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Dean Carlson
Cabaret
"I never sleep."

Male
22 years old
Chicago, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 5/15/2008
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   Dean Carlson's Comedian Bio
BioIt wasn’t until late March ’06 that Dean even considered doing stand-up comedy (and not just dream about it). He was encouraged by his friend, stand-up comedian Jeff Hansen, to come out to the New Faces Comedy Showcase at Kitty Moon (April 7th, 2006) and give stand-up comedy a try. Dean did just that and brought down the house, he’s been addicted ever since. While stand-up is now Dean’s primary focus he still thinks about his humble beginnings as the mastermind behind his former sketch/improv group Tortilla Moustache.
Websitedeancarlsoncomedy.com
InfluencesThat weird 5 minutes before I go to bed every night.
TV ShowsHere’s the teaser for a new reality TV series that I’m in:
AlbumsMediocre Debut Effort: Mediocre Debut Effort is a collection of Dean Carlson's stand-up, shorts, and a special appearance from 90’s Nostalgia Comic Chaz Worthy.

    Dean Carlson's Interests
GeneralGatorade and cigarettes... and nostalgia.
MusicBright Eyes
Brian Eno
The Cure
The Faint
At The Drive-In
The Mars Volta
Beep Beep
Samael
Why?
Dimmu Borgir
Deadsy
Of Montreal
Peter Frampton



MoviesDonnie Darko, You and Me and Everyone We Know, The Believer, Pan's Labyrinth, Hannah Takes the Stairs, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, The Aristocrats, Clerks, Mallrats, Trainspotting, Rounders, The Anarchist's Cookbook, Super Size Me, Bowling for Columbine, HEAVYWEIGHTS, Saving Silverman, Office Space, Robocop, ET, Back to the Future 1 and 2, Super Troopers, High Fidelity, American History X.

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TelevisionThe Ultimate Fighter, Wonder Showzen, Dog Bites Man, The Upright Citizens Bridgade, Mr. Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Venture Brothers, Kids in the Hall, SNL, Heat Vision and Jack (the best show that never made it past the pilot episode), Tenacious D, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Insomniac.
Books
"The Alphabet of Manliness"
by Maddox
"The Kobester"
by Benjamin Moore
"REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book"
by Robert Hamburger
"America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction"
by Jon Stewart and the Daily Show writers
",said the shotgun to the head"
by Saul Williams
"The Culture of Fear"
by Barry Glassner
"Reefer Madness" and "Fast Food Nation"
by Eric Schlosser
HeroesHounds that gorge on Flavor Ice!!
Groups: The Starving Comedians OutletUltimate Fighting ChampionshipCary Grove Comedy ClubThe Chuck Roth CrescendosUnder Pressure Improv

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     Dean Carlson's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian

   Dean Carlson's Schools
Columbia College Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Theater
 

2006 to Present
Mchenry County College
Crystal Lake,Illinois
Graduated: 2006
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Political Science
 

2004 to 2006
Cary-Grove Community High School
Cary,Illinois
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Comedy Club, the only club that ever mattered.
 

2000 to 2004


Dean Carlson's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 2951 Plays Today: 4
Dean Destroys an Emo Band
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The 2008 Comedy House Comedy Awards
The 2008 Comedy House Comedy Awards rating
Dean Carlson- Gift Cards
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Meth Ad
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Pocket Slot
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Action News- Episode 1: Batman Exclusive
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Semi-Charmed Life Cover
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Red Bar Radio-Totally Emo
Red Bar Radio-Totally Emo rating
Dean Carlson @ The Lincoln Lodge
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Thanksgiving Fun with The Carlsons
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Dean Carlson's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

About Stroke (Brain Attack): Yet Another Unconventional Information Booklet  (view more)

Get the Facts About TB -- And breathe easier: Another Unconventional Information Booklet  (view more)

My body's ready to throw in the towel...  (view more)

Living Well With Asthma: An Unconventional Informational Booklet  (view more)

The Obscure Photos: Volume 2-The Friends  (view more)

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   Dean Carlson's Blurbs
About me:
Check out The Dean Carlson Collection... featuring merchandise created by me.

I love arbitrarely screaming in fast food restaurants. I enjoy smoking cigarettes while wearing long underwear and standing on porches. Sometimes ya just gotta slap your mouth with a sandwich and thank it later. I frequently have ridiculous facial hair and stupid haircuts. I advertise H.R. Giger and Salvador Dali artwork on my body in ink form. My drink of choice is 20 beers. Fresca, pretty good soda. I like falling asleep in every type of social setting, garnering concern from friends about my health. Walrus teeth, WAY too big. I hate calendars but always need one.

Bother me on AIM...
ForceFeedGrandpa



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PRESS/REVIEWS:
The Bastion 7/26/07
Northern Star 4/9/07
The Bastion 3/19/07
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Ricardo L.





May 9 2008 4:56 PM

Deno! I just wanted to say that you are appreciated. I know Mike has a weird way of showing it, but I know he feels the same way.
D o L L y





May 8 2008 9:47 PM

I hope your show tonight is fabulous!!
DEAN your so funny! FUCK. THAT's a great cover!! YOUR GAY?!?! well Shit. I never knew and I would support you all the same!!!
Keep on keepin on mon.
I was in bed all night sick ( sad)
But congrats on a show.
ROCK.
Tony Sam





May 8 2008 6:16 PM

I just saw your profile picture and spit out my sprite.

You funny face.

hope you are well.
Justin Jackson





May 1 2008 8:18 AM

for my friend Karthik.

Hey are you coming tomorrow to columbia for this filming? hodge called you last night i think. we have to be there at noon tomorrow to read scripts.
Justin Jackson





Apr 28 2008 8:26 AM

hey do you wanna do a roast with daryl and I may 16th?
The Edge Comedy Club @ CCPA





Apr 27 2008 4:00 AM

We saw a guy that looked just like you at a gas station in Mazon IL today. I wanted to tell him he was very Dean Carlsony, but I'm 100% certain he would have just punched me in the neck.
Matt





Apr 22 2008 12:12 PM

What's up buddy? How's the funny business goin'?
Psycophrinic





Apr 22 2008 12:09 PM

dude you need a wrestler pic. with that go-t...
~Leila~





Apr 16 2008 7:52 PM

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Justin Jackson





Apr 9 2008 2:33 PM

Dean, we are doing adventure club on fridays at midnight for 6 weeks at the playground again. let me know when you can come do a set or just hang out in general....long time no see man. talk to you soon.
E.M. Bailey





Apr 8 2008 8:40 PM

Dean-
I sent you some meals on wheels. Get yoself some carbonara.
-coloradopete
blake!





Apr 8 2008 11:04 AM

Dean, I love you! ha
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Mar 31 2008 11:07 AM

Hey Dean how have you been? PS I cant find your profile pic in your pic folders...where is it? I want to seeee. BYE.
Andrew





Mar 22 2008 5:50 PM

Thanks for the add dude. Stay funny.
Cranky Ricky





Mar 19 2008 1:14 PM

Happy Birthday
Justin Jackson





Mar 19 2008 1:00 PM

happy birthday. Dean destroys an emo band was entertaining. have a good bday man.
Matt Biondo





Mar 19 2008 4:39 AM

happy birthday!
Lady Di





Mar 19 2008 1:16 AM

Happy Birthday again slobadon...in case you missed it on the forum
JOE!!!!!





Mar 18 2008 11:11 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAN! :-)
Neil Diamond Phillips





Mar 18 2008 10:45 PM

Happy Birthday from Neil Diamond Phillips!
Sean