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El Jefe: During the week, Jefe runs two radio stations and does three radio shows (The Hideout is his favorite). But when he steps into The Hideout, he leaves the “suit mentality” behind to become the ringleader of this weekly irreverent gathering. His view on the world is skewed through the fact that he’s a semi-conspiracy theorist so he questions everything, an emotional eater, recently engaged but once divorced and has three cats and a dog.

J-Dubs: Dubs is always Dubs, but the difference between him inside The Hideout and outside is that he doesn’t get dirty or odd looks when he makes an inappropriate joke or comment. The “Dubs Perspective” comes from being raised in a small, backwards Michigan town by a janitor mom who dated dudes with mullets. He didn’t get laid until 19, stayed in a long term relationship (which is over now) with a chick he really didn’t like because it was convenient and has only ever loved one female – his dog, Codi.

The Satchel Patch: “Southern Dubs” is what most Heretics (Hideout fans) call him. They share an affinity for having sex for the sake of the story and spewing the inappropriate from their mouths. Satchel Patch was once fired from an Arkansas morning show for handing out porn at a gay pride parade while in a Speedo. Classy…

The Kidd-McLovin: This 26-year-old virgin looks like he’s 15. He’s already admitted he’d rather look at a Sports Illustrated than a Hustler. Like the good Secretary of any club, he keeps The Hideout minutes and delivers hourly updates keep you current with what’s happening on the show.