Dean Carlson
Stand-Up
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I never sleep.
Male
23 years old
Chicago, ILLINOIS
United States
Last Login: 7/5/2009
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Dean Carlson's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | It wasn’t until late March ’06 that Dean even considered doing stand-up comedy (and not just dream about it). He was encouraged by his friend, stand-up comedian Jeff Hansen, to come out to the New Faces Comedy Showcase at Kitty Moon (April 7th, 2006) and give stand-up comedy a try. Dean did just that and brought down the house, he’s been addicted ever since. While stand-up is now Dean’s primary focus he still thinks about his humble beginnings as the mastermind behind his former sketch/improv group Tortilla Moustache. | | Website | deancarlsoncomedy.com | | Influences | That weird 5 minutes before I go to bed every night. | | TV Shows | They've all fallen through... except I was on Comcast On-Demand. | | Albums | Mediocre Debut Effort:
Mediocre Debut Effort is a collection of Dean Carlson’s stand-up, shorts, and a special appearance from 90’s Nostalgia Comic Chaz Worthy.
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Total Scumbag:
Dean Carlson performs his best 30 minutes of stand-up to a sold out crowd! Non stop laughs. Shot entirely in HD with 7 cameras! Loaded with extra content - all in HD! DVD comes fully packaged and sealed. |
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Dean Carlson's Interests
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| General | Gatorade and cigarettes... and nostalgia.
| | Music | Bright Eyes
Brian Eno
The Cure
The Faint
At The Drive-In
The Mars Volta
Beep Beep
Samael
Why?
Dimmu Borgir
Deadsy
Of Montreal
Peter Frampton
| | Movies | Donnie Darko, You and Me and Everyone We Know, The Believer, Pan's Labyrinth, Hannah Takes the Stairs, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, The Aristocrats, Clerks, Mallrats, Trainspotting, Rounders, The Anarchist's Cookbook, Super Size Me, Bowling for Columbine, HEAVYWEIGHTS, Saving Silverman, Office Space, Robocop, ET, Back to the Future 1 and 2, Super Troopers, High Fidelity, American History X. | | Television | The Ultimate Fighter, Wonder Showzen, Dog Bites Man, The Upright Citizens Bridgade, Mr. Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Venture Brothers, Kids in the Hall, SNL, Heat Vision and Jack (the best show that never made it past the pilot episode), Tenacious D, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Insomniac. | | Books |
"The Alphabet of Manliness"
by Maddox
"The Kobester"
by Benjamin Moore
"REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book"
by Robert Hamburger
"America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction"
by Jon Stewart and the Daily Show writers
",said the shotgun to the head"
by Saul Williams
"The Culture of Fear"
by Barry Glassner
"Reefer Madness" and "Fast Food Nation"
by Eric Schlosser | | Heroes | Hounds that gorge on Flavor Ice!! |
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The Starving Comedians Outlet, Ultimate Fighting Championship, Cary Grove Comedy Club, The Chuck Roth Crescendos, Under Pressure Improv
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Dean Carlson's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Comedian |
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About me:
Check out The Dean Carlson Collection... featuring merchandise created by me.
I love arbitrarely screaming in fast food restaurants. I enjoy smoking cigarettes while wearing long underwear and standing on porches. Sometimes ya just gotta slap your mouth with a sandwich and thank it later. I frequently have ridiculous facial hair and stupid haircuts. I advertise H.R. Giger and Salvador Dali artwork on my body in ink form. My drink of choice is 20 beers. Fresca, pretty good soda. I like falling asleep in every type of social setting, garnering concern from friends about my health. Walrus teeth, WAY too big. I hate calendars but always need one.
Bother me on AIM...
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PRESS/REVIEWS:
New City Chicago 7/15/08
The Bastion 1/15/08
The Bastion 8/28/07
The Bastion 7/26/07
Northern Star 4/9/07
The Bastion 3/19/07
Northwest Herald 7/15/05
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