George

Who I'd like to meet:

Some girls are born with looks to kill some girls are born with intimate skills some girls are just concerned with fun some girls are like an SNL skit at a quarter to one what I need is a two-sided coin she better satisfy my brain as well as my loins she better wear a tight dress and have a mind that's strong I want brains and a body is that so wrong? when she shows me her brain cells then my pride suddenly swells like a Botticelli chick she's on the half shell but she likes gettin' nasty like Tori Welles. It's scary, a dictionary is very good to try and retain and impress but I also don't mind a vinyl dress and when she's watchin' Jeopardy she never has to guess you may ask why I'm specific well a dumb girl's effect is soporific I need a brain and a bod that are both terrific like a domain name that's case specific she's the queen of conversation a panel member on Face the Nation but she gets on all fours without hesitation and she got the best seat without a reservation. She drinks Perrier, she reads Beaudelaire I like to smell her hair and her underwear 'cause her derriere goes from here to there she's like two floor toms, rack, kick, and snare she goes to museums like Whitney to learn about the pigment at the installation she also knows S. Morgenstern is a figment of imagination she always puts Horace before Descartes she can make a point like Georges Seurat she can choke the chicken like Julia Child and she knows how to make my Oscar Wilde. she got brains and a brickhouse bod to behold she knows FE's iron and AU's gold she got the origami hands that can flex and fold "love for sale" I'm sold, I'm sold boys don't be afraid of a high IQ a girl with smarts knows what to do she reads Masters & Johnson and Kinsey, too Boys, do I lie? It's true, it's true It's true, I want a high IQ, how 'bout you? you better know who the hell is Eddie Jobson and have a Brit wit like Emma Thompson you can use irony to cut and slay and you can have the chunky glasses like Tina Fey you better like films by Kurosawa you better stay naked outside the shower you better ding dang dingle for over an hour then calculate binomials to the 10th power. she can make my wick stick out my candle she knows which one's Haydn and which one is Handel so put on a dress that barely fits then shake your ass and show me your wits.