed an owl into a garden gnome.
A brick made of milk trying to murder a wok,
Girls you really need to see my cock.
A brick made of milk trying to murder a wok,
Girls you really need to see my cock.
Chorus
Girls you really need to see my cock and then Boys you really need to touch my lungs,
Boys you really need to touch my lungs and then Girls you really need to see my cock.
Carry a moose with a pirates wig or I’ll smash you in the teef and call you a pie.
I pushed an owl into a gnome,
White skirts and I’m ironing a spoon,
Bugs bunny was a women.
Girls, panthers, light bulbs and panpipes,
67 push-ups,
Girls, panthers, light bulbs and panpipes,
Your feet looks like money,
Girls, panthers, light bulbs and panpipes,
You smell like Dustin Hoffman,
Girls, panthers, light bulbs and panpipes,
You broke my brand new glasses,
Girls, panthers, light bulbs and panpipes,
I wana be sick into an empty apple,
Girls, panthers, light bulbs and panpipes,
I’m guna scratch my nose and I want you to call me a pervert,
Girls, panthers, light bulbs and panpipes,
I can do tha one better,
Girls, panthers, light bulbs and panpipes,
Is it like a haze plug-in?
Chorus
Girls you really need to see my cock and then Boys you really need to touch my lung,
Boys you really need to touch my lung and then Girls you really need to see my cock. X 2
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i met you on msn 6.0 you told me your name i sent you a link to my my space an you did the same browsing through your pics i looked at your nicks i split my cup of tea and i dropped my twix uughh i love it oooo i wana touch you i wana feel you i wana touch you i love it i love it
you fliped your cam on and i started to sweat you r the sexyiest ive ever met i say its true yeah huh hot stuff cumin through i pumped my red hot dripping fukin cock you popped a cheb now thats what i call rock ROCK ROCK n ROLL
my palms are soaking from touching my dick your slimey axe wound makes me feel sick what i didnt even notice an yeah i didnt even care is when your finger was in there was blood everywhere
OK OK you fukin bastards here’s the deal !!!!!!! What we wana do is get all you people to control this band . For example, u wanted us to play so you had to post so many comments saying something like SHIT ARSE 5 - well done! So you lot will be able to control us using that system but from now on we’ll give u choices so if u want one thing (a song about freezing sick) you’ll have to post whatever I decide and if you want another choice (a song about rape to a myspace teen) you’ll have to post something different, cool? But that’s not the whole thing WE WILL BE doing this show but it wont be in THE DEN studios because there’ll be to many many people I think. so i'll find a better location, somewhere central we can all get to. However!! it will be a party!!!!! There will be none of this cool kid shit standing there looking moody we are ALL gona fuckin have fun and laugh till we are sick!!! WE WANT YOU TO BE BE PART OF THE TEAM anyway you think you can help out feel free to contact me ! Myself and the rest of the team i've got so far are still working on shit for the show. We will have fun crap going on like musical chairs using real people for chairs, who can do the longest handstand during a song and other stuff thas gona be sooooooo awsum but I cant say YET!!!!!! I..ve also got another idea but I need your votes on this one whether you're FOR or AGAINST it ….. Basically when you come to the show I was thinking of charging like £1 or something like that to get in & then using your money to make t-shirts or cd’s so I can then give them all out to you guys free (WE DO NOT OR WILL NOT TRY AND MAKE A PROFIT OFF THIS ITS PURELY ABOUT FUN AND BRINGING FRIENDS TOGETHER ) its up to u guys, so if anyone wants to be on the team send a private message to me through myspace and i'll send you my msn add so we can all come up with ideas!!!!! Laters trilm tits creet meals!!!!
IF ANYONE WANTS US TO PLAY A SHOW, LEAVE OVER 500 COMMENTS CONTAINING THE FOLLOWING:
SHITARSE 5
IT WIL BE HELD AT [LOCATION UNDECIDED]
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