Daniel Kirk

NINJA TIPS FOR HEALTH LIVING.

*Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps. Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes and kicking joggers in the head.

*Laughter is medicine. Ninja practice the art of inappropiate laughter. Laughing when hearing about cancer also shows the ninja's true strength.

*Ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with Shurikens. Life is random. Ninjas embrace this fact of life.

*Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It's useless to live in the past.

*Fiber is important for a healthy diet. Ninjas will eat the shirt off a strangers back at least once a week.

*Samurais are the source of much stress for Ninjas. They think they're sooooo cool with there armor and swards and those awesome helemts. It's in the ninjas best interest not to think of such things.

*A strong handshake is a sign of good health and vigorous character. Ninjas therefore squeeze as tightly as possible and do not let go when shaking hands. Strong eye contact is also recommended.

*When eating the still beating heart of an enenmy. Ninjas eat it all. There are starving ninjas in Africa who don't have any hearts to eat :(

*Cleanliness is next to godliness. If a ninja gets ketchup stains on an outfit while eating out. They throw a smoke pellets and disappear. Later, outside there den. They burn their outfits while screaming uncontrollably at the top of their lungs.

*Mind control is one of many skills of a ninja. Making small children give you money is not only hilarious, but quiet lucrative and therefore healthy.

*It's important for ninjas not to be their own worst enemy therefore, Ninjas should practice proper dental hygene before wearing a face mask.

*Secrecy is of upmost importantce to the ninjas peace of mind. Not even the ninjas parentscan know their identities. Not even if a ninja still lives in the basement of their parents house.

*Ninjas ALWAYS ride shotgun.
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