Harris Wittels
General Info
Genre:
Women / Women / WomenBio
I pulled my dick masturbating. Do you get it?? Then you get me. Yayyy!!! Jokies!!!!!
Latest Blog Entries
- Jan 26, 2008 2:35 AM Close friends
- Jan 3, 2008 3:32 AM The end of BLACK SHEEP is really sad.
- Dec 6, 2007 1:50 AM Didn’t know I was gay until 5 minutes ago.
- Jul 3, 2007 5:50 PM WANTED: HIPSTER GIRLFRIEND
- May 10, 2007 10:06 PM Twisterbait?
Friends (27)
- Armen Weitzman
- wiggles
- Don't Stop or We'll Die
- rob schrab
- Hendershaw
- Jarrett
- Neil Campbell
- Natasha Leggero
- Noah
- Chelsea Peretti
- Taal!
- Nicolita
- Tim McGlone and The Turn
- Upright Citizens Brigad…
- gabe
- Price
- Michael Cassady
- Romanski
- A BAND WITHOUT A COUNTRY
- Taylor Magenheim
- Kulap Vilaysack
- Chimney
- Kyle?!
- Jim Hanft
- Paul Rust
- Alex
- Rob Delaney
Music
Blurbs
About me:
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I'm not upset about the score. I'm not that thrilled, but I'm not upset. It used to say 9.1 and then all dem haterz didn't like that and they voted it down. I dunno. 8.6 isn't that bad still. Right? Guys? ..
Here is a video my friends and I made in college, years back. Its called "Kippins."
This one is called "easter Kirby Down." It is normal.
Who I'd like to meet:
Here is a PSA I made with Sarah Silverman. Coincidentally, the day this came out, Burma was hit by a cyclone and killed like 10,000 people. So its good timing. I mean, not good timing for those people to die, but like good timing for the video to come out... you know what I mean, come on! Spread the word, yo!Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: houston
- Orientation: Straight
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: College graduate
Interests
Music
Movies
When did it become cool to start hating television? If you are one of the people who says they "threw out" their TV or "don't have" a TV, there is a strong chance we won't get along as people. Yeah, there is a lot of bad TV out there, but there are a lot of shitty movies too. You can't hate an entire medium. It's moronic. I attribute it to Christians mainly. Growing up, only my Christian friends' parents wouldn't let them watch TV. The Jews I knew had a TV in every room of the house - the way God intended.Books
"A staggering work of sex, drugs and the unbearable lightness of the davinci code" is an amazing book. ....Heroes
none. they just let you down.
Schools
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Emerson College
- Boston,Massachusetts
- Graduated: 2006
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
2002 to 2006