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Experimental / Metal / Progressive

fourteen tons of putrid bearded beauty



glasgow
United Kingdom

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Member Since2/17/2006
Band Websitewww.guanoman.co.uk
Band Membersguanoman - guitar, bass, PC, hair voice, flume pipe, obbnuts, maracas, carcass and the republic of tonga.

the guanobigband live spectacular has included contributions from:

stewbeard (cosmick guitar)

jaquinho (splinter guitar)

jim (strings, facefuzz and hollerin')

noma (saxy moves)

lin (trumpet limpet)

euan (syncretic synthin')

Influencessounds: john zorn, mike patton, earth, secret chiefs 3, ruins, boredoms, acid mothers temple, keiji haino, oxbow, melvins, cardiacs, dead kennedys, morricone, pilesar, albert ayler, mogwai, the monsoon bassoon, king crimson, scott walker

derek bailey, john coltrane, eyvind kang, bardo pond, meshuggah, van halen, shining, sun ra, merzbow, don caballero, foe, sunn o))), 'macarthur park', kayo dot, lightning bolt, otomo yoshihide, stravinsky, black flag, marnie stern, godspeed..., monotract, nels cline, mono, big business, kultur shock, khanate, sonny sharrock, scout niblett, yma sumac, john cage, napalm death, ASVA, yat-kha, maher shalal hash baz, richard youngs, magik markers

glenn branca, can, bjork, bad brains, jeff + tim buckley, thrones, elysian fields, pharoah sanders, bill wells, spacemen 3, art of burning water, lair of the minotaur, fishbone, bob cobbing, faun fables, pale horse, the ex, nomeansno, pharoah sanders, sleepytime gorilla museum, isis, flaming lips, ganger, the mars volta, miles davis, baron bum blood, nusrat fateh ali khan, sonic youth, dillinger escape plan, aphex twin, flying saucer attack, boris...



words: alan moore, haruki murakami, john fowles, stan lee, grant morrison, leonard cohen, kurt vonnegut

larry david, brian michael bendis, robert anton wilson, henry rollins, stewart lee, will self, chris morris, ray bradbury, hunter s. thompson, william burroughs, bill hicks, franz kafka...

images: frank quitely, david lynch, akira kurosawa, gus van sant, jackson pollock, luis bunuel, henri matisse, jim woodring, b. kliban

miike takashi, michael haneke, paula rego, toby tripp, terry gilliam, john byrne, bryan hitch, savage pencil, john romita jr, jack kirby, francis bacon, paul noble, robert crumb, alan davis, pedro almodovar, mike mignola...

objects: guitars, spoons, blu-tack, bras, bananas, zips, booze, feet, eyebrows, naughty bits, cannonballs, nag champa, VW splitties, bendy rubber things, eggnog, bubblewrap, gloss paint, toenail clippings, glasses...

...and a special mention for mr trevor dunn, without whom we would all be living in a five-dimensional hell prison of our own making. oh, and he plays bass really well too.


Sounds Likeall your most erotic dreams and harrowing nightmares, boiled until there's nothing but a residue, then mixed with gin and injected into the scaly eye of a very, very old tortoise.
Record LabelHazimba Publishing / Transdimensional Sushi
Type of LabelIndie


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   About guanoman
a one-man collision of chaos and order.

ectopian pop for hairy children.

avantelectrodeathspazzmathcore.

dada and durrrrr.

the culmination of a thousand years' worth of unlearning, disobedience and corrupted nervous systems.

ear damage for fun, the minimising of coherence and the irradiation of innocence.

or something.


upcoming gigs:





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other guanoplaces:

the guanocave
my home.

soundclick
loads more songs. about 46 of 'em, to be precise.

dirt cheap music
again, more songs. and some cool people.

pulord
experimental thrash-noise tag team also featuring pilesar, IKA, big cats and ghoul detail.

kazak
epic, brutal and beautiful grindtronica in collaboration with dross.

mister robert devore
terrible crooning enlivened by rapacious omnisexuality.

shinoto
solo guitar improvisations by a bassist who doesn't know what the top two strings are for.

transdimensional sushi
DIY experimental label run by me and baron bum blood.

deviantart
my pretty pictures.

emporium eccentrus
my radio station - over 100 tracks from soundclick's finest freaks and oddbods.

space-age robot facetit extravaganza
I don't even know what this is supposed to be.



discography:

albums

total disintegration therapy (transdimensional sushi)

this velvet claw (transdimensional sushi)

thumbs and consonants (hazimba/transdimensional sushi)

at hassan's rumpus room (hazimba)


splits/collaborations

- as kazak, with daniel euphrat (dross):

what kind of god would allow this? (transdimensional sushi)

- with baron bum blood (bbblood):

the worrying world of dear old colonel guanoblood (transdimensional sushi)


compilations

wasabi for your brainpipe (transdimensional sushi)

caterpillars, head swells and mind melts (nost8ment)


EPs and demos

iprioc (transdimensional sushi)

latest shits (hazimba)

evil cat (hazimba)

takka! (hazimba)

chance configuration of random events (hazimba)

guanoman's 2nd EP (hazimba)

EP1 (hazimba)


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SoundARC Promotions: Read blog before messaging us

SoundARC Promotions: Read blog before messaging us



Nov 14 2009 6:41 PM

As you may or may not be aware SoundARC hold a charity gig every year at Club 85 in Hitchin in aid of the Garden House Hospice in Letchworth, and this year we are going to try something a little different from previous years.

This year we are going to take over the club and host 37 acts in one weekend putting full bands upstairs and acoustic acts downstairs in an event that we are calling ARCfest!

It all starts on Friday 4th December at 7pm and then continues on through Saturday 5th and Sunday 6th from 12pm-11pm

As well as raising money for the Garden House Hospice in Letchworth, ARCfest will showcase all the different genres of bands that we at SoundARC have come across over the last 4 and a half years. Over this weekend a lot of the acts that you will see don’t get a chance to play a great local venue like Club 85, So as well as hearing new music you will see all manors of genres and styles from acoustic - Metal - Indie - Rock - Punk - Electro - Ska - Funk - Hip Hop/Rap - Alternative - Rhythm & Blues - Reggae - Grunge and loads more that I cant remember!



http://is-is.facebook.com/event.php?eid=128319530677&index=1
INTERSTELLAR NIGHTMARE

INTERSTELLAR NIGHTMARE



Nov 9 2009 12:04 PM

Lopeholt

Lopeholt



Nov 4 2009 9:54 PM

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Electropapknit

Gav Electropapknit



Nov 3 2009 9:31 PM



Electropapknit are pleased to announce that we are back with a new club
night featuring amazing bands from Wednesday 4 November 2009!!!

As a new night in the now long gig history of Electropapknit shows, we thought we had to come up with an apt name that put across what we are about: great bands, cheap prices and bloody good times.

Therefore the new clubnight will be called Panda Panda Panda!

Based at the Glasgow School of Art, door entry with be £3 with cheap drink deals
on shots at £1, pints £1.50 and vodka mix £1.50. We are very excited about the first night in November as it features three of our favourite most excellent bands from Glasgow:

Vom - mind bending apocalypse space rock, with a nod to the lounge effect that might just melt you! This aggression won't stand, man!

The Ballad of Mable Wong - jangled up bloody alt fun, with progressive and decadent melodies released by sharp guitar crunch, Sexy!

Mr Peppermint - former Hyena megasexuals, with swooning noise vox and
tub thumping rhythms. Killer riffs on one side, masks in the other!
INTERSTELLAR NIGHTMARE

INTERSTELLAR NIGHTMARE



Nov 3 2009 7:27 AM

cheers mate! was so nice meeting you and thanks again for the bass guitar:)
B R OAD WAY

B R OAD WAY



Oct 30 2009 4:25 PM

Hey !

Our 4th EP has just been released, enjoy !


BR OAD WAY..

CD1D







(deuxième encart )


Hey !

Our 4th EP has just been released, enjoy !

Elfic

Elfic



Oct 9 2009 7:51 AM

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☠ Salut, je suis ELFIC la bassiste de J_obscènes

Bienvenu dans mon monde (Trance Metal Mystique)

c'est un plaisir d'être ici ;=)

☠_____J_obScènes_____☠


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☠ Salut, je suis ELFIC la bassiste de J_obscènes

Bienvenu dans mon monde (Trance Metal Mystique)

c'est un plaisir d'être ici ;=)

☠_____J_obScènes_____☠


Le CD en vente sur
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et en téléchargement sur


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Tank you
RAIN OF SORROW - NEW SONGS AND VIDEO ADDED!!!!!!

RAIN OF SORROW - NEW SONGS AND VIDEO ADDED!!!!!!



Sep 11 2009 11:58 AM

Thank you for adding us!





Turbinicarpus Records

Turbinicarpus Records



Aug 17 2009 10:54 AM

T.rans A.tlantic R.age "Hobo Jazz Vol. 1 & 2" / TBC008


Turbinicarpus Records (Donetsk, Ukraine) proudly presents the double CD of experimental jazz performed by T.rans A.tlantic R.age.
T.rans A.tlantic R.age is an explosion of panic beyond control, unorthodox experiments in all the genres to breakthrough beyond style borders, an independent musician from US who now turned to jazz.

Read more, buy cds and download free mp3: http://turbinicarpus.net.ua/catalogue/tbc008.html
The Radiation Line

The Radiation Line



Aug 3 2009 11:35 PM

oi oi!
Them On Grail

Them On Grail



Jul 22 2009 5:18 PM

thank you!

them on grail
Arjopa

Arjopa
Online Now!


Jul 19 2009 10:16 AM

Hi Laddies!!
Thanx a lot for your space friendship!!
Your sound is really geil & brachial!!

Hope you like our Khoomei Throatsinging Folk Punk,too!!

Greetings from Berlin!!

Arjopa & The Master U-like

JACK DUPON

JACK DUPON



Jul 16 2009 3:43 PM

No glory for heroes, Pas de gloire pour les héros

Jack Dupon

à la coopé en juin vue par leur copine

Marie...

www.myspace.com/adanedhel_hn

...l'échelle du Désir...

Jack Dupon

live at "La Coope" in june filmed by their good friend

Marie...

www.myspace.com/adanedhel_hn

SOUL DESTRUCTION

SOUL DESTRUCTION



Jul 14 2009 4:45 PM

Thanks for supporting Soul Destruction.



Described as: 'like Soulfly if Trent Reznor were part of the band,' their debut album "There's No Profit in Truth", mixes the pent up frustration of acts such as Rage Against The Machine with the raging, highly charged riffs of classic Machine Head. Good, honest, politically aware and highly charged Metal at its best...
Turbinicarpus Records

Turbinicarpus Records



Jun 25 2009 12:39 PM

We've got a new release - sculptural noise-jazz structures by one-man-project from Kiev.



This is a story of solid but disperse layer of irregular noise being methodically spread over the acoustic plane of a grand piano that was cynically squashed with echo-effect.

A mini-CD comes in an illustrated 5-page hand-made mini-book.

See http://turbinicarpus.net.ua/catalogue/tbc007.html for details
Valle Mistico

Valle Mistico



Jun 18 2009 7:06 PM

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Electropapknit

Gav Electropapknit



Jun 17 2009 3:02 PM


THIS WEEKEND!!!
..
Timmy Sells His Soul

Timmy Sells His Soul



Jun 14 2009 4:19 AM

jesus christ, man, I haven't talked to you in forever. things are going well, I trust?
Sick Head Tapes

Sick Head Tapes



Jun 3 2009 11:43 AM

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TRIPPING LANDLOCKED INFIDELS
Fritz "Peeesseye" Welch and Kevin "Talibam!" Shea dose out duelling drum n' drool deconstruction.
www.humansacrifice.net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGDAlc2XrhI

SINGLE HELIX & NACKT INSECTEN
Drums / Keys / Guitar trio pull modern kraut-ecstasy moves.
http://www.myspace.com/singlehelix
http://www.myspace.com/nacktinsecten

HELHESTEN
Improv freakouts and slo-mo telepathic collisions from Glasgow's new favourite gruesome twosome.
www.myspace.com/wearehelhesten

SCRIM
Bespecaled thunder from the Capital promise uptight tape wail at their West-coast debut.
www.myspace.com/scrimjoy

CCA, 350 Sauchiehall St. Glasgow
Saturday June 6th / 8pm start / £4 in.
Kwark Records

Kwark Records



Jun 3 2009 7:43 AM

Valle Mistico

Valle Mistico



May 25 2009 5:07 PM

Valle 002
Puppet Fight

Puppet Fight



May 24 2009 5:16 AM

life and loves of rat men very very cool (as is 'you might have drank him by mistake')
Kwark Records

Kwark Records



May 14 2009 1:37 PM

steve - twitter.com/sarahsface1

Steve Higgins



May 12 2009 11:20 PM

Hi Matt how was the lundun thang did it all go alright
As i said i was doing a Karate Grading in watford on sunday
Let us know when your back this way again
Faces of Sarah - twitter.com/FOS2009

Faces of Sarah  -  twitter.com/FOS2009



May 6 2009 10:04 PM

Hey Matty Bwoy how long you in Lun-dun village for
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