WARNING? TURN AROUND GO BACK big super burnt by the black ozma jesus sabbath pink death flag light show hammer trick bloody ebay pop autopsy technical penalty ecstasy sleeping with loose voodoo dolls in the haunted clock factory factory, I suppose. We're pretty sure about that.
some facts >>>>>>>
"..took a 'lectric blanket for a slow ride..
you can bet it was something
to be happy with.. saw a man with
a battery on a string.. you could tell
he was from the house of exploding mirrors...
in a black garter belt he set fire all over
town.. down to the seams, he was a nude model army."
..Your player must not be working...
stadium rock for the mental institution?
formed in the spring of 2004, the band features torchbearers of the Richmond "mæth rock" ashtray; accessories to criminal forrests of cult propaganda
such as the Human Thurma,
HRM, Hortus, Sliang Laos, Tulsa Drone,
BrainFlowr and drummer extraordinaire of Burnt By the Sun,
discordance Axis, melt-banana, and Municipal Waste fame.
And just like in Spinal Tap when the drummer spontaneously
explodes mid-song,
we took to the clock with a concrete mallet
and out popped a fortune cookie, but the message goes like the lyrics
to bANG a gong!
now can we have that bath we talked about? ....the name generator and first drummer in "Lamb of God" (w/Mark Morton),
played in Shudder To Think for a hot minute, Clockhammer, Farquhar, Sistersound, mao tse helen ...still laying down a science from the
dusty handbooks of the heavy maple, the maps of noise
from ye olde hex machine are covered in a fresh oil that does not wear well to veil the not so veiled riffs
of these black forrests and still...the sweet voice of the teenage werewolf.
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"To keep even those in the know guessing is not the name of the game,
but fuck, that's what it sounds like we gone do anyways."
if you are still reading this: you are a well rounded likeable person.
you must like us. our lotto numbers for you today are of course
6.21.37.42.18.13.
++++++ ...One of the more sketchy Olan Mills we've visited
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"If we were to have done good, we'd have seen it one more time. If we were to have done bad, we'd have seen it two more times...needless to say, we've seen it more times than we can shake a fvcking stick at"
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"Clearly huffing fumes from the same grotty gluebag as the Melvins, Hammerhead and The Jesus Lizard, ’Run To Earth’ is a monolithically gnarly chunk of slavering AmRep noise rock, harking back to that golden age of recklessly overdriven guitar scuzz when uncouth, straggle-haired boys and girls really knew what their battered guitars were made for."--Rock Sound
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--(Ed Vasaio /Mamma Zu, Edo's Squid, 8+1/2))
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "...It wasn't what I had expected...there's some really cool stuff going on here."
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..-- (Pen Rollings / breadwinner , Loincloth) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ,..,..,..,..,,.. .. .. "...Hex Machine is a very unusual band." .... .. (disposableunderground) .. ...................."Killer tones, man." ((DixieDaveWeedeater)))............................................ .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. "... the low point of the show with riffs that were heavy." (daily tarheel) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "Hex Machine rocked it the fuck out when they felt like it..."(JDriskill).................. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
"This is a great fvckin' release." (Aversiononline)........ .. .. .. ......
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "The shit sounded like a well oiled tank rolling over seven churches, only pausing to reflect and laugh at the victims and mutants they've created from a well-timed, surgical-strike..." (Mike Flannery/American Psycho Band) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "Now here's a band I actually like." (Brian Walsby/Manchild,Double Negative)
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"Hex Machine play the type of beered-up, fuzzed-out, woofer-warping sluuuudge rawk you’d expect from the mosquito-ridden bogs of Richmond, Virginia.." (NY Village Voice)..... .............. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
“90s Richmond math-rockers HUMAN THURMA were one of the most intense bands of that era and place I can think of...members comprise HEX MACHINE, along with DISCORDANCE AXIS/MELT BANANA drummer Dave Witte, a beast on the drums. His speed and agility sound like they’re not even needed here, as the band rolls things back to about 1992 or so, when this would have been on AmRep. It’s loose, JESUS LIZARD-esque dude rock, with yowlin’ cat vocals and a seasick pace and sense of part changes.”
(www.dustedmagazine.com)))
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"Like dreaming of being alone in the park and getting slapped by one of those big rig naked lady mudflaps, then waking up. In the park." --( The Hannibal Lecturer)
An international radio host will be broadcasting The Blue and Red 3D Spectacular's "Glad to be Home (demo)" on an Israeli radio show. I will be played in the first half hour of a show that starts on Tuesday, June 24th at 3:00 PM EST or 22:00 Israeli Time.
Our debut album "Omega" is soon here! A pure explosion of the sounds of metal, punk, hardcore and rock mixed through a blender on high speed. In a time of musical conformity, even in the underground scene, the Digression Assassins offer a true alternative!
Pre-order it now or atleast check out the new tunes featured on our profile.
New RUN TO EARTH 12"EP+CD HERE <<<<<<
"If we were to have done good, we'd have seen it one more time. If we were to have done bad, we'd have seen it two more times...needless to say, we've seen it more times than we can shake a fvcking stick at" 
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