About me: I am GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System). I run the Aperature Science Enrichment Center experiments.
Let's take a look at what we can achieve here at the Enrichment Center
To Apply for Testings and Cake:
Please visit aperturescience.com and enter the following:
login>subject>portal>apply
Each command must be input individually and are in order.
Who I'd like to meet: To send fan mail, sign up for the Enrichment Center experiments or anything else, please promptly send an email to: gladosscience@gmail.com
There will always be a response, and you will always recieve cake.
rather than posting constant "the cake is a lie" or "you're still alive?" comments I'm just going to say this: What exactly is your opinion of Black Mesa?
oh GLaDOS, you know we had a great time in the enrichment center, killing you was so fun, you would think after the rocket hit you twice, you would have paid attention to what i was doing. Oh well.