Melissa Surach
Melissa Surach
Melissa Surach I'm a pariah!

Female
28 years old
Jersey City, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 12/4/2009
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    Melissa Surach's Interests
General
MusicChildren screaming or cats fucking.
MoviesI like to watch PBS documentaries about elephants that never forget and cry to them.
TelevisionDid you know that there's a gun inside your TV? Too bad it only shoots electrons. DEAD LIKE ME.
BooksBooks are for babies.
HeroesMary K. Letourneau and ethnic jokes.
Groups: Dirty Jersey ComedyGynoCult ComedyScumbag Rock-N-Rollers Of The WorldNYC Underground Comedy FestHudson county bows down to Jersey City where thugz poets and punks show now pity

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     Melissa Surach's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Serious Relationships
Hometown:YUPPIES CALL IT KILLTOWN
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:pariah

   Melissa Surach's Schools
New York University
New York,New York
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Screenwriting
 

2004 to 2005
MCGILL UNIVERSITY
Montreal, Canada
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Mathematics and Statistics
Minor: Philosophy, Japanese Language and Literature
Clubs: The Red Herring
 

1999 to 2003

   Melissa Surach's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Other
sketch, stand up, essays, short screenplays

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GynoCult, www.gynocult.com
Jersey City, NJ US
Cult Leader




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About me:
You could say that I'm an independent, one-woman industry. Or you could say that I'm unemployed.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Philistines OR Alexyss K. Tylor.

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AllOne

AllOne



Oct 10 2009 6:24 AM

upon checking out your page, i noticed you referred to yourself as a "pariah"..... and since i didn't know the true meaning of the word, i decided to look it up online. here's what i found.

Main Entry: pa·ri·ah
Pronunciation: ..pə-ˈrī-ə..
Function: noun
Etymology: Tamil paṟaiyan, literally, drummer
Date: 1613

1 : a member of a low caste of southern India
2 : one that is despised or rejected : outcast

the part that struck me as strange was how it originally means "drummer"....

to be a drummer is to be despised and rejected! and i am a drummer!

so alas, you see, i am a pariah too! 


i now feel utterly broken and useless. 

meow.
The Believers in Things

The Believers in Things



Sep 27 2009 3:18 PM

What do you think of the new band?
Rolando Gabriel

Rolando Gabriel



May 6 2009 4:30 PM

CAMP JAMMY-LAND - For Musicians who love to camp, and the ladies who love them.

..............From Flyers for shows......

The OTHER JAM & The Ark present:

Camping Dates:
Friday, May 15th
Saturday, May 16th
Sunday, Daytime only

Tickets $25 All Three Days (Or $10 Per Night) per person.
(unless you are a featured act or musician)

To purchase tickets visit www.Artifications.com

Location
The Ark,163 Dutch Rd, East Brunswick, NJ.
On Street Parking

About CAMP JAMMY-LAND:

This event has space for tents, a building specifically for around-the-clock electric Jam sessions, and special live performances. There’s a 20 ft stage, which will be used to showcase acoustic musicians and DJ’s.
This amazing experience exists no more than an hour outside of NYC, and minutes form New Brunswick, NJ.
Food:
Campers are advised to bring their own food for the duration of their stay (i.e. coolers, etc).

In an effort to keep The Ark clean, campers are required to take all garbage out with them upon leaving. Campsites are required to be left clean and devoid of garbage.
www.Artifications.com

Send all Emails to camp.jammy.land@gmail.com


Erin Marie

Erin Burke



Apr 29 2009 7:44 PM

melissa melissa she's the best
if she cant kill your bullshit go suck a fat breast
huh
what
jhonny

jhonny



Mar 29 2009 12:51 AM

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Hello Again Vintage Store
120A Bowers St.

Jersey City (heights), NJ 07307

Monday 11am-7pm
Tuesday - Thursday Closed
Friday 1-6PM
Saturday 11am-8pm
Sunday 11am-6pm


Thanks for the ADD
jhonny

jhonny



Mar 28 2009 6:44 AM

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clueLess

clueLess



Mar 27 2009 5:24 PM

Rolando Gabriel

Rolando Gabriel



Mar 24 2009 7:54 PM

~ Free parking
~ Open mike / Featured positions Available
~ Drink Specials
~ Resident DJ -DJ DIFFERENCE
Ted Stevens - house Guitar / HOST
Victor Cornette - house Bass
Jeanne Rose - House Drums

..............From Flyers for shows......
The Believers in Things

The Believers in Things



Mar 10 2009 5:47 AM

I'd hate to see someone on my friends list miss out on the greatest event in history since McDonald's came out with Chicken Mcnuggets, so I'm personally inviting you to see the Believers in Things (there's three of us now) w/ special guest AJ Stone at the Passport (6 Broad St. Keyport Nj) next Friday. Don't wake up on Saturday with irreconcilable guilt over missing the biggest event to ever happen in the history of the universe.
Rosie

rosie rebel



Mar 8 2009 5:15 AM

Hello Melissa!
Rify Royalty

Rify Royalty



Feb 14 2009 5:34 PM

Rify Royalty

Rify Royalty



Jan 20 2009 6:43 PM

Thanks for the add !!! :-)
80'S QUEEN

alicia wakeland



Jan 12 2009 5:46 PM

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Rolando Gabriel

Rolando Gabriel



Jan 9 2009 3:49 AM

Wednesday the 14th
9:00pm till done.
Monroe Bar & Lounge
(NOT Monroe Center)
302 Monroe Street
2 blocks from 2nd Street Light Rail Stop
Joe Trujillo - House Drums
Victor Cornette - House Bass
IF THIS GOES WELL< WE MAY HAVE THIS EVERY WEEK!!!!!
Another Man's Treasure Vintage Store

Another Man's Treasure Vintage Store



Dec 4 2008 3:57 PM

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sporkdork

sporkdork



Nov 18 2008 4:21 AM

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JackHalpin

jack halpin



Nov 1 2008 9:06 AM

Awesome VP Candidate 2Nite!! And a pleasure to work with you. ps. I still have you catchup.
clueLess

clueLess



Oct 3 2008 3:56 PM

SATURDAY NIGHT!: LIVE ORIGINAL MUSIC, BOOZE, FUN, EVERYTHING!

Just a reminder that tomorrow night, Saturday night we’re playing with 2 great bands. Come on out and support live music played by humans that you may or may not have heard before- peek your curiosity- life’s too short to do the same old same old.

clueLess @ Lamp Post w/Kagero & Lloyd United
382 2nd Street
Jersey City, NJ 07302
ph: 201 222-1331

Saturday, October 4, 2008

show time: 11:00 PM (we haven't figured out who goes on at what time, come for 1, stay for all)

cover: none

www. myspace. com/fjsradio
www. myspace. com/lamppost
www. myspace. com/lloydunited
www. myspace. com/kagero
www. myspace. com/clueless

For those with feet and wheels, Lamp Post is a few blocks west of the Path's Grove Street Stop (make a left onto Newark St. stay on the left and it'll take you into 2nd- about 2 Manhattan avenue blocks length) and if you're driving there's plenty of street parking.

Disclaimer: I know everyone has agendas, clicks, TV and whatever but we're providing a night of fun, free, live/original music- for those who do not come to the show we can not be held responsible if your Saturday night is lame.
nowhere fast

nowhere fast



Sep 26 2008 3:08 PM

did i really try to pull you up on the bar last night, and then attempt to handstand on you? no. that couldn't be. just... no.
Franco and Billy

Franco and Billy



Aug 19 2008 8:08 PM

Enjoy us?
GETHITSMALL
The Meltdowns

The Meltdowns



Jul 31 2008 6:40 PM


New EP out! Download it free!
Thirsty-Thursday.net

Thirsty-Thursday.net



Jul 3 2008 7:12 AM

Made with 100% man-milk:

Sparkle Picnic: Goat Cheese (Episode 10)

http://www. SparklePicnic. com/

Rolando Gabriel

Rolando Gabriel



Jun 21 2008 10:34 PM

The Rock Photography of Laura Desantis-Olsson, Friday, June 27th.
7:30 - Midnight
sporkdork

sporkdork



Jun 20 2008 3:49 PM

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