YOU CAN SEE, READ AND HEAR GEOFF’s Film, Writing and Performing work on My Space. Following my creed, "EXCESS IN MODERATION", too much, can be followed by none at all, or Vice Versa.
Hey, I have done plenty of real jobs just for interests sake, Lobsterfishing, Counting crayfish really it’s all the same, to Office Administration, to Underground Gold Mining to Sports Writer, Magazine and Tabloid Publisher, Artist manager, World Series Night Clubbing, Actor, Stand-up Comic.
Mind you I get to appear on TV, act in movies and rant on radio because people keep coming back to see if I am an amputee yet. Sit back and enjoy yourself for now just remember the day will come when I am Secretary General of The United Nations and there will be some rapid bloody changes then. ’TAG!!!" You’re it!!!!
網站
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影響
Heck, I’ve been under the influence of most substances. My first preference would be fresh ground coffee. What was that? Hang on reader, someone has just tapped me on the shoulder and told me that the correct answer to this topic is in the vein of, ’PEOPLE who have influenced me.’ Makes no difference to the responce it is still fresh ground coffee.
會員
President for Life, God-King and alter ego the Infamous Flying Penguin’s home space.
FLASHBACK: ABC TV, Jabba's Morning Glory Channel V Winner: Air Guitar Comp.
CREATED TV commercials - 'HITLER conducting the ORCHESTRA' commercial, 2002 ADELAIDE FESTIVAL of ARTS.
Flying Penguins Magazine 1997 - launch promotion commercial
WIN TV NEWS: Caterpillar Wish Film Premiere, Frances Folk Festival, WIN TV COMMERCIALS: character actor,
FOXTEL: Wine Regions of the World - Limestone Coast
電影
CATERPILLAR WISH; Feature Film, screen credit 2006, National FROTH and BUBBLE DAY CELEBRATION; Documentary at Australian Racing Hall of Fame, Federation Square, Melbourne, Victoria inc. half hr. live performance of 'The Ballad of Adam Lindsay Gordon', Australia's National Poet.
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專輯
THE BALLAD OF ADAM LINDSAY GORDON, studio recorded album of the live show on Adam Lindsay Gordon, Australia's national poet, touring and performing since 2002, released and available on Ebay. URL Address on profile page.
Currently recording new CD - 'Untitled' various selection of comedy observations.
LICENCE TO THRILL demo recordings down, The action and adventures of Agent Crack Widener, in the battle to defeat the Axis of Evil and save the people and planet. Well most of the people, okay some of them.
Bloody near everything. Just in case I decide to have a crack at doing it myself tomorrow.
音樂
As I am as musically talented as a Brick, all music is done by smart arse show-off's taking the piss out of me. In return I like music just to show that I don't give a crap. Sex Pistols, Ramones, Dean Martin, and that first Caveman guy who started hitting two sticks together and invented the beat, CHECK out MY REVERBnation tracks and videos. MORE at the site.
電影
Yeah whatever, I watch good ones, bad ones and even totally crap ones.
電視
Watch just enough to not turn into a mindless tool. Those people out there who for some reason think that TV is real are proof that the gene pool has got just a bit more screwed up as time goes on. I watch some of the edumactional programs, Little Britain, Black Books, South Park. Not too much though it makes my head hurt.
書籍
I read them, throw them, buy them, use various objects to mark the page I am up to, except lawnmowers.
偶像
"At the moment in time when a hero is needed one will arise." Hope like hell that the hero's favorite TV show isn't on at the time of need or that prophecy is going to be all fucked up isn't it.
關於我： That mushy grey thing between my ears is full of stuff. Memories, opinions and where I buried the treasure of the Aztecs. Thinking is over-rated and is senseless unless you do what you think. I am a natural born genius and couldn't give a crap if I am right, wrong or half past Wednesday, doing stuff keeps me occupied. I have the attention span of a rock, if rocks were sentient beings. What would a rocks attention span be in that case? Seeing as rocks just sit in one place they would either be really focussed or have great imaginations and be able to tune out of their environment and travel far and wide in that special place. As I am not a rock, I can move around and still be in one place physically while my mind is in that special place. So thank your lucky stars that I am not the pilot of a passenger plane you are travelling on.
A customer at Morris' Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.
"Tell me, Morris, what makes you so smart?"
"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Morris replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear, "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."
"You sell them here?" the customer asks. "Only $4 apiece," says Morris.
The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter. "You didn't eat enough, " says Morris.
The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry. "Hey, Morris," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2.
Just letting you know that Billy Hyde Music Adelaide, at 181 Waymouth St, City, is now open on Sundays from 11am to 4pm. Contact 08 8212 4827 if we can help you with anything..... BH CREW!
Guy Pratt in store THIS WEDNESDAY, 15th of July 2009, from 2:30pm. Guy currently plays bass with Pink Floyd and has recorded with the late Michael Jackson , Madonna, Tina Turner, Jimmy Page and many more. He will be here to have a chat and sign autographs.
You can also go in the draw to WIN a 100 watt Ashdown Five15 bass amp, just by showing up. So come on down and have a laugh … you may walk away with that Ashdown bass amp!!
Hey……… Thanks for being our friend over the years…... We're about to release in a few weeks our new 5th CD….”SIGNS” Have a preview listen and a look at our new myspace face lift for the promo for it..... The Streamliners sending you some good vibes for 2009.
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
Q. What's the definition of a teenager? A. Punishment for enjoying sex.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
"Moses dragged us for 40 years through the desert to bring us to the one place in the Middle East where there was no oil. " - Golda Meir
This is weird, but interesting!
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Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it!
Helene Malmsio Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly.
Dropping in to say Hello, and to wish you a wonderful week in this bright shiny New Year!
Treasure every moment that you have! Treasure it even more, when you share with someone special, special enough to spend their time with you. Remember that time waits for no one.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present!!!
Here is a great New Year Resolutions personal goal setting free report you can download here:
Seasons Greetings from me and the Hooligan Kittens et al
Gunnar and Helene wish you a Merry Christmas and the disco dance video we made for you here will guarantee that you start the Holiday Season with a really good belly laugh!
- ENJOY! Helene & Gunnar (my dad) (and Casper & Felix & Sookie - Ella, Skitzi & Ziggi were not there at the video shoot)
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
I have been soooo busy the past few weeks building really interesting (I think so anyway) custom Squidoo lenses for my websites and for sale.... please drop by and check them out, leave a comment in the Guestbook for any you really like...
I just added 10 votes to u, and I dont even rank in ur top mates???? Have begun a blog, the fun begins, oh and I bulleted ur SHARKS NEED LOVE as I have many friends who play on a games site, where the shark is not in need of love, just a spear gun lol, hav a gr8 1
"I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.
I got one of those bumper stickers that say: 'How's My Driving?' and put a 1-900 call number on it. Then I put it on his car bumper!
At 50 cents a call, I've been making $38 a week."
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
*If things get any better in 2008 I'll have to hire someone to help me enjoy it* Helene Malmsio
I've learned that Electricity comes from Electrons... does that mean that Morality comes from Morons?
I've learned Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that if you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" get out of his way. These are likely the last words he will ever say, or worse still, that you will ever hear.
* Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much * Helene Malmsio
YOU CAN SEE, READ AND HEAR GEOFF’s Film, Writing and Performing work on My Space. Following my creed, "EXCESS IN MODERATION", too much, can be followed by none at all, or Vice Versa.
Hey, I have done plenty of real jobs just for interests sake, Lobsterfishing, Counting crayfish really it’s all the same, to Office Administration, to Underground Gold Mining to Sports Writer, Magazine and Tabloid Publisher, Artist manager, World Series Night Clubbing, Actor, Stand-up Comic.
Mind you I get to appear on TV, act in movies and rant on radio because people keep coming back to see if I am an amputee yet. Sit back and enjoy yourself for now just remember the day will come when I am Secretary General of The United Nations and there will be some rapid bloody changes then. ’TAG!!!" You’re it!!!!
