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Harris Wittels
Women / Women / Women
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Male
25 years old
LOS ANGELES, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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   Harris Wittels's Comedian Bio
BioI pulled my dick masturbating. Do you get it?? Then you get me. Yayyy!!! Jokies!!!!!

    Harris Wittels's Interests
MusicLove it! Love the stuff!
MoviesWhen did it become cool to start hating television? If you are one of the people who says they "threw out" their TV or "don't have" a TV, there is a strong chance we won't get along as people. Yeah, there is a lot of bad TV out there, but there are a lot of shitty movies too. You can't hate an entire medium. It's moronic. I attribute it to Christians mainly. Growing up, only my Christian friends' parents wouldn't let them watch TV. The Jews I knew had a TV in every room of the house - the way God intended.
Books"A staggering work of sex, drugs and the unbearable lightness of the davinci code" is an amazing book.
Heroesnone. they just let you down.
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     Harris Wittels's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:houston
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate

   Harris Wittels's Schools
Emerson College
Boston,Massachusetts
Graduated: 2006
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

2002 to 2006

   Harris Wittels's Companies
The Sarah Silverman Program
US
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before and after the strike


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   Harris Wittels's Blurbs
About me:
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I'm not upset about the score. I'm not that thrilled, but I'm not upset. It used to say 9.1 and then all dem haterz didn't like that and they voted it down. I dunno. 8.6 isn't that bad still. Right? Guys?

Here is a video my friends and I made in college, years back. Its called "Kippins."



This one is called "easter Kirby Down." It is normal.
Who I'd like to meet:
Here is a PSA I made with Sarah Silverman. Coincidentally, the day this came out, Burma was hit by a cyclone and killed like 10,000 people. So its good timing. I mean, not good timing for those people to die, but like good timing for the video to come out... you know what I mean, come on! Spread the word, yo!

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Faye





Jun 26 2009 2:59 PM

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Jun 3 2009 9:09 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend. My good Catholic friend Brian McCarthy has a new show called Panty Droppers. In his show he talks about my two favorite subjects sex and liquor. .

Please check it out and visit his site

http://www.myspace.com/brianpmccarthy to tell him what you think of Panty Droppers!
Taal!





Apr 23 2009 6:33 PM


Untitled from lookatthisfuckinghipster on Vimeo.
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Apr 21 2009 3:39 AM

Have a killer B-DAY & stay comedy!
Brittany





Apr 9 2009 5:31 AM

Oh Harris..
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Mar 6 2009 10:06 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our choice of Comedy of the Week.
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Feb 27 2009 1:23 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend
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Feb 23 2009 1:13 AM

Hey brotha. Hope you're doing well out there in LA. I am watching the Oscars and thinkin bout y'all.
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Feb 18 2009 3:59 AM

that's kind of a creepy comment below-i don't know if it's the comment or the picture that makes it weirder. HEY.
if you're ever in SF try to think of giving me a shout, it'd be funny to see your show!
Eric I





Jan 15 2009 8:04 AM

Welcome to each other's worlds, Harris.

Peace and Laughter,

Eric I
Erin





Jan 12 2009 11:14 PM

Was Kenyan funny and I just didn't get it?
rob schrab





Jan 9 2009 8:06 AM

vanessa





Jan 4 2009 10:41 AM

you're so awesome
rob schrab





Dec 31 2008 5:32 AM

Jedidiah





Dec 30 2008 9:50 AM

The Badger's Promise was really fun last night! Surprisingly enough, seeing all the props in your cart at the Mayfair Market didn't ruin it at all.
rob schrab





Dec 28 2008 6:51 PM

rob schrab





Dec 25 2008 7:11 PM

Hey, harris!
Christopher





Dec 25 2008 6:53 AM

awesome show last night, barney bean
rob schrab





Dec 22 2008 5:32 AM

osmutante





Dec 19 2008 7:06 PM

Harris, when is your comedic genius going to become widely available for us foreigners? It's not like I can pop down the UCB anytime soon.
Br an





Dec 18 2008 1:19 AM

Oh, Harris. I wish I could add you all over again.
rob schrab





Dec 12 2008 10:46 PM

A.V. Club? A.V. Ouch.
osmutante





Dec 12 2008 8:41 PM

Killer season finale! Congratz!!
rob schrab





Dec 12 2008 2:05 AM

Good luck tonight.
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