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guanoman
Experimental / Metal / Ambient

"fourteen tons of putrid bearded beauty"

glasgow,
United Kingdom

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Member Since2/17/2006
Band Websiteguanoman.co.uk
Band Membersguanoman - guitar, bass, PC, hair voice, flume pipe, obbnuts, maracas, carcass and the republic of tonga.
Influencessounds: john zorn, mike patton, earth, secret chiefs 3, ruins, boredoms, acid mothers temple, keiji haino, oxbow, melvins, cardiacs, dead kennedys, morricone, pilesar, albert ayler, mogwai, the monsoon bassoon, king crimson, scott walker

derek bailey, john coltrane, eyvind kang, bardo pond, meshuggah, van halen, shining, sun ra, merzbow, don caballero, foe, sunn o))), 'macarthur park', kayo dot, lightning bolt, otomo yoshihide, stravinsky, black flag, marnie stern, godspeed..., monotract, nels cline, mono, big business, kultur shock, khanate, sonny sharrock, scout niblett, yma sumac, john cage, napalm death, ASVA, yat-kha, maher shalal hash baz, richard youngs, magik markers

glenn branca, can, bjork, bad brains, jeff + tim buckley, thrones, elysian fields, pharoah sanders, bill wells, spacemen 3, art of burning water, lair of the minotaur, fishbone, bob cobbing, faun fables, pale horse, the ex, nomeansno, pharoah sanders, sleepytime gorilla museum, isis, flaming lips, ganger, the mars volta, miles davis, baron bum blood, nusrat fateh ali khan, sonic youth, dillinger escape plan, aphex twin, flying saucer attack, boris...



words: alan moore, haruki murakami, john fowles, stan lee, grant morrison, leonard cohen, kurt vonnegut

larry david, brian michael bendis, robert anton wilson, henry rollins, stewart lee, will self, chris morris, ray bradbury, hunter s. thompson, william burroughs, bill hicks, franz kafka...

images: frank quitely, david lynch, akira kurosawa, gus van sant, jackson pollock, luis bunuel, henri matisse, jim woodring, b. kliban

miike takashi, michael haneke, paula rego, toby tripp, terry gilliam, john byrne, bryan hitch, savage pencil, john romita jr, jack kirby, francis bacon, paul noble, robert crumb, alan davis, pedro almodovar, mike mignola...

objects: guitars, spoons, blu-tack, bras, bananas, zips, booze, feet, eyebrows, naughty bits, cannonballs, nag champa, VW splitties, bendy rubber things, eggnog, bubblewrap, gloss paint, toenail clippings, glasses...

...and a special mention for mr trevor dunn, without whom we would all be living in a five-dimensional hell prison of our own making. oh, and he plays bass really well too.


Sounds Likeall your most erotic dreams and harrowing nightmares, boiled until there's nothing but a residue, then mixed with gin and injected into the scaly eye of a very, very old tortoise.
Record LabelHazimba Publishing / Transdimensional Sushi
Type of LabelIndie




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   About guanoman
a one-man collision of chaos and order.

ectopian pop for hairy children.

avantelectrodeathspazzmathcore.

dada and durrrrr.

the culmination of a thousand years' worth of unlearning, disobedience and corrupted nervous systems.

ear damage for fun, the minimising of coherence and the irradiation of innocence.

or something.














Live at Glasgow Implodes II

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other guanoplaces:

the guanocave
my home.

soundclick
loads more songs. about 46 of 'em, to be precise.

dirt cheap music
again, more songs. and some cool people.

pulord
experimental thrash-noise tag team also featuring pilesar, IKA, big cats and ghoul detail.

kazak
epic, brutal and beautiful grindtronica in collaboration with dross.

mister robert devore
terrible crooning enlivened by rapacious omnisexuality.

shinoto
solo guitar improvisations by a bassist who doesn't know what the top two strings are for.

transdimensional sushi
DIY experimental label run by me and baron bum blood.

deviantart
my pretty pictures.

emporium eccentrus
my radio station - over 100 tracks from soundclick's finest freaks and oddbods.

space-age robot facetit extravaganza
I don't even know what this is supposed to be.



discography:

albums

thumbs and consonants (hazimba/transdimensional sushi)

at hassan's rumpus room (hazimba)


splits/collaborations

- as kazak, with daniel euphrat (dross):

what kind of god would allow this? (transdimensional sushi)

- with baron bum blood (bbblood):

the worrying world of dear old colonel guanoblood (transdimensional sushi)


compilations

wasabi for your brainpipe (transdimensional sushi)

caterpillars, head swells and mind melts (nost8ment)


EPs and demos

EP1 (hazimba)

guanoman's 2nd EP (hazimba)

chance configuration of random events (hazimba)

takka! (hazimba)

evil cat (hazimba)

latest shits (hazimba)


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SEPPUKU





Jun 14 2008 12:30 PM


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Podcast gig this thursday. Do it!!





Jun 11 2008 3:03 AM

Hey man. How's it going?. Apologies for the double spam attack. Two gigs, two days. Tis gonna be rad. Hope you can make it. Gav-PVH x

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MoHa!, Kylie Minoise, Okker...maybe more
The Captains Rest
Mon 16th June
Doors 8pm £4



Grozny, Vars of Litchi, The Ballad of Mable Wong, everythingwesayisfact
Tue 17th June
The Ivy Bar
175-179 North St.
Doors 8pm £4
Girl Lost





Jun 9 2008 8:49 AM


JUST POPPED BY FOR A VISIT
Gloomy





Jun 1 2008 2:42 PM

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Michael Forrest





May 21 2008 8:09 AM

Hi - I've got this new project underway called 'L1NA', working with my good friend Halina Wojszwillo to make something all kindsa pretty. Come and have a listen. Maybe you could add us while you're there :) myspace. com/l11na
portal





May 9 2008 10:00 PM

f-ing bad ass shit kids!
Milfist Kadawa





May 9 2008 10:58 AM

it sails the waves, it promotes anxiety fueled brutality
desecrated spined soul preachers,
hang the masses
Kunvuk - Drummer needed!





Apr 30 2008 12:23 AM

Grüß Gott guanoman.

Concerning senility and the outposts of the mind, we have now made all three of KuNvuK's songs available for free download.
These songs are lifted from our Demo EP "The Gone Mekanik Anticipation Demonstration" and have been described as System of a Down meets Lamb of God served with lashings of Black Flag and Pantera.


RADIO INTERVIEW UPLOADED: We also have our latest radio interview available for streaming or download from this location:

KUNVUK RADIO INTERVIEW (Radio Obscura with Al Hydepage)



Amongst other things KuNvuK discuss their strong-held beliefs on the issues regarding mental illness and the tragic murder of Dimebag Darrell.

KuNvuK - Doom-laden, punk-laced, death-charged fractured metal - FREE DOWNLOAD!



KUNVUK - Doom-laden, punk-laced, death-charged fractured metal
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Find us infecting these other well-meaning sites:

Facebook: The official KuNvuK facebook page

Triple J Unearthed: Come and vote for us!

Fasterlouder. com. au

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Gloomy





Mar 23 2008 12:00 PM

Humorous Pictures
see more crazy cat pics
Happy Easter!
SEPPUKU





Mar 22 2008 10:55 AM

SOON SOON SOON


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dAni LAu





Mar 16 2008 6:05 AM

thAnx for t'Add, whAt mAy I Ask is A jungle gym? I AlwAys thought it wAs the jumgle, Jim. Anywhoo congrAts on your mirAcle creAtion And I love the music up here, like A lAbrAtory with A young Christopher Lee being wAited on by An old hunchbAck
dAni
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Mar 10 2008 4:46 AM

Ahoy there Matt : Congrats...Everything ship shape up there in the land of the kilt.
StrayDogCafe





Mar 4 2008 6:25 AM

Hi
Just added a sneak preview new song onto our profile, so check it out.

STay STray!
ph;l
sdc
Team Brick





Feb 26 2008 4:57 AM

I'm trying to set somethin' up in the Glasgroan, will get yew on board, F'Sho!
Team Brick





Feb 26 2008 4:49 AM

SLeepytime Gorilla Museum
Where's a good place to start?
Sick Head Tapes


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Feb 24 2008 8:34 AM

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Feb 19 2008 3:19 PM

Billy Shaw





Feb 18 2008 4:28 PM

Yo Bro!
Yer tunes kill! You've always been onna my favorites!
- Billy
Davania





Feb 17 2008 2:40 AM

congrats on the happy news Mr G!
GODOT





Feb 13 2008 10:42 AM

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BIG's second adventure into the world of audio-visual entertainment brings ye:

Rvspvtin – provider of Turkish psyche and unheard krautrock jams. A Whirling Dervish of Teutonic proportions.

Godot & Leah Miller-Biot – deliverers of abstract film and laptop belch described by the Scotsman as “a headache backwards”.

The Frantic Ant – KING AMONGST MEN.

FREE

Doors 8:30 – 12.
Jlesh Munce





Feb 13 2008 9:34 AM

Come and play for us one day, sire.

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72 Desperate Rebels





Feb 4 2008 3:00 PM

way to go beardo!
they're the best noise-making devices & the free'est improvisors all rolled into one! x
Galatasaray





Feb 1 2008 2:54 AM

Congratulations man! Galatasaray is having lots of babies too and we love them all!
francesca





Feb 1 2008 12:25 AM

congrats to you both! all the best :)
francesca
xxx
Christopher Raymondo





Jan 31 2008 5:49 AM

Most heartfelt congrats to Das Famile Guano! She or he?
Katesby





Jan 31 2008 2:13 AM

So the patter of tiny Guano-feet is now a reality?! Congratulations! Kx
Raphael Burden





Jan 30 2008 4:06 PM

Oooh, congratulations! Does guanobaby have a name?
Timmy Sells His Soul





Jan 24 2008 12:58 PM

I don't recognize this "the Bloat Strikes" thing... representative of your live stuff, I'm guessing? hope everything is well over there... it saddens me that Kazak lies dormant, but I'll manage. it saddens me also, though, that we never really had a good way to promote it; not that I have any new ideas now...
Jlesh Munce





Jan 15 2008 12:11 PM

Video Flyer Here:

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dAni LAu





Jan 2 2008 9:00 AM

thAnx for the Add And A hAppy new yeAr! I wAnted to sAy which wAs my fAvourite trAck up here but honestly they All blew me AwAy, you Are insAnely tAlented and imAginAtive....wicked stuff
thAnx
dAni x
Gloomy





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Davania





Dec 31 2007 7:21 PM

Happy New Year Guanoman!!!!
Have a good one!
Davania
xxx
BBBlood





Dec 31 2007 2:36 AM

what business, happy new ears
STEVE ROGERS





Dec 30 2007 3:21 PM

Happy New Year
Gloomy





Dec 23 2007 12:44 PM


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Dec 21 2007 9:51 AM

Sonic Solstice Beardsman!