I pulled my dick masturbating. Do you get it?? Then you get me. Yayyy!!! Jokies!!!!!
Harris Wittels's Interests
Music
Love it! Love the stuff!
Movies
When did it become cool to start hating television? If you are one of the people who says they "threw out" their TV or "don't have" a TV, there is a strong chance we won't get along as people. Yeah, there is a lot of bad TV out there, but there are a lot of shitty movies too. You can't hate an entire medium. It's moronic. I attribute it to Christians mainly. Growing up, only my Christian friends' parents wouldn't let them watch TV. The Jews I knew had a TV in every room of the house - the way God intended.
Books
"A staggering work of sex, drugs and the unbearable lightness of the davinci code" is an amazing book.
About me:
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I'm not upset about the score. I'm not that thrilled, but I'm not upset. It used to say 9.1 and then all dem haterz didn't like that and they voted it down. I dunno. 8.6 isn't that bad still. Right? Guys?
Here is a video my friends and I made in college, years back. Its called "Kippins."
This one is called "easter Kirby Down." It is normal.
Who I'd like to meet: Here is a PSA I made with Sarah Silverman. Coincidentally, the day this came out, Burma was hit by a cyclone and killed like 10,000 people. So its good timing. I mean, not good timing for those people to die, but like good timing for the video to come out... you know what I mean, come on! Spread the word, yo!
Hey thanks for being a friend. My good Catholic friend Brian McCarthy has a new show called Panty Droppers. In his show he talks about my two favorite subjects sex and liquor. .
that's kind of a creepy comment below-i don't know if it's the comment or the picture that makes it weirder. HEY. if you're ever in SF try to think of giving me a shout, it'd be funny to see your show!
