Josh
Josh Smith
Josh Smith I just retired my favorite pants!

Male
27 years old
Scaggsville, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 12/15/2009
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    Josh's Interests
GeneralMusic, Poker, An Alcohol, An Fhomhair, Trees, Fantasy Sports, The Pittsburgh Steelers, The Boston Red Sox, Karateka, Karate, Karaoke, Not Talking On The Phone But Texting And Emailing Instead
Music...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead..., The Advantage, Alice In Chains, Amon Amarth, The Appleseed Cast, As I Lay Dying, At The Drive-In, The Avalanches, Beck, Beloved, Bjork, Botch, Burning Airlines, The Cardigans, The Channels, Jerry Chang, Circle Takes The Square, John Coltrane, Converge, Cursive, Death Cab For Cutie, Deftones, Dismemberment Plan, Dntel, DJ Funk, Eddy Grant, The Eels, Elastica, Engine Down, Explosions In The Sky, Failure, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Girls Against Boys, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Kay Hanley, Jimi Hendrix, Billie Holiday, Hopesfall, Horse The Band, Hum, The Jackson Five, Jawbox, Eric Johnson, Juno, King Missile, Lake Trout, Letters To Cleo, Life And Times, Live, The Mars Volta, Mass Movement of the Moth, Massive Attack, Megadeth, Men At Work, Men Without Hats, Metallica, mewithoutYou, Minus The Bear, Mirah, Mogwai, Muse, My Morning Jacket, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Knife, Christopher O'Riley, Orbital, Ozma, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Petra Haden, Portishead, The Postal Service, Radiohead, Red Sparowes, The Refreshments, The Rentals, Rilo Kiley, Salt, Scheer, Secret Chiefs 3, Self, Sharks Keep Moving, Shiner, Sigur Ros, The Smashing Pumpkins, Soul Coughing, Soundgarden, Cat Stevens, Stone Temple Pilots, Swervedriver, That Dog, This Will Destroy You, Toad The Wet Sprocket, Tool, Emiliana Torrini, Transister, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Pre-Green-Album-Weezer
MoviesDonnie Darko, Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, The Big Lebowski, Pumping Iron, American Psycho, They Live, Primer, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II
TelevisionFamily Guy, Beauty and the Geek, That 70's Show, ESPN, Iron Chef, Good Eats, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Simpsons, The War At Home, Sports Night, My So Called Life, Quantum Leap, Sliders, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Roseanne, The Cosby Show, X-Files, Ghostwriter, Pardon The Interruption, Around The Horn, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, 30 Minute Meals, Unwrapped
BooksFantasyland by Sam Walker, Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon, Sphere by Michael Crichton, The Baseball Prospectus, White Noise by Don DeLillo, Dickinson College Alumni Annie Brubaker's English Thesis on Alice In Wonderland/Neuromancer/The Matrix, Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut, The Ishmael Trilogy by Daniel Quinn, The GOD Delusion by Richard Dawkins
HeroesMark Cuban, Curt Schilling, Theo Epstein, J Robbins

     Josh's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Scaggsville, MD
Body type:5' 8" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Jerk
Income:$60,000 to $75,000

   Josh's Schools
Dickinson College
Carlisle,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English, Philosophy
Minor: Poetry
Clubs: WDCV (When it was still cool and called "The Freq"), RecSports Everything
 

2000 to 2004
Atholton High
Columbia,Maryland
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1996 to 2000

   Josh's Networking
Publishing - Editor - Managing
I am the bomb.

   Josh's Companies
Jerks Inc.
Halifax, Mexico UY
Head Jerk
Jerks

1976-1974



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   Josh's Blurbs
About me:
I ate a b0hn.
Who I'd like to meet:
A Killer Wave, A Minimum Hourly Wage, Loose Change, Red Grange, Carrot Top, Popinjays, The Four Tops, Mary Poppins, A Permanent Marker, Thirty-two Shades of White Printer Paper, The Inside of my Bowling Ball, The Year 2000, This Rubber Band Aimed At Your Fingernail

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 My Blueprint for What Not to Be 


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Josh's Friends Comments
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Denise is in Boulder!

Denise is in Boulder!



Jun 25 2009 12:59 AM

now i've commented on your myspace.
My Blueprint for What Not to Be

French Indochina



Sep 9 2008 2:29 PM

..
Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life
There's another one for ya.
My Blueprint for What Not to Be

French Indochina



Sep 7 2008 3:46 PM

justin

justin



Apr 29 2008 5:24 PM

Do you think your WuTang sword can defeat me?
Dudestick Jones

Dudestick Jones



Dec 30 2007 8:23 AM

Lara

Lara Lane



Dec 15 2007 7:37 AM

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Rebecca

Rebecca



Dec 7 2007 4:22 AM

whats up? i found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. i dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me. you gotta try it!

Does anyone like you? Click here to find out.
Fourth Grade Security Risk

Fourth Grade Security Risk



Nov 24 2007 1:04 PM

Damn, I did it! I finally trimmed my pubez!

PS: No one is kyewter than Grewter teh H00torz!
Lara

Lara Lane



Nov 13 2007 4:07 AM

Lara

Lara Lane



Nov 13 2007 3:46 AM

Chris

Chris



Oct 29 2007 4:45 AM

Have you been inflating the tally on the urban dictionary listing for wristy? I trust all is well. Best, ~c
Pucklanta

Pucklanta



Aug 26 2007 4:19 AM

better get your man dawg!
Colin

Colin



Aug 3 2007 9:51 PM

Hey! I got your message and yes yes yes please visit me in Pitt. I am buying a house and should be well moved in by november. I lost both of your phone numbers though so call me again with them and also the exact days your comming so i'm not out of town.
dave!

David Patselas



Jul 16 2007 5:21 AM

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!


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Oh, also, happy birthday.
tea a. hell

tea a. hell



Jun 10 2007 11:09 PM

what's a nood?
My Blueprint for What Not to Be

French Indochina



Jun 7 2007 1:42 PM

p0st n00ds
Sara Radle

Sara Radle



May 20 2007 2:45 AM

tea a. hell

tea a. hell



May 8 2007 1:58 PM

nope, my gallery was switching shows. in regards to laura's comment below, you should scope mc yank's comment below you on my page.
Fourth Grade Security Risk

Fourth Grade Security Risk



Apr 29 2007 3:19 PM

Plastic boner organ donor?
My Blueprint for What Not to Be

French Indochina



Apr 26 2007 8:51 PM

You should add krakatoa to UR interests where you have all them other karaokes.
tea a. hell

tea a. hell



Apr 18 2007 12:58 AM

everytime i look at blake i get all giggly.
My Blueprint for What Not to Be

French Indochina



Apr 5 2007 8:06 AM

Are YOU all about Jeff Goldblum?
BEWARE OF SAFETY

BEWARE OF SAFETY



Apr 3 2007 12:26 AM

can we still be friends even though we're pats fans?? i hope so! :)
My Blueprint for What Not to Be

French Indochina



Mar 30 2007 8:01 PM

no that is so totally not me.
but there's nothing saying we can't get a mob of people all to have the cokeman in their prolifes.
My Blueprint for What Not to Be

French Indochina



Mar 30 2007 3:35 PM

Was this not the obvious next step?
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