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Dean Carlson
Stand-Up
Dean Carlson I never sleep.

Male
23 years old
Chicago, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 11/12/2009
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   Dean Carlson's Comedian Bio
BioIt wasn’t until late March ’06 that Dean even considered doing stand-up comedy (and not just dream about it). He was encouraged by his friend, stand-up comedian Jeff Hansen, to come out to the New Faces Comedy Showcase at Kitty Moon (April 7th, 2006) and give stand-up comedy a try. Dean did just that and brought down the house, he’s been addicted ever since. While stand-up is now Dean’s primary focus he still thinks about his humble beginnings as the mastermind behind his former sketch/improv group Tortilla Moustache.
Websitedeancarlsoncomedy.com
InfluencesThat weird 5 minutes before I go to bed every night.
TV ShowsThey've all fallen through... except I was on Comcast On-Demand.
AlbumsMediocre Debut Effort: Mediocre Debut Effort is a collection of Dean Carlson’s stand-up, shorts, and a special appearance from 90’s Nostalgia Comic Chaz Worthy.
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Total Scumbag: Dean Carlson performs his best 30 minutes of stand-up to a sold out crowd! Non stop laughs. Shot entirely in HD with 7 cameras! Loaded with extra content - all in HD! DVD comes fully packaged and sealed.

    Dean Carlson's Interests
GeneralGatorade and cigarettes... and nostalgia.

MusicBright Eyes
Brian Eno
The Cure
The Faint
At The Drive-In
The Mars Volta
Beep Beep
Samael
Why?
Dimmu Borgir
Deadsy
Of Montreal
Peter Frampton



MoviesDonnie Darko, You and Me and Everyone We Know, The Believer, Pan's Labyrinth, Hannah Takes the Stairs, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, The Aristocrats, Clerks, Mallrats, Trainspotting, Rounders, The Anarchist's Cookbook, Super Size Me, Bowling for Columbine, HEAVYWEIGHTS, Saving Silverman, Office Space, Robocop, ET, Back to the Future 1 and 2, Super Troopers, High Fidelity, American History X.
TelevisionThe Ultimate Fighter, Wonder Showzen, Dog Bites Man, The Upright Citizens Bridgade, Mr. Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Venture Brothers, Kids in the Hall, SNL, Heat Vision and Jack (the best show that never made it past the pilot episode), Tenacious D, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Insomniac.
Books
"The Alphabet of Manliness"
by Maddox
"The Kobester"
by Benjamin Moore
"REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book"
by Robert Hamburger
"America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction"
by Jon Stewart and the Daily Show writers
",said the shotgun to the head"
by Saul Williams
"The Culture of Fear"
by Barry Glassner
"Reefer Madness" and "Fast Food Nation"
by Eric Schlosser
HeroesHounds that gorge on Flavor Ice!!
Groups: The Starving Comedians OutletUltimate Fighting ChampionshipCary Grove Comedy ClubThe Chuck Roth CrescendosUnder Pressure Improv

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     Dean Carlson's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian

   Dean Carlson's Schools
Columbia College Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Theater
 

2006 to Present
Mchenry County College
Crystal Lake,Illinois
Graduated: 2006
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Political Science
 

2004 to 2006
Cary-Grove Community High School
Cary,Illinois
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Comedy Club, the only club that ever mattered.
 

2000 to 2004


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Dean Carlson: Total Scumbag (Trailer)
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Dean Carlson/Joe Kilgallon DVD Shoot Promo
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Super Cool Dudes- Hey Ya
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Super Cool Dudes- Remix To Ignition
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2XL
2XL rating
Dean Destroys an Emo Band
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The 2008 Comedy House Comedy Awards
The 2008 Comedy House Comedy Awards rating
Action News- Episode 1: Batman Exclusive
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Pocket Slot
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Meth Ad
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   Dean Carlson's Blurbs
About me:
Check out The Dean Carlson Collection... featuring merchandise created by me.

I love arbitrarely screaming in fast food restaurants. I enjoy smoking cigarettes while wearing long underwear and standing on porches. Sometimes ya just gotta slap your mouth with a sandwich and thank it later. I frequently have ridiculous facial hair and stupid haircuts. I advertise H.R. Giger and Salvador Dali artwork on my body in ink form. My drink of choice is 20 beers. Fresca, pretty good soda. I like falling asleep in every type of social setting, garnering concern from friends about my health. Walrus teeth, WAY too big. I hate calendars but always need one.

Bother me on AIM...
ForceFeedGrandpa


PRESS/REVIEWS:
New City Chicago 7/15/08
The Bastion 1/15/08
The Bastion 8/28/07
The Bastion 7/26/07
Northern Star 4/9/07
The Bastion 3/19/07
Northwest Herald 7/15/05
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Aug 1 2009 9:05 PM

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Jul 15 2009 8:22 PM

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laura martin



Jul 5 2009 11:14 PM

get your phone turned on. i don't have a string with cans big enough to reach you.
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The Rikters

The Rikters



Jun 9 2009 2:13 PM


*Nicole*

*Nicole*



May 30 2009 12:13 AM

Not very many people I meet know who Deadsy is. So that means you are super cool!!!
Sage at it's finest.

Sajin Alcid



Apr 13 2009 12:37 AM

Zombie Jesus Pictures, Images and Photos
Lady Di

Lady Di



Mar 20 2009 6:47 AM

happy belated to one of my favorite scumbags :)
RooftopComedy.com

RooftopComedy.com



Mar 19 2009 4:38 PM



Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
Billy

Billy Richards



Mar 19 2009 12:08 AM

Happy Birthday!!!
Matt Mills and the Wandering Past

Matt Mills and the Wandering Past



Mar 15 2009 9:22 PM

hey, thanks for the add..

hope you like the music..
Mr. Rork

Leon Roque



Mar 4 2009 12:39 AM

Dude, pre-ordered the DVD. Gonna be sick. From one scumbag to another, keep on keepin on.
3!LL @ Bohemian Zen

William Dean Blankenship Jr.



Feb 9 2009 6:11 PM

Ooohooh, I wanna be a total scumbag too!
Oh, and I'll be getting the new DVD from the way it's been talked up.
Joe Kilgallon

Joe Kilgallon



Feb 6 2009 3:09 AM

blake

Blake Higdon



Jan 21 2009 5:57 PM

I never paid attention to how good your taste in music was, Mr. Carlson. ATDI for life sir, can't wait until tonights show or Total Scumbag.
victor marinier

victor marinier



Dec 14 2008 9:49 PM

Did I get a package from my work insurance at your place? Let me know if I did, thanks
The Brunette Honey

The Brunette Honey



Dec 14 2008 2:59 AM

Hey hun dont know what you doing for new years but hogs and honeys has an awsome drink package for 35$ its crazy check it out and tell your friends if you want go to hogsandhoney. com and order them plus use my discount code VAL09 to be put on my vip guest list and if your telling your friends make sure they use the code also so your all on my list :)!!!
John from Wisconsin

John Lemke



Dec 9 2008 9:46 PM

I'm glad I was able to get a clearer picture of Friday night's events. I will take you up on that drink offer.
John from Wisconsin

John Lemke



Dec 7 2008 1:29 AM

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victor marinier

victor marinier



Nov 26 2008 7:24 PM

Done and Done....You 1st!
Elephant Gun

Elephant Gun



Nov 22 2008 8:20 AM

For certain Dean, for I remember you being a nice little kid when I was a bigger little kid, and now you have facial hair. Shit dawg...oh yeah, and we've always wanted a comedian to open for us...

-Jared
my/shred

my/shred



Nov 6 2008 11:43 PM

It was hilarious to meet you last week, and then again via the interweb. Also, there is a gallery opening on Friday 11/7. Let me know if your down. Hope to see you soon.
:o) [sideways smiley face]
Jessica

Jessica Pohlner



Aug 29 2008 8:09 PM

I like you Dean Carlson.
Bradley

Bradley



Aug 29 2008 1:39 AM

Hey, sorry I couldn't hang out with you again after our rousing game of Halo 3. Let me know when you guys are playing again and I might try to meet up with you guys online.
(MPG) Jarrett. [D][R][P][C]

(MPG) Jarrett. [D][R][P][C]



Aug 12 2008 9:02 PM

I fucking love Dean Carlson.

Comedy wise, AND as a Co-Host.

Thanks for being born.


-Jarrett
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