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Harris Wittels
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			"Insert "insert witty headline here" here" Male 24 years old LOS ANGELES, TEXAS United States Last Login: 7/7/2008

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MySpace URL:

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Harris Wittels's Comedian Bio

Bio	I pulled my dick masturbating. Do you get it?? Then you get me. Yayyy!!! Jokies!!!!!

Harris Wittels's Interests

Music	Love it! Love the stuff!
Movies	When did it become cool to start hating television? If you are one of the people who says they "threw out" their TV or "don't have" a TV, there is a strong chance we won't get along as people. Yeah, there is a lot of bad TV out there, but there are a lot of shitty movies too. You can't hate an entire medium. It's moronic. I attribute it to Christians mainly. Growing up, only my Christian friends' parents wouldn't let them watch TV. The Jews I knew had a TV in every room of the house - the way God intended.
Books	"A staggering work of sex, drugs and the unbearable lightness of the davinci code" is an amazing book.
Heroes	none. they just let you down.
Groups:	Doug Stanhope Underground, Comedians of MySpace, DETHKLOK, LA Comedians View All Harris Wittels's Groups

Harris Wittels's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	houston
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Education:	College graduate

Harris Wittels's Schools

Emerson College
Boston,Massachusetts
Graduated: 2006
Degree: Bachelor's Degree

2002 to 2006

Harris Wittels's Companies

The Sarah Silverman Program
US
jerk

before and after the strike

Upcoming Gigs

Jun 21 2008

8:00P

Hard Rock in Vegas w/ Sarah Silverman

las vegas NV

Jun 21 2008

11:00P

Hard Rock in Vegas w/ Sarah Silverman

las vegas NV

Jul 1 2008

10:00P

Don’t Stop or We’ll Die @ The Greatest Rock Show in the World w/ Charlyne Yi

los angeles CA

Jul 5 2008

11:45P

Don’t Stop or We’ll Die CD release show @ UCB!!!

los angeles CA

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Harris Wittels's Blurbs

About me:

I'm not upset about the score. I'm not that thrilled, but I'm not upset. It used to say 9.1 and then all dem haterz didn't like that and they voted it down. I dunno. 8.6 isn't that bad still. Right? Guys?

Who I'd like to meet:
Here is a PSA I made with Sarah Silverman. Coincidentally, the day this came out, Burma was hit by a cyclone and killed like 10,000 people. So its good timing. I mean, not good timing for those people to die, but like good timing for the video to come out... you know what I mean, come on! Spread the word, yo!

Harris Wittels's Friend Space (Top 32)

Harris Wittels has 909 friends.

Jurassic Park (Official Real Park Page)

wiggles

Don’t Stop or We’ll Die

rob schrab

Hendershaw

Jarrett

Neil Campbell

Natasha Leggero

Noah

Taal!

Nicolita

Tim McGlone

Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre LA

Jonathan Peter Schroeder

gabe

Todd Glass

Steve Agee

Kate

Dave Horwitz

Price

Michael

Mookie

Louis CK

Romanski

A BAND WITHOUT A COUNTRY

Chimney

Kyle?!

jim hanft

Paul Rust

Alex

Anthony Jeselnik

Taylor

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Harris Wittels's Friends Comments

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Jake Hill and The Law	Jul 3 2008 11:34 AM dude, 2 shows in one week!! thats the ill faded denim for sure... your downstairs roommate must be jealious; he could probably do that if he wasnt forced to go to engagement parties 6 hours away. best of luck at the release. im sure it will be epic.
rob schrab	Jun 30 2008 8:46 AM You're wizard!
Tayler Lynn	Jun 30 2008 1:44 AM It's that time of year!
osmutante	Jun 29 2008 1:19 AM Cheers for the add and the update on SSP 2.5.
Jurassic Park (Official Real Park Page)	Jun 28 2008 6:29 PM Look at this girl mookie masterbated to!
rob schrab	Jun 27 2008 12:34 PM check out yur new po in my t-frdz!
Jonathan Peter Schroeder	Jun 26 2008 12:38 AM The shirt thing is only three deep, so far. By all means, have at it.
Romanski	Jun 25 2008 11:53 PM Who's your friend whoever, I want to fuck him. Alright, I give up. Is it that guy? Oh man, it is. Great. Real nice.
rob schrab	Jun 23 2008 11:08 AM I think you should bump me up one on your top friends. Not that it effects your job here or anything, just think about it.
rob schrab	Jun 21 2008 2:37 PM This is playing at the New Beverly Tues. Go see it with Agee and I-
the Donsons	Jun 21 2008 6:44 AM Harris - Don't ask me why I'm looking. But I really like your picture. -Wes
Kate	Jun 20 2008 3:19 PM Um, will you really do stand up at my party. Seriously, I will get a microphone.
Comedy Coalition	Jun 19 2008 4:39 PM Thanks so much for doing our show! Nice use of the stool.
vanessa	Jun 11 2008 12:50 AM i just added don't stop or we'll die. you guys are good!
rob schrab	Jun 10 2008 7:07 AM
Rob Delaney	Jun 3 2008 12:45 PM Good Day Fans & Supporters of Harris. Come see Harris and me tonight at Tangier in Los Feliz at 9:30. The stars cum out tonight!
Nikki Glaser	May 29 2008 1:17 AM
Lisa ♥	May 24 2008 6:42 PM
Sean O’Connor	May 21 2008 11:53 AM i feel like i've been neglecting you.
shlee	May 20 2008 5:34 PM you, me and jim need to hang out soon and play some music together like fo realz.
curiosity killed the ali	May 19 2008 2:10 AM good a.m. to you sir...scrabble ?
Johnny P	May 18 2008 5:21 PM finally a relevant article in the New Yorker! thank you.
Leigh	May 16 2008 4:37 PM oh you.
rob schrab	May 13 2008 7:18 AM .... Schrab PROMO..
Woman on Top	May 11 2008 5:42 PM harris-I think that you should check out my blog, "Bonnie's Box." I think you should because I'll buy you a Colt 45 and a pack of Doral Menthols. And I'll give you my eyeteeth. www. bonniesbox. com
Nicole	May 11 2008 2:18 PM Whatido, Harris? I liked your set last night. My buddy and I were laughing the whole time. Good seeing ya.
rob schrab	May 9 2008 8:44 PM Yeah, sorry we stroked it so much! Both of us will lay off the stroking.
kimmy	May 6 2008 5:19 PM hey sorry for stroking it so much!
rob schrab	May 5 2008 11:22 PM Just wanted to say that short you and Sarah did was hilarious. But this one you guys did is cool too-

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