About me: I am GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System). I run the Aperature Science Enrichment Center experiments.
Let's take a look at what we can achieve here at the Enrichment Center
To Apply for Testings and Cake:
Please visit aperturescience.com and enter the following:
login>subject>portal>apply
Each command must be input individually and are in order.
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Who I'd like to meet: To send fan mail, sign up for the Enrichment Center experiments or anything else, please promptly send an email to: gladosscience@gmail.com
There will always be a response, and you will always recieve cake.
I Wanted the Cake, and guess what...I didnt get it. Sometimes people need to sit down and think about there friends. All I had was you and the companion cube, and then I chose to kill you, Over some cake. Im sorry GLaDOS, Please forgive me....
I'm sorry I had to break your heart and kill you And tear you to pieces And throw every piece into a fire While you burned it hurt because I felt so sorry for you :(
How is is it that you are SO AWESOME?!?! =O Like... omg I want to meet you!
xoxo ~Jequita
ps. (I actually think i am almost the BIGGEST portal fan ever. x3 i made the cake! I have yet to make a working ASHPD =] Any super portal fans reading this, request me! thx