John Oate's thick, full bodied, moustache. It's my inability to grow facial hair - other than a few whiskers here and there - that drives me to produce music. My naked upper lip has caused an inferiority complex in me that only making music can compensate for.
Sounds Like
An angel farting.
Is anything serious on this page you ask? The music is, but the personal info stuff, nope. I'm just immature like that.
It's been a while since I had a "bio" up so here's a new one, totally not written by me in third person.
Eugene Huang is a human male. He has ten fingers and ten toes. Some say he uses his ten fingers to play the guitar. That statement could not be further from the truth, for it is not he that plays the guitar, but rather the GUITAR that plays him like a damn puppet on a string. Also, for some reason, the guitar only chose to use 9 of his ten fingers as it has not yet found a way to use his right hand pinky in any effective manner. Furthermore, it is a crappy guitar that chose to play him too, so if you ever hear him playing badly, don't blame him, blame the guitar.
Regarding his ten toes, some say he uses them for walking and to keep his balance. This is true. Sometimes, he'll pick the funk out from under his toenails and shove it under his dog's nose. The dog usually is not bothered by the smell....but this is neither here nor there....
Since he is played by the guitar, he writes songs in an effort to make the guitar play notes that he wants it to play, rather than it being the other way around. If left to it's own devices, the guitar will make him play smooth jazz & Eugene neither likes or wants to play smooth jazz.
Some say his songs originate from his brain and some who have been touched by his ballads say it's his heart. These are both incorrect. Eugene's songs originate from his appendix. Most people say the appendix is a useless organ in the human body...well, it isn't for Eugene.
There you have it. My new bio for 2008.
All right, here's some serious info about me:
- Winner of KMRB AM1430's Battle of the Bands contest in 2005. Took top honor of "Best Band" and "Best Guitarist" award out of 10 competing bands
- Two-time Winner of Song Of The Year Award for his original songs, "The Last Time" (2004) and "Radio Star" (2007)
- New Album out soon!
New YouTube vid I posted! Check it out! =D
Radio Star Fan Video! AWESOME!!
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BELONG:
Me performing with
Ian Robbins - Bass/Backing Vox:
Jesse Berent - Guitar/Backing Vox:
Ryan Brown - Drums
hey Eugene! hows everything?? i'm really looking forward to your album man. you gotta keep us updated on your great music! i'd like to listen to your songs over spring and summer vacation
I haven't talked to you for sooo long! How is everything? I have been converted to a Facebook person =o and plus, I'm in college now! yay! I still love your music! =)
it's something i'm going for in college but it's a bit scary to be in the entertainment business cus it's so unstable...
sadly i can't make it to your performance :( a close friend of mine is commming back from Korea and idk if he'll be willing to go to a concert after his flight anyway good luck on the show and next time for sure!!
Hey Eugene it was great seeing you at the Chinatown New Year's Festival. You were awesome :) I wish I had a car so I could've gone to Garden Grove. I'm sure it was great!! And I'm going to get to work on my book no more slacking off! Thanks for the encouragement
heyhey eugene hows everything? i hope the holidays have been treating you well also i hope you can support the new video i made myself the link is http://www. youtube. com/view_play_list?p=01A413EF7BE291DA&playnext=1 hmmmm btw the whole thing is in chinese but im sure you'll be able to understand it :) anyways merry late xmas and happy early new year
Haha, no no. I, for sure, want a tattoo but I need to excel in my artistic skill first since I'm planning to draw my own :D Oh yeah! And when I get around to drawing, I'll draw something for you! Haha!
Hope you and the family is doing great up there! Did you go to Black Friday??
Hey Eugene! I like the 80's style album cover pic. IS this going to be ur album cover?? looks cool to me! I like your fans vid too that was classic. Sorry it's been so long :( A lot's been going on. At the moment I'm making Christmas presents for my family because I'm too broke to buy any. I mostly because I spent a lot on my vacation (I took a train across the country, which was awesome). And I'm going to Hawaii for Thanksgiving to visit my bro and family. So, how are you? What's new??
hahahahaha wow i can't belive they actually uploaded the video..... i'm glad you like it and i'm flattered that you put it on your page :) i use a program call freecorder which allows you to record w/e that's playing on interent explorer anyways i look forward to your album hopefully i'll be producing your music video one day
Hi Eugene, I hope all is well. Just stopping in for a visit and to say hello. It’s hard to believe it’s the last weekend of summer. I don’t know about you, but as much as I’m going to miss it, I’m actually looking forward to the coming months. All the beautiful colors of fall will certainly be a welcoming change of scenery and inspire much. Have a beautiful weekend. Until next time… I hope you will gain more fans and be surrounded by great friends.
Tima :)
p.s., You guys sound so amazing live. Great performances!!!
