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HEX MACHINE
New Wave / Experimental / Classic Rock

		"FutUre boots get knoCKed oUt" Richmond United States Profile Views: 76149 Last Login: 11/12/2009
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HEX MACHINE: General Info

Member Since	12/28/2004
Band Website	http://www.hexmachinery.blogspot.com/
Band Members	Membership has its priviledges...Trevor T (gv))), Paul Seahorse (bv))), Scott Hudgins (g))) as Scud Potion no. 9 and introducing "Chris Gallo" (d))) as the two hitter with the one-hitter. 1st base coach and vip Dave Witte (ogd)))
Influences	>>>< > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>< .. >>>> Big Super Burnt Black Baby Jesus Hash Money Hell Elevator Stereo Incinerator Death Mystyfier Seismic Motor Queen Rolling Sentimental Parking Lot Badfoot A.M. Hard Wired Creep. We're pretty sure about that as well. some facts >>>>>>> "..took a 'lectric blanket for a slow ride.. you can bet it was something to be happy with.. saw a man with a battery on a string.. you could tell he was from the house of exploding mirrors... in a black garter belt.. he set fire all over town.. down to the seams, he was a nude model army." ..
Sounds Like
Record Label	Relapse, Molsook, Minimum Underdrive..
Type of Label	Indie

Upcoming Shows

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Nov 4 2009

8:30P

Black Cat w/ FIGHT AMP and Sons of Disobedience (ex_Branch_Manager)

D.C., Washington DC

Nov 5 2009

8:30P

Cat’s Cradle w/ THE JESUS LIZARD

Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Nov 6 2009

8:00P

Milestone

Charlotte, North Carolina

Nov 13 2009

9:00P

Plaza Bowl w/ SHONEN KNIFE

Southside Richmond, Virginia

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stadium rock for the mental institution?
formed in the spring of 2004,
the band features torchbearers of the Richmond "mæth rock" ashtray;
accessories to criminal forrests of cult propaganda
such as the Human Thurma,
HRM, Hortus, Sliang Laos, Tulsa Drone,
BrainFlowr and drummer extraordinaire of Burnt By the Sun,
discordance Axis, melt-banana, and Municipal Waste fame.
And just like in Spinal Tap when the drummer spontaneously explodes mid-song,
we took to the clock with a concrete mallet and out popped a fortune cookie, but the message goes like the lyrics
to bANG a gong!
now can we have that bath we talked about?
....the name generator and first drummer
in "Lamb of God" (w/Mark Morton),
played in Shudder To Think for a hot minute, Clockhammer,
Farquhar, Sistersound, mao tse helen
...still laying down a science from the dusty handbooks of the heavy maple, the maps of noise
from ye olde hex machine are covered in a fresh oil
that does not wear well to veil the not so veiled riffs of these black forrests and still...the sweet voice of the teenage werewolf. ~ .. ~ % ~ $ ~ "To keep even those in the know guessing is not the name of the game, but fuck, that's what it sounds like we gone do anyways." if you are still reading this: you are a well rounded likeable person. you must like us. our lotto numbers for you today are of course 6.21.37.42.18.13.

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...One of the more sketchy Olan Mills we've visited

>>> "If we were to have done good, we'd have seen it one more time. If we were to have done bad, we'd have seen it two more times...needless to say, we've seen it more times than we can shake a fvcking stick at"
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.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "A twitchy bludgeoning low end reminiscent of the Melvins at the tail end of a crystal meth bender.. in the wrong hands, something like this would seem pretty derivative..decent songwriting chops coupled with a great sense of dynamics sees Hex Machine establishing their own identity while wallowing in some serious nostalgia. Hex Machine is one of those rare cases where a band knows their influences and makes them work in their favor - they manage to carve out a sound that's reminiscent of all the best parts of 90's stoner rock/noise rock." --Lambgoat.com

"The whole American Noise Rock renaissance continues to fester under the skin of the underground and this band is one of the more crushing pushers at work..think the heaviest AmRep stuff on even heavier drugs. If yer anything like me and worship the Amrep catalog, Hex Machine might be your new favorite band." --Crucial Blast

"Clearly huffing fumes from the same grotty gluebag as the Melvins, Hammerhead and The Jesus Lizard, ’Run To Earth’ is a monolithically gnarly chunk of slavering AmRep noise rock, harking back to that golden age of recklessly overdriven guitar scuzz when uncouth, straggle-haired boys and girls really knew what their battered guitars were made for."
--Rock Sound
"Like dreaming of being alone in the park and getting slapped by one of those big rig naked lady mudflaps, then waking up. In the park." --Hannibal Lecturer

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Centascope	Sep 28 2009 8:40 PM Hi HEX MACHINE Just stopping by to say hello and give you some news. The award winning album 'Coolgilly and the Freakshow' from Centascope is available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website. You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.

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