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HEX MACHINE
New Wave / Experimental / Classic Rock

"FutUre boots get knoCKed oUt"



Richmond
United States

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Member Since12/28/2004
Band Websitehttp://www.hexmachinery.blogspot.com/
Band MembersMembership has its priviledges...Trevor T (gv))), Paul Seahorse (bv))), Scott Hudgins (g))) as Scud Potion no. 9 and introducing "Chris Gallo" (d))) as the two hitter with the one-hitter.
1st base coach and vip Dave Witte (ogd)))

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"..took a 'lectric blanket for a slow ride.. you can bet it was something to be happy with.. saw a man with a battery on a string.. you could tell he was from the house of exploding mirrors... in a black garter belt.. he set fire all over town.. down to the seams, he was a nude model army."



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Type of LabelIndie


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 4 2009 8:30P
Black Cat w/ FIGHT AMP and Sons of Disobedience (ex_Branch_Manager) D.C., Washington DC
Nov 5 2009 8:30P
Cat’s Cradle w/ THE JESUS LIZARD Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Nov 6 2009 8:00P
Milestone Charlotte, North Carolina
Nov 13 2009 9:00P
Plaza Bowl w/ SHONEN KNIFE Southside Richmond, Virginia

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..Your player must not be working...
stadium rock for the mental institution?
formed in the spring of 2004,
the band features torchbearers of the Richmond "mæth rock" ashtray;
accessories to criminal forrests of cult propaganda
such as the Human Thurma,

HRM, Hortus, Sliang Laos, Tulsa Drone,
BrainFlowr
and drummer extraordinaire of Burnt By the Sun,
discordance Axis, melt-banana,
and Municipal Waste fame.

And just like in Spinal Tap when the drummer spontaneously explodes mid-song,
we took to the clock with a concrete mallet and out popped a fortune cookie, but the message goes like the lyrics
to bANG a gong!
now can we have that bath we talked about?
....the name generator and first drummer
in "Lamb of God" (w/Mark Morton),
played in Shudder To Think for a hot minute, Clockhammer,
Farquhar, Sistersound, mao tse helen
...still laying down a science from the dusty handbooks of the heavy maple, the maps of noise
from ye olde hex machine are covered in a fresh oil
that does not wear well to veil the not so veiled riffs of these black forrests and still...the sweet voice of the teenage werewolf. ~ .. ~ % ~ $ ~ "To keep even those in the know guessing is not the name of the game, but fuck, that's what it sounds like we gone do anyways." if you are still reading this: you are a well rounded likeable person. you must like us. our lotto numbers for you today are of course 6.21.37.42.18.13.



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>>> "If we were to have done good, we'd have seen it one more time. If we were to have done bad, we'd have seen it two more times...needless to say, we've seen it more times than we can shake a fvcking stick at"
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.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "A twitchy bludgeoning low end reminiscent of the Melvins at the tail end of a crystal meth bender.. in the wrong hands, something like this would seem pretty derivative..decent songwriting chops coupled with a great sense of dynamics sees Hex Machine establishing their own identity while wallowing in some serious nostalgia. Hex Machine is one of those rare cases where a band knows their influences and makes them work in their favor - they manage to carve out a sound that's reminiscent of all the best parts of 90's stoner rock/noise rock." --Lambgoat.com

"The whole American Noise Rock renaissance continues to fester under the skin of the underground and this band is one of the more crushing pushers at work..think the heaviest AmRep stuff on even heavier drugs. If yer anything like me and worship the Amrep catalog, Hex Machine might be your new favorite band." --Crucial Blast

"Clearly huffing fumes from the same grotty gluebag as the Melvins, Hammerhead and The Jesus Lizard, ’Run To Earth’ is a monolithically gnarly chunk of slavering AmRep noise rock, harking back to that golden age of recklessly overdriven guitar scuzz when uncouth, straggle-haired boys and girls really knew what their battered guitars were made for."
--Rock Sound
"Like dreaming of being alone in the park and getting slapped by one of those big rig naked lady mudflaps, then waking up. In the park." --Hannibal Lecturer





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Nov 24 2009 3:30 PM


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CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine

CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine



Nov 24 2009 3:30 PM

DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!

HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE. See more of it in my blog! Tell me what you think :)

OUIJA

Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We’re asking for the dead to speak,
It’s only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died.

The oracle moved about the board
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.

Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me?
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me.

The figure eight continues and around the board it moves.
It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down.
Come, spirit, talk to me right now,
Tell us tonight, because we want to know . .
Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.

You’re coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now.
Then the oracle stopped on the U.

Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense.
You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do?
Then the oracle stopped on YES.

*COME BY AND VISIT ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section
SEE YA!!
-CRISS KARVER
Justin Kline (download Six Songs EP for FREE)

Justin Kline (download Six Songs EP for FREE)



Nov 21 2009 8:15 PM

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The TradeMark Experience

The TradeMark Experience



Nov 20 2009 4:04 PM

My NEW mixtape, "The TradeMark Experience Vol. 2," is available NOW! Click the link below to download your FREE copy TODAY! Party tracks, freestyles, lyrical hip-hop... this compilation has something for EVERYONE! TTRRAAADEMAAARRRKKK!!!

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Thank you for your continued support!!!
CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine

CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine



Nov 20 2009 4:04 PM

DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!

HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.

OUIJA

Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We’re asking for the dead to speak,
It’s only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died.

The oracle moved about the board
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.

Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me?
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me.

The figure eight continues and around the board it moves.
It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down.
Come, spirit, talk to me right now,
Tell us tonight, because we want to know . .
Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.

You’re coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now.
Then the oracle stopped on the U.

Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense.
You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do?
Then the oracle stopped on YES.

*SEE MORE OF THIS STORY (since space here is limited) BY COMING BY AND VISITING ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section
HAVE A GOOD 1
SEE YA!!
-CRISS KARVER
DOOMRAISER

DOOMRAISER



Nov 17 2009 12:28 PM

 
Doom will never die, DOOMRAISER too! As one door closes, another opens. Valerio has decided to leave the band; he wants to concentrate more on his other projects. We all wish Valerio the best of luck with his new vocation. He was, and remains, a formidable guitarist and was an integral part of DOOMRAISER.
However, it is with great pleasure that DOOMRAISER announce that Valerio’s replacement is to be none other than our good friend and brother, the fearsomely talented musician Willer. He played bass with evil blacksters Grimness and he’s involved in Black Land, an awesome and obscure heavy psychedelic band from Rome. Practices have been going very well, and Willer is already adding a new, acid and exciting dimension to the band as a whole. His first gig will be at Sinister Noise Club in Rome on the 21th November: a special and drunken night celebrating the birthday of one of the most important Italian underground rock scene club!
Stay tuned… and slower, harder, drunker!

Eureka Brown

Eureka Brown



Nov 13 2009 7:41 PM



The Dry Season

The Dry Season



Nov 10 2009 7:06 PM

josh

Josh Parrish



Nov 5 2009 6:40 PM

cant wait to see you guys tonight at cats cradle
KATAKLYSM

KATAKLYSM



Nov 3 2009 8:44 PM




KATAKLYSM EUROPEAN HEADLINING TOUR 2010
w/ BELPHEGOR, DARKEST HOUR,
SUICIDAL ANGELS, RESISTANCE
7 Jan 2010 Batschkapp Frankfurt
8 Jan 2010 Roxy Saarbrücken
9 Jan 2010 Atak Enschede
10 Jan 2010 Biebob Vosselaar
11 Jan 2010 Academy Islington London
12 Jan 2010 La Locomotive Paris
13 Jan 2010 Live Music Hall Cologne
14 Jan 2010 Backstage Munich
15 Jan 2010 Arena Vienna
16 Jan 2010 Posthof Linz
17 Jan 2010 MOR Cafe Zlin
18 Jan 2010 TBA Ljubljana
19 Jan 2010 Estragon Bologna
20 Jan 2010 Matrix Bochum
21 Jan 2010 Z7 Pratteln
22 Jan 2010 LKA Longhorn Stuttgart
23 Jan 2010 Hellraiser Leipzig
24 Jan 2010 Postbahnhof Berlin
25 Jan 2010 Markthalle Hamburg

*more dates to be added soon
Richmond Music Forum

Richmond Music Forum



Nov 2 2009 3:27 PM



'Roslyn' (RVA) Performing Live @ 'The National'
708 E. Broad Street
Richmond, VA 23219
November 7, 2009 @ 6:00 pm
Tickets Can Be Purchased at: www.RoslynVa.BigCartel.com
Richmond Music Forum

Richmond Music Forum



Oct 31 2009 3:33 AM

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We had a great interview w/ 'Elliott Yamin' (RVA) of "American Idol' this month ... You can check out our entire interview at: www.richmondmusicforum.com
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A Brokeheart Pro



Oct 30 2009 6:35 PM

GINSENG

GINSENG



Oct 30 2009 2:11 PM

thanks for the add!
The American Dollar

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Oct 27 2009 6:21 PM

Fourth Album Arrives January 2010! American Dollar MP3 Discography Special, Only $20 For All Four Albums! Go To: www.theamericandollar.info/merchstore.html Thanks For Listening!
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Oct 27 2009 4:11 PM

Hell yeah, that's fancy!
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Happy Holidays - Now on DVD

Happy Holidays - Now on DVD



Oct 22 2009 11:58 PM

We've started fundraising for my next feature "True Perfection" and we need your help! It's a really fantastic story that encourages people to follow their dreams and be true to who they really are. Something that inspires hope in these troubling times. To find out more, go to: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1128717874/we-make-a-movie-and-you-get-immortalized-in-the Be part of the next hit indie film!
Richmond Music Forum

Richmond Music Forum



Oct 22 2009 7:18 PM

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We had a great interview w/ 'Bruce Hornsby' at 'The National' (RVA) this month ... You can check out our entire interview at: www.richmondmusicforum.com
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Relapse Mailorder



Oct 21 2009 3:07 AM


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NEROCAPRA

NEROCAPRA



Oct 20 2009 5:41 PM

thx for friendship

 

Richmond Music Forum

Richmond Music Forum



Oct 18 2009 10:52 PM

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We just had a great interview w/ 'ZOSO' - Led Zeppelin Tribute Band at 'The National' (RVA) on 10/17/09 ... You can check out our entire audio interview at: www.richmondmusicforum.com
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Oct 17 2009 3:46 AM

New opening hours for my myspace-profile:
Mo-Fr.: 8.00 - 12.00h and 13.30 - 18.00h.
Sa.:     8.00 - 16.30h
don't knock on the closed door. This is Europe!!!
Richmond Music Forum

Richmond Music Forum



Oct 14 2009 4:28 PM

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'ZOSO' - The Led Zeppelin Tribute Band
Performing @ 'The National'
708 E. Broad Street
Richmond, VA 23219
October 16, 2009 @ 8pm
Richmond Music Forum

Richmond Music Forum



Oct 12 2009 3:34 PM

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'Chris Merritt' Performing @ 'The National'
708 E. Broad Street
Richmond, VA 23219
October 17, 2009 @ 7:30 pm
ANTIPODA

ANTIPODA



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