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(H) comedian.
(H) comedian. chillin

Male
21 years old
Hoboken, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 11/30/2009
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BioIt’s a long and complicated story that remains unfinished.... My dad fucked my stepmom then she had my older sister. A yr later they did it again and my older brother was born. I was born 4 yrs later when my dad fucked my mom. Then my mom had sex with my stepdad when I was like 8 and my younger sister was born. A yr later they fucked again and my youngest sister was born... and that’s about it for my "immediate family." (I’m hoping that there was no more fucking between all these people after that) As for me, idk much about me. I was born. i got older. and eventually i will die.
InfluencesEverybody.... Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Will Smith, Eminem, Demitri Martin, Jon Stewart, Jim Breuer, Lewis Black, Jerry Seinfeld, Orny Adams
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    (H) comedian.'s Interests
Generalgore, sex.... and subjects that would be uncomfortable for most people
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     (H) comedian.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hoboken
Body type:5' 8" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Comedian.

   (H) comedian.'s Schools
Hoboken High
Hoboken,New Jersey
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2002 to 2006

   (H) comedian.'s Companies
Hakeem Inc.
Wherever Hakeem is..., (Like I said b4...) US
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Every day of my muthafuckin' life....


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Tony The Titan

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Nov 30 2009 5:28 PM

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Nov 29 2009 8:52 PM

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Aug 29 2009 8:05 PM

sounds like funn.
im getting ready to go to the mall.
but i have a really bad migraine.
i hope ill be okay.
xxxxxx.
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