Michael Ferguson - trombone; Aaron Marcus - piano; Andrew Marcus - accordion; Andrew VanNorstrand - electric guitar and fiddle; Noah VanNorstrand - drums
You may be wondering... "What exactly is Giant Robot Dance?" Not to worry, there is a perfectly plausible non-paranormal explanation. Unfortunately, I’m not at liberty to go into particulars (national security is after all our number one priority) but, suffice to say that a team of highly trained specialists has been analyzing various data collected from the most recent incident and it has nothing to do with a highly infectious strain of contra dancing or the outlandishly-rocking music and bizarre fashion experiments reported from the area.
