Hi humans and MEOWW fellow cats! As you already know my name is Jake and this is MySpace page on the web. The reason I have this MySpace is so that I can reach out and make friends with other cats, who like me are tired of being confined to the alleys and yards in which we are used to living. I want to meet cats around the world as well as find a cute cat to settle down with and hopefully find some new buddies! I am also the official cat representative for Petite Cuisine, which is gourmet cat food. Recently my human buddies at Petplay Inc. (the people who make my favorite food, Petite Cuisine) have come up with a purrrfectly pawesome way for me to align my interest with their own. All I want to do is make friends and make dates to meet other cats, and all they want to do is educate other cats and their owners of the nutritional benefits of their food and show off how much cats like it.
SO HERE IS THE DEAL!
Humans:
Send a picture of your lady cats next to a can of Petite Cuisine to my agent Austin at Austin@petplayinc.com and you can receive a Jake’s date kit which will include two free cans of Petite Cuisine along with other date goodies to prepare your cat for a date with me Jake! I can be rather romantic so these goodies will be just right for my date with your cat. Guy cats that are too macho to want a date with me can also win some goodies from Petite Cuisine. All you have to do is the same thing as you would for a single cat cutie. Take a picture of your cat with a Petite Cuisine can and your studly cat will receive a night out with the boys gift package complements of me. Of course he will also receive two free cans of Petite Cuisine and some goodies that him and I might use on our night on the town. All pictures of the cats with Petite Cuisine will be put up on Petitecuisine.com and my MySpace page.
Oh! And I almost forgot to mention that your cat may get chosen to be in the Petite Cuisine Jakes Favorites Calendar, and If your cat is chosen you will get a free variety pack of Petite Cuisine and eventually a free Petite Cuisine calendar featuring your cat.
Cats:
Start cleaning your coat and looking good, you have a chance to win a night out with the newest cat celebrity (me, Jake)! Don’t be shy just smile for your human friends camera and get ready to enjoy special treats from me as well as more Petite Cuisine(the best cat food ever)! I will see your faces soon and I cannot wait!!!!! ?
ABOUT ME
I am a sensitive, handsome cat, I am just looking to settle down after some wild years in the alley. I am street smart and I definitely have a wild side, but I am also very comfortable on a velvet pillow with a dish of my favorite Petite Cuisine. I actually just started modeling for Petite Cuisine so I get a lifetime supply. My trainer is really excited because of the nutritional benefits of Petite Cuisine.
My typical day consist of me waking up my roommates and begging for some Petite Cuisine. Since there are six flavors everyday starts with me dribbling all over the roommate who feeds me. If my roommates don't have my Petite I can get a little moody. But don't worry ladies this rarely happens since I have them in my pawlm. To keep me happy they always either head over to a Ralph's to pick me up a Variety Pack or they order some online at petitecuisine.com.
After I eat some tender cuts of fish or chicken I head out and spend my day cruising the alley and doing what a cat does you know. I use my exceptional cat like speed and reflexes to walk some fences, climb some trees,chase some rodents, and scare some dogs. ahah!
At night I head back into to my house and I play fight with my dog buddy Kyke. I also spend part of my night being the glue that holds my house hold together. You other cats know what I mean. It's always on our shoulders to cheer people up when they are upset.
Thats me in a nutshell. I am one cool cat!
Petite Cuisine's Website.
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