Eric Schaeffer
"I Can't Believe I'm Still Single - On Sale April 28, 2007"

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Body type:5' 8"
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Someday



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Buy my debut book, I Can't Believe I'm Still Single (Thunder Mouth Press - On Sale April 28, 2007), from Amazon, B&N, Powells, or your local book store.

Check me out at www.icantbelieveimstillsingle.com

If you want to share the love, you're welcome to write me and I'll most likely write you back. I appreciate all the support from all of you who take the time to get behind my work. You are eloquent, gracious, big hearted, generous and kindred souls and I know the Great Spirit will keep you close. Until then. Namaste, e

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Tara





Aug 20 2008 3:01 PM

Blinking red light for you! Mmmmm. Self-esteem...
james





Aug 20 2008 9:21 AM

Hey man come to louisville, ill be your wing man and we will find some beautiful women
Lynn





Aug 19 2008 9:35 PM

Hey there!
Nat





Aug 19 2008 4:15 AM

Are you coming anywhere near Redding, CA? and if not, what do I have to do for a signed copy? I'd love to cometo a reading.
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Aug 19 2008 4:53 AM

Some Eye Candy for you :) Have an amazing week!! :)
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Dana Danes





Aug 19 2008 2:32 AM

Ok, I CANNOT stop rewinding the part of episode 9 where you state your appreciation of your ability to both look hot and semi-retarded at various times... granted you look uber-hot in the hot reference, but you also look hilarious in the other reference! Ok, I have to rewind it.
:-)
Thee Jess





Aug 18 2008 3:53 PM

The show last night was hilarious! I especally enjoyed your description of the kids running in the hall and their possible future memories of you coming into the hall.
Good stuff!
╚♥*ms. monroe♥╝





Aug 18 2008 6:07 PM

i guess yer still single huh? well-have you tried match. com? I got plenty of "dates." It's fun. Its like playing poker.
Laura





Aug 18 2008 7:02 PM

love you!!!love the show!!!and can't wait to read your book!
Jan





Aug 18 2008 2:01 PM


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Kiki





Aug 18 2008 4:18 AM

What is another word for thesaurus?
Twilight





Aug 18 2008 3:52 AM

Eric,
You're an inspiration to the autistic... I mean "artistic" animal in us all... "Keep on Keeping on" you'll find it!!! Thanks for being you.
Peace
JESSICA





Aug 18 2008 2:52 AM

HI ERIC, STAYING UP TO WATCH THE SHOW...(LAUGHED MY ASS OF LAST WEEK)...YOU GOTTA TRY KASHI'S NEW CHICKEN RUSTICA POCKETS-THEY ARE SO DELISH:)
Carly Hall





Aug 18 2008 2:01 AM

Have a great week. And for all you that haven't...BUY THE BOOK! It's great!!!
olga





Aug 17 2008 6:03 PM

The show is just as captivating as it was when i first started watching- Thanks for the laughs, Eric!
Now my daughter is all into it too... good for all ages.. of course over 18.
peace...
Jen





Aug 18 2008 12:14 AM

Your show really makes me laugh.....thanks
Kim





Aug 15 2008 5:01 PM

PS: Thanks for the add... I still love everything about you.. By the way Kuddos on your book. What a terrific read!! Thanks for that added entertainment on vacation.
Peace, Love and jelly bellies
Kim
CC





Aug 15 2008 5:00 PM

Hey Eric- Thanks for the add. My boyfriend and I love watching "Still Single...".
We look forward to a new episode every week!:)
Kelly





Aug 14 2008 8:25 PM

ok, so i'm only on page 10, but i had to stop and leave a comment, Julie Newmar's Catwoman!!OMFG yes! watching her on Batman without question gave me my earliest feelings of sexual arousal, young enough that i didn't even know what that was or really understand why i liked her, one of the "bad guys", so much, i was probably age 4 or 5, in my 30's now i have thought about this many times and can clearly see a pattern in the types of women i prefer all starting with Julie Newmar's Catwoman, dark hair, very pale skin, dark clothes, a gothy look, the kind of girls you would see at a cure concert, these things i like in women clearly started here, as a teen i was really into Lydia Deets, Winona Ryder's character from Beetlejuice, its a pattern, i can see that now (for the record, Eartha Kitt and Lee Meriwether were complete wastes of time to my adolescent self)
Kim





Aug 15 2008 4:57 PM

Hey Eric
Do you REALLY ever read these?? I HAVE to know.. I hate to think I am wasting all of my good vibes and energy.. Make my day and email me!! Peace, love and some of your yummy brownies..
Kim
Jan





Aug 17 2008 8:34 PM


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Aug 16 2008 3:36 AM

Eric Thanks for the add. Stay hungry and keep the faith.
Carmella





Aug 14 2008 6:35 PM

Thanks for adding me, btw love the show...
Charlie





Aug 14 2008 7:30 PM

Hey Eric. Thanks for the add.
*~higheyez~*


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Aug 14 2008 10:31 PM

the book is just as captivating as your show, love how you write as if you were speaking to us. bravo!
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Chris


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Aug 14 2008 6:25 PM

Hi Eric
Love your still single documentary, girlfriend and I love it! Thanks for adding me.
Chris
Kim





Aug 14 2008 2:16 AM

Eric,
You are a total hotty. I am loving your show...It is hilarious. I love how you do this licking of your lips when your talking to some chick etc.. By the way, I finished your book and I am a total groupy fan now!! Peace, soft yummy kisses and brownies...
Kim
Eric





Aug 13 2008 4:29 PM

I've never laughed so hard on Sunday nights, you are hilarious! Wishing you the best of luck on your quest.
-Eric
Kelly





Aug 13 2008 2:03 PM

got yr book in the mail yesterday, going to start reading it today, if its as funny as the show, then i know its gonna be great
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Aug 13 2008 1:49 AM

Thanks for the Add ! Just watched the whole Starved series this week, Brilliant. Wish it would have had a second season , i don't think America was ready for it.
nikescream





Aug 11 2008 9:17 PM

I've been watching the show on Showtime every freakin' week..It's the best thing on! I went out and bought the book...great stuff.

Please tell me there will be a DVD of the show!?
Eden





Aug 11 2008 9:40 PM

Your show is the tits and I'm loving the book so far! It's good to see you back on tv!
Carly Hall





Aug 12 2008 6:12 PM

The show is great, but the book ROCKS. Everyone...BUY THE BOOK!
Jessi





Aug 12 2008 3:56 AM

Thanks for the speedy add! I am a recent fan of yours and thoroughly enjoy your witiscisms!! If you you ever tour in Michigan that would be fabulous! Stay single!!
angela marie jenkins





Aug 12 2008 4:43 AM

you know i cant believe you are still single. you honestly amaze me.

;)
Jamie





Aug 11 2008 3:17 PM

so i saw your show a few weeks ago and watched a few episodes before i decided to order the book, but i did and love it. i dont like to read much, guess i just do it when i am pissed, mostly over women. anyway, i went to the local town park to read like i do, sitting by a pond, like i do, but this time i was getting to your experience with the dominatrix, when this old drunk guy, his wife, and maybe their middle aged daughter show up and sit next too me. old man farts and obscene cell conversations was all i heard for the next few minutes. i couldnt imagine that they didnt see me sitting there reading, i mean shit, i saw them walking across the park. needless to say, i got up and left after a few minutes. so i waited for a while and proceeded to throw rocks in the pond when they started to fish. i thought, what the fuck, they basically did the same to me right? it may not have been good for karma, but you know nice guys finish last.
April Marie





Aug 11 2008 3:24 PM

Thanks for the add Eric. I hope all is well. I'm going to buy your book today. Looking forward to reading it.
Donny





Aug 11 2008 3:04 AM

Thanks for adding me. I've been watching "Fall" when they run it on Showtime. Great movie.
Brian





Aug 9 2008 4:59 AM

Eric, enjoyed hearing your feelings that come out when people tell you to "calm down" and "relax." I feel the same way. It really pisses me off! Am a naturally upbeat, positive, generally energetic guy myself and people are just so insecure they have to control, control, control. Individuals who do that sh*t could care less about your individuality; they are probably jealous that you love life and they don't. Boohoo for them!! You really cheer me up watching your show and make me smile.
Have to look for some of your movies too since I have not seen any of them :) TTFN, Brian
Lynn





Aug 9 2008 5:26 AM

Hope you find the love of your life!
I've enjoyed all your episodes.
Brian





Aug 9 2008 5:40 AM

Just did a review of your "Why Am I Still Single" in my latest blog and hope you will check it out.
B
anno





Aug 9 2008 4:20 AM

although i hatehatehate coming home from nyc, i was happy to see my doorman had a package for me upon my return: the uncorrected galley of i can't believe that i'd ordered before i left! i'm looking forward to reading that and trying to parse out what got tweaked...hoping there is something your editor thought was just going too far! ;)
*~higheyez~*


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Aug 8 2008 10:19 PM

got the book in the mail!! knew i was going to love it when i saw the title of the first chapter.. herpes story is pretty funny too.
i will be finding lil moments all weekend to read, thanks for the company *dink dink*
Brian





Aug 8 2008 9:15 PM

Eric, I just saw an episode where you were were sick, wearing spandex which Em did not like, and were juggling all your friends at a book reading. You remind me of my gay friend whose name is also Brian because you are so funny and have such ENERGY :) I loved your remark in the car about "bedding down with a Midwestern meth whore who was toothless." I rewound it like three times and was in hysterics laughing. Em doesn't smile a lot does she??!! LOL.
Have a great weekend, Brian from Beantown
Circamy!





Aug 6 2008 5:20 PM

Hello!!
I will be that girl and tell you I love your show. I have it moxi'd! You remind me a lot of my ex. So....I'm not sure if I love you or hate you but I'll stick around to find out. Haha.
Hope you're doing well!
Arlene (Culture)





Aug 6 2008 4:26 PM

Hey, thanks for the add! I love all your work, especially the book! And I'm loving the showtime series! Good luck on your quest!
XOXO
Sandra