As you can see, they've finally begun to show up on film... and they're taking to their instruments quite well... these 'uns look like they'll last a while... their limbs are still pretty much intact... deathflesh sometimes don't work so good or last so long... ya takes yer chances when ya plunge the spade into the grave... but daaaamn it feels, sounds, smells so good, doesn't it? That thick satisfying ''ssssssshhhhthungmppth"... mmmmmmmmmm... and the acrid yet nutty, nay, fetid aroma of the freshly revealed grave with its torn bits of rotting flesh so violently yet eagerly examined in search of the perfect death rattle to underscore the second cumming of the Pile... yup! These 'uns are good 'uns! Ya kin tell by the stank!!!
Here's some video of the old dead lineup, and some PileFan submissions:
First gig in Europe at the Hamburg Ballroom in Hamburg, Germany for Kutten4Ever Fest!!!!!!
Backstage at The Asgard Pub with Delirium Tremens in Anaberg-Buchholz, Germany
Johnny Deathrasher's sickly video for 'When I Saw Yer Face'!
Proxy n' Kicks and their fiendish friends, fortified with the Power-Of-Pile!!!
Well, looky here... a FAN film from Pile-Pix, by Storm Crossover!!!
Nice work ya freek!!!
Influences
Every dark and driving piece of music that came before us, from Iggy, the MC5 and Alice Cooper right on up to early Venom and Slayer, and then there's all those NWOBHM bands, and THEN some! Anyone remember The Mentors... anyone? Dick Manitoba? Pope on a Rope? S.O.D.? The Tubes? Clockwork Orange? Cheese in a sausage casing that you'd squeeze out of a hole on the side? Camaro's? Smoking your face off? And that's just the influences on our weiners!!!
As a band, WE're influenced by; rotting meat, severed limbs, vagina, dripping ocular fluid, muscle-cars, distended colons, hockey-fights, any form of cancer, rampant social injustice, rainbow-colored baloney, blind-eyed disregard for gravity, infections in strange places, abject poverty, mangled face-flesh, governmental regulations, municipal regulations, clubhouse regulations, social propriety regulations, 'don't-touch-me-there' regulations, criminal law regulations... If it's right, we'll wrong it... if it's warm, we'll eat it... if it's nice, we'll trash it... if it's wet, we'll drink it... If it's METAL, WE'LL SERVE IT!!!!
Ol'Piley's friend here sez you should support
Sounds Like
An army of garbage trucks filled with screaming Flying V's and Marshalls, hurtling full-bore over a rusty razor-edged steel cliff into a toxic waste-dump, whereupon they are pummeled by a baker's dozen of 300ton piledrivers, while all the dying truck drivers moan and scream in excruciating pain... with Pile sickly cackling ALL the way!!!
NEWS ON THE Metal Manifesto ALBUM!!!
Northern Storm Records boldly announces that all orders have been shipped!!!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT????
NSR SAYS IT'S TRUE!!!
>If you've ordered and haven't received it, please contact Rob Cranny at Northern Storm Records at rabaflab_inc@hotmail.com, or better yet, get in his ear at 905-580-9054 in North America, since we've done our parts as the creators/producers... he's the label, it's in his hands now. PLEASE KNOW THAT WE THE BAND CANNOT HELP WITH YOUR LOST ORDERS, ONLY ROB CRANNY CAN... rabaflab_inc@hotmail.com or 905-580-9054 in North America.
rabaflab_inc@hotmail.com
Northern Storm's Website Found Here is apparently back online, and TAKING ORDERS! Rob Cranny ASSURES me he is working to honor ALL ORDERS already placed, and if you haven't gotten it yet, PLEASE CONTACT HIM AT THE ADDY AND NUMBER LISTED ABOVE!!!HE IS THE ONLY MAN THAT CAN HELP YOU TRACK DOWN YOUR SHIPMENT
Ok... now... back to blowin' my Exalted Horn . . .
PILEDRIVER...
the very name implies loud, obnoxious, pounding metallic rhythm. And that is exactly what Old School Thrash metal artist The Exalted Piledriver delivers!
In late 1984, Piledriver's 'Metal Inquisition' album infested itself across an unsuspecting planet, surreptitiously setting the bar higher for obnoxious metalheads with a penchant for outraging parents and weaker souls around them, while influencing a whole new generation of metal-addled musicians. Darling-bastard-child of the nascent underground speed and thrash metal scenes, Piledriver shocked and awed with songs like 'Sex With Satan', 'Sodomize The Dead', 'Alien Rape', 'Witch Hunt' and 'Human Sacrifice' , while remaining a leather-veiled mystery of a man not seen since Alice Cooper's heyday, and not seen again until Marilyn Manson and Slipknot's rise. Garnering rave reviews and brisk sales (reportedly nearly 500,000 copies to date), Piledriver's Metal Inquisition became a respected and celebrated oeuvre-of-awful, even being voted by many critics as one of 1984's Best Metal Albums.
While fans clamored for any tidbit of info on the band, the Piledriver camp remained mysteriously elusive. Occasionally, Piledriver's highly entertaining, twisted and humorous radio and magazine interviews fanned the fan-flames. Piledriver's second slab of vinyl 'Stay Ugly' slammed forth in 1986, a progression of aggression, with a trashier-thrashier sound. Songs like 'Metal Death Racer', Lord Of Abominations, 'Flowers of Evil' and 'The Executioner' maintained the sick level of humor, and fans were thrilled. Then... He disappeared...
Two decades have passed since... during which we have been given compact discs, dvd's, aerosol cheese, rising violent crime, and most significantly, the internet. As the internet grew and became useful, Piledriver 's putrefaction was to be found in dank, dark nodes all over the web. In the chat rooms, in the review sites, in the blogs and in all the best-of lists, the legend of Piledriver grew and grew, demonstrating his undiminished evil appeal and amply proving that his audience was still there. The deafening years of silence have only served to fuel their craving for more Piledriver!
Watching from the sidelines, The Piledriver himself agreed that the fans should have a fresh gutfull of Pile-meat to devour, and most important of all,
LIVE SHOWS to serve it up to them, along with all the classicks from his past... So He searched the oldest, darkest cemetaries, and dug up the finest vampire zombie metal-heads (and what was left of their bodies) that he could find; grinning necromorph Glace Frothfritter rattling his bones on drums, soulless vampire Kinky Pork Cream decomposing all over his guitar, with El Lobo El Fsnort offensively rounding out this mob of musical death. Check out TONS of pictures of Pile's pack of undead metal miscreants HERE!!!>
Eventually the demos for Piledriver's 'Metal Manifesto' were recorded. There was a certain musical evil in the Exalted One's voice that could not be denied, as undeniable as the twisted hooks, virtuosic solos and the sheer pounding musicality of their writing; Old School Meets Modern unlike in any other band! The demos showcased the inextinguishable fire that still burns within this angered artist. The band eventually set their sights on veteran producer Neal Kernon (Nevermore/Queensryche/Cannibal Corpse) in Chicago to channel Piledriver's putrescent power and malignant majesty into mere mortal confines with his knob-twiddling dexterity and years of ear-splitting experience. He is still resting from the Herculean efforts required! So... strap in and prepare yourself for an aural injection of fresh old metal from the Exalted One... LOUD AND LEWD of course... Become an integral part of the timely return of a true metal original, The Exalted Piledriver, as you learn to live by the METAL MANIFESTO!
PILEPODCASTS
are now available at the iTunes store!!!
Go Get 'Em!!! They're AWEsome!!!
...and... since I'm still having trouble wrapping my head around the xml required for iTunes... You can check out PilePodcasts 3 thru 5 HERE!!!
Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!
Check out WWW.SOFA-Q.COM , the band's official website. If you want booking or other information contact them at piledriver@sympatico.ca
METAL MANIFESTO
SOON TO BE RE-ISSUED ON A PROPER LABEL... details tba soon!
Check out Ol'Piley chowin' down on his Gibson Les Paul BFG at the GIBSON guitars website... what a GLUTTON!!!
And check out the suuhweet slideshow that metal-addled freek Havocsaddler done did for Chaos from Stay Ugly... (ackshully, my favorite part of it all is the megawhavelling audio distortion at the beginning... pooooowermad!!!!)
Freekul8r, my metal-addled minions of the Global Metal Inquisition, devoted lackeys, all!!!!!
All my blood!
Ol'Piley
Brothers and sisters... NEW SESTA MARCONI ALBUM IS OUT! "Where the devil dances" DOOM'N'ROLL VOODOO STYLE FROM ITALY! 7 Tracks for 55 minutes of doom, fun, spirituality, obscenity, lust, love and rage. Check the new songs on our space! REVOLUTION RESISTS... It's time to make your choice! Order your copy! sestamarconi@gmail.com www.myspace.com/metalonmetalrecords www.metalonmetalrecords.com
I found a used copy of Metal Inquisition when I was 15 and was hooked and jamming it hardcore when everyone else was jammin gay shit like korn. But it had 2 songs in place of Sodomize the Dead and Sex With Satan, They were called Lust and Twister. Why is that??????????????????????????????????
Oh exhaulted one how are thee ? Have you moved from our lovely province? The pic is at Phase One where we mixed and mastered Responder. Cheers me ol friend
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