Gordon Keith
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65 years old
DALLAS, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 5/16/2009
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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Dallas, Tx
Body type:8' 6" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Occupation:Broadcaster, Columnist, Fetishist, Lawn Dart Champ

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I am Gordon Keith, the one whom you seek. I have failed at everything I've ever tried. I can't make ice. Children get a kick out of my limp. My parents hated me almost as much as they couldn't stand me. When I was fourteen I was less than a year from turning fifteen. I need your help. I love women but they make my hand gay for myself. Ladies, let me hear from you. I am bloody.
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Jun 28 2009 3:48 PM

dear sweet gorDON,
everytime i get peanut butter out, my dog runs and hides under my bed. i bought him used from the pound, what do you think is wrong with him?
your bffaeae,
LAAT
Eva_lution





Jun 28 2009 7:17 AM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.wholikesu.net/photos/3214370.html?b=4&w=46
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Jun 23 2009 12:59 AM

oh gordon
sweet, sweet gordon
i remember a time
when things were fine
and life was just another day
then things got out of hand
like memroies
and glands
but you never gave me any cause to doubt you
would it be so bad
would it be a sin
to open your sack
and let me in

love,
LAAT
Inappropriate Toni





Jun 2 2009 4:24 PM

Tomorrow, Wednesday June 3rd we're meeting up at 6:45pm for a FLASH MOB WATERGUN FIGHT(even Dayla is coming, it's free & open to all ages so there is no excuse).

6:45pm--Gather at Victory Tavern at 2501 N. Houston Street in Victory Park by AAC

7:00pm--When you hear the whistle, start squirting & go nuts until you hear the second whistle, then retreat into the nearest bar to celebrate OR stick around and watch "Twilight" on the big screens outside in Victory Park.

All you have to bring is a watergun & your sense of adventure! Please let everyone know--the more squirters the more fun we'll all have....

Hope to see you there!!
M0nK





Apr 7 2009 10:29 PM

it hurts when i pee.....
BTD STREET TEAM





Mar 28 2009 3:33 PM

Tonight is Black Tie Dynasty's FINAL SHOW at The Granada!!<br /><br /><br />Tonight<br />Saturday, March 28 2009<br />Black Tie Dynasty will take the stage tonight at:<br /><br />The Granada Theater<br />3524 Greenville Ave<br />Dallas, TX 75206<br /><br /><br />Line-up:<br /><br />Black Tie Dynasty(10:30pm)<br />The Burning Hotels<br />Airline<br />17+ welcome<br />Show starts promptly at 8pm<br /><br />Get your tickets NOW, there going fast!!<br /><br />http://tickets.granadatheater.com/ordertickets.asp?p=1047&backurl=default.asp<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />See everyone there!<br /><br />-BTD STREET TEAM
Roxanne





Feb 26 2009 9:51 PM

to not go off air! We love your show!
ken





Feb 21 2009 11:14 PM

Gordo I hate you! I hate you sooo much I listen everyday so one day when my Gordo bashing arsenal is strong I will challenge you to a debate on your worthiness to exist in this world. Tell your mom if she wants to avoid making the same mistake twice, learn to swallow!
Wade





Jan 31 2009 6:17 PM

honestly, what kinda punk bitch chokes a guy w/ a paste-on beard??? it's like like hitting a dude w/ glasses...or dating your brothers-sisters-momma! just some things in this world that u don't do!
Double A





Jan 31 2009 12:02 AM

It was great that your co-workers all had your back. It was like watching the total team effort of the last 2 Dallas Cowboys games.
THE HATED





Jan 30 2009 11:23 PM

gordo i cany believe you let nasty kick your ass. lol that was so funny
loVeLy FAiRy pRinCe!!!





Jan 6 2009 3:42 AM

hey gordon,

lets face it romo is no aikman. id like to beat the shit out of him with a sack of acme bricks. he acts likes its no big deal philly raped him cut his tiny little nuts off and shoved them down his fn throat. he collapsed in the shower with a swollen anus turned inside out. t.o. is a broken route running piece of shit too. he bitches about not getting the ball and when u throw it at him his buttery popcorn fingers drop it. f u t.o! f them all. i wasted all my time watching shit smear all over the place! i want to grab wade by his big cow head and shove it threw a plate glass window and then stuff his fat ass in the back of my lincoln and set it on fire. i want to take jerrys wax face lookin son of a bitch ass and put him in a port o potty and push it off the side of a cliff.
gordon i want to get u naked and melt boiling hot fudge all over your pastey hairy body. then i will smack your buttocks with a rubber spatula. freak whore!
ONE STAR for 6.75+ Billion





Jan 5 2009 8:47 PM

The neighbors called again.... something about co-ed nekkid waterboarding; I figured it had to be you.

I bet you wished you took that flu shot now huh?

PARTY ON!

freebird
G8tordude





Dec 25 2008 7:31 PM

Merry Christmas, Great Gordo
"Hollywood" Matt Shannon





Dec 25 2008 3:34 AM

What do Merry Christmas mean? :P

In all seriousness, have an AIDS-free Christmas
Roxanne





Dec 24 2008 10:35 PM

All I want for Christmas is you!
Sybil





Dec 18 2008 4:40 AM

If you were a gingerbread man, I'd eat you. Legs first. The left one.

Then I might wash it down with some milk. Cat milk. Or Kim Fields milk.

Oh, and tattoos.
Greg





Dec 4 2008 11:17 PM

I thought I posted a comment here the other day but it's not here, so I probably forgot to post it. And I can't remember what it was. It was probably a good comment though, so imagine a good comment.
JDM





Nov 4 2008 12:17 AM

Hey the charity quarterback bowl was awesome last Thursday. I would apologize for annoying you at the after party, but you've been annoying me for years. So it was payback!
Autumn





Oct 16 2008 2:48 PM

By the way, I just got 23 new friend requests from horny P1s. Who knew talking to the Great Gordo could make a girl so popular?!?
Autumn





Oct 16 2008 2:27 PM

thats me
Greg





Oct 8 2008 8:18 PM

Aaargh, i want to post an html comment
loVeLy FAiRy pRinCe!!!





Oct 1 2008 2:03 AM

hey gordo

is it true that you are gonna be cast in the new beegees movie as barry gibb.
John





Sep 16 2008 3:45 PM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/1113029.html?b=4&w=46
Caleb





Sep 15 2008 3:55 AM

Radio Radio Talk Talk,
Would you pull all of your hair out with only your hands for 5 million? P.S. I am looking so forward to the Halloween cards
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