Joel
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Life is short but I'm 6'3
Male
98 years old
ROCHESTER, New York
United States
Last Login: 7/6/2009
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Joel's Interests
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| General | Working out, basketball, babysitting my nephew, nieces and God Children, traveling, scuba diving, reading, insurance fraud, arson. | | Music | I like Hanson. Mostly their old stuff. | | Movies | Movies I will watch every 3 or 4 years for the rest of my life would be...... Animal House, Jaws, Star Wars, Iron Man, Boggie Nights, The Way We Were, Rudy, The Shining, The Omen, The Exorcist, Kramer Vs Kramer, Schnidler's List, Slingblade, Good Fellas, The God Father part one and two and of course Rocky. | | Television | I love The Sopranos, Cops, 60 Minutes and Sports Center. Family Guy and Howard Stern on demand. | | Books | I like true crime, anything by Ann Rule. Non-fiction and auto biographies as well. I always have a book I'm reading and right now the book is American Avita. | | Heroes | My biggest hero is my sister Jennifer who died last fall after a courageous battle with cancer. She was so brave and fought so hard to stay alive. She will be an inspiration to me forever. Her husband David who loved her deeply and took such good care of her is also a hero of mine. Also, My Brother Steve who I acquired my sense of humor from. When I was a starving artist alone in Los Angeles, he would send me money without me asking for it and never once wanted to be repaid. Also my wonderful parents who have always supported my questionable decisions and were ultimately responsible for my conception... |
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Joel's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Rochester, NY | | Body type: | 6' 3" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Catholic | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Stand up Comedian |
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Joel's Schools
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Brighton Hs
Rochester,New York
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
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Joel Is headlining the Funny Bone in Cincinnati this week
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About me:
Hello friends. I'm an unemployed ex-con, recently paroled from prison and living in my parents basement. I'm looking to meet a nice girl, settle down and start cheating on her. I like to spend a lot of time at home. I enjoy watching television. Actually, I'm still on house arrest and can't leave the property so I guess I just like to watch television. I smoke generic cigarettes and enjoy drinking malt liquor. I'm a gun enthusiast, but for obvious reasons I can't persue that particular passion. I have good personal hygiene, although sometimes at night I don't feel like going up stairs to the bathroom and I end up using a bucket. I'm a pretty mellow guy for the most part, until I start drinking. Then I have a tendency to become angry and abusive. But, I can't go back to prison. Do you know what they do to guys like me in there?
What am I looking for in a girl? I prefer bisexual girls with low self esteem and good credit. I'm not at all well endowed but I guarantee you this. You will not be sore tomorrow!
Now I know quite a few of you "high fallutin prom queens" think that they are too good to date an unemployed ex-con with a drinking problem. I will admit I'm quite a handful. But, I have been going to anger management classes to help control my rages. Please give me a chance to win your heart.
OK, seriously folks. I'm Joel. I'm a stand up comedian and writer for Comedy Central. I perform at comedy clubs, cruise ships, and casinos all over the USA and Canada. I recently moved back to my hometown of Rochester, NY from NYC to be closer to my family. I'm also recently single for the first time and would like to find somebody who likes to travel, laugh, and stay in shape as I do...
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet the guy who punched my Mom and took her purse outside the Downtown YMCA. I haven't been in a fight since I was a kid and I'm certainly not a tough guy, but I'm fairly certain I would drop him like a hot crack pipe. My Mom is in her 60's and almost got the best of this man. If she wasn't trying to hang on to her purse, she would have had better use of her arms and the outcome might have been different.
I'd also like to meet Jesus, but not for a few more years...!
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