Eugene Gordon Defcon... Aries, Human, North American, Candy Corn Enthusiast.
Influences
Huey Lewis and the News, T'Pau, Peabo Bryson, Martika, Rockwell, Shannon, Kenny Loggins, The Pointer Sisters, Tracey Ullman, Deniece Williams, Sheila E, Billy Ocean, New Edition, Chaka Khan, Ray Parker Jr, Ashford and Simpson, DeBarge, Mary Jane Girls, Harold Faltermeyer, Ready For The World, Klymaxx, Sly Fox, Nu Shooz, Stacey Q, Timex Social Club.
Sounds Like
Record Label
Retard Disco, Business Deal Entertainment Products
Gene Defcon is your typical, everyday, average mega-genius. In the mornings he wakes to a pre-recorded loop of math equations set to the soaring sounds of Mozart. Around 11 AM he watches a videocassette of the movie "Baby Geniuses" and chews on dried fruit and exotic nuts. At noon he dons his hawk glove and stands outside his apartment waiting for a trained hawk to roost on his outstretched arm. By 1 PM he is busy composing letters to heads of state and prominent athletes. Around 2 he races around the block in a modified ice cream truck selling "energy drinks" to neighborhood children to avoid suspicion from unidentified pro-capitalist entities. About 3 PM or so, Gene power lunches with various cosmetics models and architects to discuss city beautification ideas. At 4 he retreats to his studio and crank calls random people in third world countries where they don't have caller ID yet. Around 8 he starts working on writing music. Around 8:15 he heads downtown to take in a bit of nightlife. At 9:30 he catches a late supper and passion play at the local church. By 10:20 he is MCing numbers at the local bingo hall for powerful local community members using a sophisticated system of "Bingometrics" to relay important sensitive information. At midnight he catches a set by up and coming musical talent at the local junior high teen center. My two he is at the bar catching a quick drink before last call to wind down. He is usually asleep by 2:45 AM.
so, when tha carter III came out did you sue? i mean, 3 peat is basically just a rip off of the return of gene from come party with me 2000. i guess this happens pretty frequently to artists as prolific as yourself, probably just take it in stride, imitation as the most sincere form of flattery.
seems the "Little Punk Girl" that existed waaaay back when i first got my copy of Throw Up & Die has returned, and now, just as then, that song sums it up nicely.
so as youve probably figured out by now, i missed the carrots at the smell... i could not get meself a ride from Fontana... yous all should have totally came and had dinner at my house or something though!!! next time fersure!!!
