Flip in Hollywood, FL. w/Jamie Kennedy July 10-11!'s Comedian Bio
Bio
Website
FlipSchultz.com
Influences
Robin Williams, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ernie Kovacs, Andy Kaufman, Jim Carrey, Steve Martin, Howie Mandel, Robert Schimmel....oh yeah, my family, seen here:
Anything 80s, Billy Joel, Radiohead, James Blunt, Jeff Buckley, G. Love, most Broadway musicals, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Elton John, Jewel, Ben Folds, Aimee Mann, Jon Brion, Jack Johnson, Hard 'N' Phirm, Dragon Boy Suede, Danny Elfman, Eminem.... damn, the list goes on and on.
Again, like the music, too much to mention, but here's a few:
Airplane, Man on the Moon, Magnolia, UHF, The Big Lebowski, Arthur, Grease 2, 40 Year Old Virgin, Phantom of the Paradise, The Bourne Identity/Supremecy, All Naked Guns, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight.... again, too many to mention.
Television
Lost, Invasion, Family Guy, Car 54...Where Are You?, Carol Burnett, The Simpsons, any 80s cartoon
Books
Wicked, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Angela's Ashes, Enter the Funhouse, The Joker is Wild.
Heroes
Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Andy Kaufman, Milton Berle, Sid Ceaser, Flip Wilson, Bill Cosby, Robert Schimmel, Marc Maron, Hard ’N’ Phirm, Superman, Popeye, Scott Baio (in ’Zapped’)
Oh man, one of these "about me" things, huh? Well, alright, here goes. I'm a comedian and I live in LA (that's Los Angeles, not Louisiana). I like it well enough. I tend not to buy into the bullshit around here, but every so often I slip into the quagmire of crappily-do-da that is LA. I'm not into the club scene really, I prefer a quiet bar or coffee shop to hang out.
Who I'd like to meet:
Hmm....who would I like to meet? I guess I'd like to meet people who like to laugh and who have a sick sense of humor. It's refreshing to meet people who don't give a s**t. Are you that kind of person? Then let's hang out...cool?
Hey hey it's been awhile... Maybe it hasn't? I'm not sure I've been a little busy the last few weeks but I hope it hasn't been too long! Coming to show you some love on your space in cyberspace and I hope you'll do the same! Peace and chicken grease my friend hope to talk to you soon.
When you have facial hair it creeps me out. Still love ya though. Btw, your girlfriend is hot...Just so you know, I'm not saying that in a "hey, we should have a threesome" kind-of way. I mean it in a "wow, I always pictured you with a fat girl, so way to go" kind-of way. Great work, my friend, she's a keeper...and I don't mean keeper like, "store her body in the basement like the last one" kind-of way. I'm stopping now, because myspace comments can sometimes be misinterpreted.
YOO! BLUR THE GHOST, THE ONE WITH THE SICK APROACH. STOPPING BY TO SAY HI AND SEE WHATS NEW ON YOU'RE SITE. LOOKEN GOOD AS I NEW IT WOULD. IM THE WIERDEST, HERE THIS, RAPPER SO CLEARNESS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, SO I CAN LURK, IN THE MURK, OF YOURE WEB UNIVERSE, TO DROP WORDS BERSERK, AS BLUR TRIES TO CAUSE A STIR. PEACE AND PROSPERITY MY FRIEND.
I can't believe they actualy let u fire live weppons hope you enjoyed your short tour I deploy in january hope to see you before I leave and Ravid said whats up. Keep up the funny stuff..
FYI: I might not be able to reply to messages and commentrs next week. I'll be out of town, and then some, so don't view that as a slight, my myspace friend. Have a great week =)
It takes less than one full minute to endorse the legalization of weed. Listen up, this is the number for the Marijuan Legalization Endorsement Line.
973-409-3274
I myself have called the number. It's fucking simple. You call, listen top the 30 second recorded message, then hit the # key. DONE. If they can get 1,000,000 people to do this, they are compiling the list and presenting it to Obama.
Think of how many have died, or been hospitalized because of weed. You can't because the number is zero. It is less harmful than cigarettes and alcohol. Those are legal. Non-smokers, think of your friends that smoke weed. Do they hurt anything? No, chances are, they are peaceful, fun, loving, giggly, and sometimes quiet. Oh and they maybe eat junk food.
Billions of dollars are spent arresting, busting, and imprisoning people who smoke a little bit of weed now and again. Yet they have stores selling destructive substances like liquor. If it is legalized, there will more room in prisons for REAL criminals, like rapists, and child molesters. And the money that was spent fighting marijuana, combined with basic weed taxation, as they have on cigarettes and alcohol, will add up to billions saved per year. If that isn't helping the economy, I don't know what is.
Un saludo muy cordial desde Bruselas! Un buongiorno molto cordiale da Bruxelles! Un cordial bonjour depuis Bruxelles! A very warm greeting from Brussels!
