Just read my stupid page, moron. I'm sure you'll figure it out from there. You don't really need it all spelled out for you, do you?
Musica
I like good music and bad music. What I consider to be bad music aren't listed here. This, as far as I'm concerned, is some of the good stuff. But you'll probably find everything should you ever decide to go snooping around my iPod.
Led Zeppelin, The Ataris, The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Who, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Green Day, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, Pink Floyd, Elvis, The Living End, Reverend Horton Heat, Ben Folds Five, Metallica, Motion City Soundtrack, The Dirtbombs, The White Stripes, Homegrown, KMFDM, The Pixies, Interpol, The Ramones, Nirvana, NOFX, The Offspring, Muddy Waters, Buddy Guy, Bob Dylan, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Joe Bonamassa, The Bronx, Thrice, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Doors, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Santana, Thrid Eye Blind, Chuck Berry, Smashing Pumpkins, Zwan, Weezer, Fall Out Boy, Blur, Reel Big Fish, Saves the Day, Alkaline Trio, Eric Clapton, Taking Back Sunday, Sublime, Social Distortion, Thursday, Foo Fighters, Glassjaw, Death Cab for Cutie, Elliott Smith, Damien Rice, The Black Keys, Blink 182, ACDC, Jawbreaker, The Clash/Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Robert Cray, T-Bone Walker, B.B. King, John Lee Hooker, Donovan, The Yardbirds, Jeff Beck and of course, Jimi Hendrix. Or at least that's all I can think of.
Film
Not unlike the Music category, there's a lot of things that I like that might be considered good, others that might be considered crap, but I like them all the same. Unfortunately the great majority of movies that I like, I probably don't own, and therefore can't list. So I'm sure this'll grow as I remember.
Star Wars Trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Evil Dead trilogy, Blade Runner, Kill Bill vol 1 & 2, The Commitments, The Usual Suspects, American Splendor, Big Trouble in Little China, Office Space, Se7en, Airplane! Fight Club, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, The Matrix (not including Reloaded and Revolution), Lone Wolf and Cub series, Zatoichi series, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Poolhall Junkies, Trainspotting, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Reservoir Dogs, The Crow, Willow, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Hellboy, Ghostbusters (but not so much Ghostbusters II), Conan the Barbarian (but not so much Conan the Destroyer), Spaceballs, The Last Starfighter, Big Fish, Sin City, Masters of the Universe, Rocky, Three Ninjas, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (all three), Serenity, The Incredibles, Alien, Aliens, Dark City, Galaxy Quest, Men in Black, The Princess Bride, Casablanca.
Televisione
Generally speaking, most of the anime I do like should fall under this category, but meh, it doesn't feel right to put these things side by side, so I'll split them up...mostly.
The Simpsons, Transformers, Everybody Loves Raymond, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, WWE SmackDown! (no cable so I can't put RAW...), Batman: The Animated Series and Gotham Knights, Extreme Makeover Home Edition (dammit...), Becker, Family Guy, Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Babylon 5, Stargate SG-1, Saturday Night Live, Gilmore Girls (yes, I've seen it on occassion, I admit it...I like the snappy dialogue), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, John Doe, He-Man, Thundercats, Voltron, Seinfeld, Whose Line is it Anyway (Drew Carey version), The Office (American version), My Name is Earl, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the original ones from the early 90s), Firefly.
Anime series: Guyver, Record of Lodoss War, Record of Lodoss War: Chronicles of the Heroic Knight, Trigun, El Hazard, Rurouni Kenshin, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, Bubblegum Crisis/Crash (the originals, not the remake), Tekkaman Blade, Cowboy Bebop, Macross, Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Libri
Lord of the Rings, American Gods, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Catch 22, As I Lay Dying, Great Gatsby, People's History of the United States, Harry Potter, Conan (the original Robert Howard stories), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (all of them except Mostly Harmless), High Fidelity, To Kill a Mockingbird, Steppenwolf, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Cat's Cradle, Johnny Mnemonic (the original short story, not the movie), The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Richard Brautigan's poetry.
Graphic Novels: Watchmen, V for Vendetta, From Hell, Hellblazer, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Batman: The Long Halloween, Batman: Year One, Sin City, Preacher, Kingdom Come, Usagi Yojimbo, Lone Wolf and Cub.
Aspiring cartoonist/writer. Very aspiring. So aspiring in fact, I believe I'll need a genie, or a monkey paw, or a fucking four leaf clover. But whatever. It's the journey, right? Or so they tell me...
Self-depricating. I get no respect... No respect at all I tells ya... This is not to say, however, that I'm some whiny, depressed, emo brat or anything. I've a nice, healthy, sense of self-esteem and self-worth.
Sarcastic. Which goes hand in hand with what some might call my pessimistic nature. I, on the other hand, prefer to call it common sense. Which, per human nature, somewhat contradicts the very first point in this stupid little box.
Witty. Oh yes, I'm so very witty. Can't you tell from how I write? In fact I'm so witty no one bothers to laugh at what I say. *cough*
Laid back. Which is a euphemism for the fact that I'm lazy, and I'm not ashamed to admit that. Laziness is good. It conserves energy. Besides, I'm ridiculously devoted and perpetually single-minded to things that I deem important
Shy. I am. Really. This is nothing. This is my element, I suppose. Typing and writing. I'm terrible when it comes to verbalizing shit. Perhaps I should use a euphemism for this as well? How about stoic? Stoic sounds nice.
Stubborn. Remarkably--and perhaps, negatively--so, particularly if I'm feeling very petty. In fact, my stubborn nature and my laziness have proven downright detrimental to my GPA in college... Ah, well.
Geek. Nerd. Dork. Whatever. I'm one of them. The poor; the downtrodden; the unloved. *sniff* I utterly despise those "I <3 Dorks" or Nerds or Geeks shirts. Where the hell's my love? (See webcomic within my DevArt page, haha)
This is better than a survey, if I do say so myself. Oh, yeah, I play the guitar rather poorly and I watch TV so much its dialogue has begun to intrude upon my own style of speaking. I'll be almost certain to slip in a quote or two, or think of a reference, in a conversation.
Happy woohoo yippee hooray, PACIFIC TIME! I loooove you! *thirty three kisses plus infinity* AND a big squish for the first year! I can't wait to see you in person soon.
Turn I forgot: in my giant pile of junk mail, I received this: "Why would I give you, a Hawaii resident and hunter, free shopping at Cabela's and a just published report revealing the top 25 hunting destinations for 2007 and 2008? ... You probably think I've completely lost my mind." So ... Yes. Completely. So bizarre.
Awake at 8:30. Had eight hours of sleep but still sleeeepy. *sleepy snuggle* *snooze*