Myspace was in chaos. The bulletin board was ruled by the powers of evil and ignorance, and if you didn't repost this bulletin in 10 secondz u will get nueterd by a c4t. Then one day a man appeared to stop this injustice. With his mighty fish hat, and sharp wit, he vowed to fight off the evil plaguing the bulletin board. The people of myspace rejoiced, and Fish Head began his war on stupid bulletins...
He started with simple repostings of the bulletins, with the addition of wit, sarcasm, and cynicism in the form of a commentary, which soon came to be known as Fish Head's Commentary. But alas, the foe was only wounded, ignorant bulletins were still abound, and it seemed that Fish Head's goal would never be realized. Until one day...
At a local yard sale, Fish Head stumbled upon a strange item. it resembled what was referred to in ancient texts as a "microphone" however, this object appeared to interface with computers. Intrigued, Fish Head took it home. Upon plugging it into his computer, he was overjoyed to find that this wondrous object could broadcast his voice into the computer. Fish Head realized this was the weapon he needed to vanquish the evil chain bulletins.
And so we come to now, where Fish Head has used his "microphone" to broadcast his commentaries in a way that could be heard, instead of needing to be read. Myspace stands in awe as Fish Head continues his battle.
And now for a nifty PayPal button (you can use it with your credit cards ;))
Or, should you prefer mail (do to lack of credit card) you can send any checks or money orders to:
Fish Head
2512 West Nob Hill Boulevard
Suite A
Yakima, WA
98902
Please make the check or money order out to:
Maxon Foster-McAlpine
I will accept cash, however, it is very risky to send money through the mail. Your choice.
When you buy an accredidation, I need you to give me the following information:
The name you want to be accredited with
Your website (It can be a myspace or any other website you own.)
Your Myspace (If you have one)
By paying $5, you will have
An accredidation (thank you) in the next Fish Head Commentary
Access to exclusive material (scripts and other such goodies)
been moved to the number 2 spot on my friends list (note, as more people give me $5, your spot on the list will slowly go down until you have been knocked off) This feature may not be always offered*
So far, the commentaries have made a total of $91, what part did you play in that?
Your music thingy doesn't work and it's really making me super fricking angry! I've listened to your new commentary 8 times now... and yet never gotten past you reading the commentary because it spontaneously shuts off.
