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Released: Sep 30, 2008
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  • Genre: Comedy / Experimental / Psychedelic

    Location Basrah, IQ

    Profile Views: 40634

    Last Login: 8/2/2010

    Member Since 3/8/2006

    Website http://www.hijackalope.com

    Record Label http://www.thumptruck.com

    Type of Label Major

  • Bio

    .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ......Profile de Hijackalope:...... ..On October 16th, 2003, the CIA under instruction from the White House allocated 13 million dollars from a Halliburton slush fund for Iraqi music reconstruction. Secret tapes recently unearthed show President Bush and Vice President Cheney discussing the matter. Cheney is quoted as saying, "It should sound like Patsy Cline." Bush then responds, "It should sound like Queensryche." They then decide that, "It should sound like a cross between Patsy Cline and Queensryche." Also they agree that all reconstruction musicians should be from Iraq. "We cannot afford to lose Toby Keith," states President Bush. It is then decided to name the operation "Hijackalope" in honor of VP Cheney's version of snipe hunting, which usually ends with the Secret Services having to lead President Bush back to the hunting cabin in the dark. .. ..The CIA scoured its ranks for qualified individuals to head the operation. None were found to "rock hard enough." Using the "Nepotism Act of 2000," (the same act that elected Michael Powell to the head of the FCC, and George W. Bush president) "Weird" Al Jankovic's cousin, "Normal" Al Ivanovich, was chosen to be the band's manager. "Normal Al" was serving as a janitorial specialist at Ellsworth Air Force Base in South Dakota, spending most of his time shooting rats in abandoned missle silos and huffing jet fuel. "Normal Al" was given 3 million dollars, a swiss army knife, and an assortment of lotions from Bed, Bath and Beyond and was dropped from a C-47 over Iraq. .. .."Recruitment" began immediately. With the Army's resources, potential musicians were rounded up and imprisoned. Despite sporadic mortar fire and subsequent kidnappings and beheadings of band members, Hijackalope played it's first show, Jan. 18th at the Casbah in downtown Fulugia. The show was a success with only a 33% casualty rate. The album, "Weapons of Mass Confusion" skyrocketed up the Billboard Top 7. From all gathered CIA intelligence Hijackalope, "seems to be popular with people who have radios." .. .. .. ..We have a website! It's awesome. Please leave this myspace crap behind and visit us for tons of free mp3s, movies and weird shit!............WWW.HIJACKALOPE.COM.......... .. .. .. ..........Hijackalope Discography.......... .. .. .. .. ...... .. .. ...... .. .. ...... .. .. .. .. ......Weapons of Mass Confusion...... .. .. ......Boss Dick...... .. .. ......Christmas Album...... .. .. .. .. ...... .. .. ...... .. .. ...... .. .. .. .. ......Turn it Off...... .. .. ......Music Stoled ..from the Movie...... .. .. .... .. No Sleep Till ..Nova Scotia...... .. .. .. .. ...... .. .. ...... .. .. ...... .. .. .. .. ...... Spoken Word Tour.... .. .. ......Mommas Don't Let.. Your Babies...... .. .. ......Smurfed Single...... .. .. .. ......Some completely sweet Hijackalope videos you can watch:............ .. .. .. .. .............. .. .. .. .. .............. .. .. .. .. .............. .. .. .. .. .............. .. .. .. .. ........ ........ .. .. .. .. .......... ........ .. .. .. .. .............. .. .. .. .. ....<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&videoid=615512698&title=

  • Members

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  • Influences

    beheadings, Bewitched the movie with Will Ferrel, ferral cats. Cats the Musical, the Nazi's from the sound of music, Idaho, Ho's in different area codes by Luda, the Lunar Explorer, the Moon Rover, Mr. Ropper from 3's company, Meat, Raw Meat, gay electronica, clubbing, The Lion King 1.5, Slumdwellaz, BMXing, PMXing, vasculitis and midget porn

  • Sounds Like

    nothing you ever heard before...................mostly 'cuz we dont's know how to play

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  • POWERSTORM

    Hi there! A big and Heavy "HELLO" from Greece and..
     
    I hope you like the Heavy/Power Metal of POWERSTORM
    Keep in touch!
    Kostas (the man behind the band) 

    1 year ago
  • Facebook.com/DarrenFans

    "Darren's Daily Dose of Weird News" is now available on iPhone, Blackberry and Droid!  You can find it on the "TuneIn Radio" app.  It's a free app in your app store.  Download it, search for "Darren Marlar" and you can take "Darren's Daily Dose of Weird News" with you wherever you go!  You can also listen online at HTTP://MARLAR.PODOMATIC.COM!

    2 years ago
  • PULT

    liebe freunde,

    wir möchten euch herzlich zu folgender tanzveranstaltung einladen:

    **********************************
    RECORD RELEASE PARTY
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    HOCH/TIEF (stuttgart)
    PULT (hamburg)
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    donnerstag, den 10. märz 2011
    astra-stube, hamburg
    **********************************

    Die drei Musiker hinter Hoch/Tief sind keine Unbekannten: als Upfront/Boiler und später CargoCity zählten sie Mitte der 90er Jahre zu den bekannteren Bands im süddeutschen Raum, veröffentlichten zwei CDs und spielten u.a. mit Bands wie Biohazard, Sick Of It All, Ignite, Samiam. Unter dem Namen Hoch/Tief knüpfen sie an beste Boiler-Zeiten an: riffbetonter Sport-Rock, moshig und fett, aber mit Sinn für Melodien. Als prägende Einflüsse klingen an: Helmet, Quicksand, AC/DC...
    Kürzlich erschien ihr Debütalbum auf Arctic Rodeo Recordings.
    Grund genug, das zusammen mit PULT und euch zu feiern!

    www.myspace.com/hochtiefrock
    www.astra-stube.de
    www.arcticrodeorecordings.com

    2 years ago
  • Jimmie KNapp



    Enjoy your week! =)

    2 years ago
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  • Violet W. Collins

    Hey!thanks add me.


    2 years ago
  • Violet W. Collins


    Hi,how are you?

    2 years ago
  • Violet W. Collins



    hey ,i like you.

    2 years ago
  • Violet W. Collins



    Hi,how are you?

    2 years ago
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